There is a possibility of a bedbug infestation. This is a page for organizing a response.
- DON'T PANIC
- Set traps - determine if bedbug menace is real.
- Mediation with bedbugs.
- Declare War On Bedbugs
- Ban bedbugs from space.
- If mediation fails, determine the best course of action to eradicate them. Bring up any big projects, potentially harmful consequences in Tuesday meeting.
- Trash all couches and chairs with soft surfaces (like a cushion).
- Capture alive if possible.
- STOBITH ("Shoot The Bedbug In The Head")
- I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.