Bedbugs

There is a possibility of a bedbug infestation. This is a page for organizing a response.

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The Enemy

Pledge

Cute dogs from http://www.yelp.com/biz/scent-tek-san-francisco-2 will come and expertly collapse the heisenbergian eigenbedbug state for us (ie tell whether we have them, and where exactly they reside).

It will cost $235-$350. In accordance with anciente tradition, herewith a pledge list:

Danny - $70

Next Steps

• DON'T PANIC
• Set traps - determine if bedbug menace is real.
• Mediation with bedbugs.
• Declare War On Bedbugs
• Ban bedbugs from space.
• If mediation fails, determine the best course of action to eradicate them. Bring up any big projects, potentially harmful consequences in Tuesday meeting.
• Trash all couches and chairs with soft surfaces (like a cushion).
• Capture alive if possible.
• STOBITH ("Shoot The Bedbug In The Head")
• I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
  • That very well may be, but if we kill off the bed bugs who will run the underground Factories?
    • Stage 37: Robot bed bugs are moved in to continue production.
      • Well sure, but what if the robots revolt for equal robo-rights?
        • Stage 38: Gorillas are brought in to quell the robo-insurrection
          • Fine as that may be, what if the gorillas are pacifists?