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*****Stage 38: Gorillas are brought in to quell the robo-insurrection | *****Stage 38: Gorillas are brought in to quell the robo-insurrection | ||
******Fine as that may be, what if the gorillas are pacifists? | ******Fine as that may be, what if the gorillas are pacifists? | ||
* Avoid carrying them home at all costs | |||
* Prevent reocurrence by building one of these: http://softsolder.com/2010/11/20/bed-bugs-hot-box-disinsector/ | |||
* There's lots of information here on how to get rid of them: http://softsolder.com/2010/11/21/bed-bugs-wrapup/ | |||
* Once you've got rid of them, avoid bringing them back! |
Revision as of 07:22, 11 May 2011
There is a possibility of a bedbug infestation. This is a page for organizing a response.
Pledge
Cute dogs from http://www.yelp.com/biz/scent-tek-san-francisco-2 will come and expertly collapse the heisenbergian eigenbedbug state for us (ie tell whether we have them, and where exactly they reside).
It will cost $235-$350. In accordance with anciente tradition, herewith a pledge list:
Danny - $70
Next Steps
- DON'T PANIC
- Set traps - determine if bedbug menace is real.
- Mediation with bedbugs.
- Declare War On Bedbugs
- Ban bedbugs from space.
- If mediation fails, determine the best course of action to eradicate them. Bring up any big projects, potentially harmful consequences in Tuesday meeting.
- Trash all couches and chairs with soft surfaces (like a cushion).
- Capture alive if possible.
- STOBITH ("Shoot The Bedbug In The Head")
- I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- That very well may be, but if we kill off the bed bugs who will run the underground Factories?
- Stage 37: Robot bed bugs are moved in to continue production.
- Well sure, but what if the robots revolt for equal robo-rights?
- Stage 38: Gorillas are brought in to quell the robo-insurrection
- Fine as that may be, what if the gorillas are pacifists?
- Stage 38: Gorillas are brought in to quell the robo-insurrection
- Well sure, but what if the robots revolt for equal robo-rights?
- Stage 37: Robot bed bugs are moved in to continue production.
- That very well may be, but if we kill off the bed bugs who will run the underground Factories?
- Avoid carrying them home at all costs
- Prevent reocurrence by building one of these: http://softsolder.com/2010/11/20/bed-bugs-hot-box-disinsector/
- There's lots of information here on how to get rid of them: http://softsolder.com/2010/11/21/bed-bugs-wrapup/
- Once you've got rid of them, avoid bringing them back!