Bedbugs
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There is a possibility of a bedbug infestation. This is a page for organizing a response.
Next Steps
- DON'T PANIC
- Set traps - determine if bedbug menace is real.
- Mediation with bedbugs.
- Declare War On Bedbugs
- Ban bedbugs from space.
- If mediation fails, determine the best course of action to eradicate them. Bring up any big projects, potentially harmful consequences in Tuesday meeting.
- Trash all couches and chairs with soft surfaces (like a cushion).
- Capture alive if possible.
- STOBITH ("Shoot The Bedbug In The Head")
- I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- That very well may be, but if we kill off the bed bugs who will run the underground Factories?
- Stage 37: Robot bed bugs are moved in to continue production.
- Well sure, but what if the robots revolt for equal robo-rights?
- Stage 38: Gorillas are brought in to quell the robo-insurrection
- Well sure, but what if the robots revolt for equal robo-rights?
- Stage 37: Robot bed bugs are moved in to continue production.
- That very well may be, but if we kill off the bed bugs who will run the underground Factories?