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N-no," I said, as the sponge reached my cock. It was flaccid for now, but still huge: over ten inches, laying across my waist for the big soft head to rest on the mattress. She seemed to pay unnecessary care drawing the sponge along its length, and was rewarded with an involuntary twitch. "I didn't know," I finished, gritting my teeth while the sponge travelled over my scrotum, polishing my swollen, pulsing balls. They were enormous, bigger than I had expected, filling up the space between my legs and then some. Felicity lifted one with a hand, leaning over to get a better angle so that her belly pushed into the springs of the mattress and her massive breasts sat on my thigh. The testicle in her hand looked like a big, fleshy basketball, and she bounced it in the air like one. My scrotum had stretched to match, but the movement still pulled at my other ball, the weight of it sliding around on the bed.
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I was still growing, something else I hadnít given much thought. Before I had been caught up in Felicityís game, in the feedback loop of her growing more and more impossibly beautiful, of me growing more and more horny, but now I wondered where my growth would end. If it would.


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"No," I gasped, when she at last leaned back, putting her weight back onto her hips. "No, I think you're a succubus."


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To my surprise, she laughed, and laughed, and laughed, stepping away as she tossed her head back, red hair stirring around her perfect shoulders. Her chuckles carried her across the room, letting me see another tantalizing, teasing glimpse of her ass squeezed into the skirt of her dress. Finally, between giggles, she composed herself. "A what?"


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I tried to maintained focus as my theory gushed out. "The Greek myth. I think it's Greek, at least. A woman who draws power by having sex with men." It was my turn to try to look sly. "I saw how into sucking me off you are. You get something from it, some sort of power. And this, what's happened to you? Hell, what's happened to me. That's not just weird genetics."
'''''Not all events make it onto this calendar.'''  And some of the listings here may be out of date.''<br>
Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]], our '''[https://www.meetup.com/noisebridge/ Noisebridge Meetup page <https://www.meetup.com/noisebridge>]''', or in person at [[Meetings | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff.  DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!


'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
Felicity snorted. "No, it isn't. I lied to you. But I'm not some myth or something like that. No, all of this?" She ran her hands down her breasts, tweaking at a nipple, then felt along her belly. To my shock, and my dick's, her hands couldn't reach around herself anymore. She saw my look and sashayed across the room as best her unbalanced body could sashay. "All of this is your doing," she said, letting one finger touch my nose.
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=== Upcoming Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit]</small> ===
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Please see the current postings at our [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] for events that are in the active process of being formed and may not yet have made it here.-->
"Mine? But... how?"


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That smirk again. "You think those pills I've been feeding you since we met were just to help with erectile dysfunction?"
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===2017===
"Since we met?" I tried to think back. She had only been feeding me pills the past few days. I could still taste their bitter powder on my tongue.


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Her smile was fiendish, fiery, and now she leaned fully on me, her soft breasts pooling onto my chest and squashing onto the mattress as her enormous belly pressed into my side. "Yes, since we met." She laughed and shook her head again, flinging her hair into my eyes. "The last guy I was with was just as skeptical, you know. Once I told him. 'No, you said you were special!'" Her voice was high and mocking. "What a dope!"
|time        = Tuesday, August 8th, 2017, 9:00pm
|title        = Noisebridge Exhibition and Ball Development and Planning meeting
|description  = <br>If you would like to help make the Noisebridge 10 year Anniversary Exhibition and Ball a reality, Please come help plan and work on it at this meeting. This will occur right after the Tuesday meeting
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|time        = Thursday, August 10th, 2017, 7:00pm
|title        = Noisebridge Deepnet and Statistical Mechanics working group
|description  = <br>'''Talk and Discussion: Dr. Sohaib Alam - Quantum Entanglement in Neural Network States'''. Dr. Alam will give an overview of [https://arxiv.org/abs/1701.04831v1 arXiv:1701.04844]. This meeting will have the feel of a journal club session, rather than a class. See the working group [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/NBDSM wiki] for more info. We're meeting in '''Church'''.
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{{event
|time        = Thursday, August 10th, 2017, 6:30pm
|title        = SF DSA Reading Group
|description  = <br>We're reading ''Rebel Cities'' by David Harvey. Meeting in Turing. Get in touch with Lizzie for more details.
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{{event
|time        = Saturday, August 12th, 2017, 12pm
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES
|description  = <br>[[Godwaffle_12_Aug_2017|The 12-Aug-2017 GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES]] has experimental acts, electronic sounds, & noise, with gourmet vegan pancakes!<br>
''Bands: Hora Flora, The Zero Collective, Horseflesh, Foreskin Shashimi in Paradise, Foot SOS''
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{{event
|time        = Tuesday, August 22th, 2017, 9:00pm
|title        = Noisebridge Exhibition and Ball Development and Planning meeting
|description  = <br>If you would like to help make the Noisebridge 10 year Anniversary Exhibition and Ball a reality, Please come help plan and work on it at this meeting. This will occur right after the Tuesday meeting
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{{event
|time        = Saturday, August 26th, 2017, 10:00am
|title        = Summer-scrub
|description  = <br>Noisebridge needs some cleaning, repairs, and purging. Please come help clean up the space on Saturday and Sunday.
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{{event
|time        = Sunday, August 27th, 2017, 10:00am
|title        = Summer-scrub
|description  = <br>Noisebridge needs some cleaning, repairs, and purging. Please come help clean up the space on Saturday and Sunday.
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{{event
|time        = Tuesday, September 5th, 2017, 9:00pm
|title        = Noisebridge Exhibition and Ball Development and Planning meeting
|description  = <br>If you would like to help make the Noisebridge 10 year Anniversary Exhibition and Ball a reality, Please come help plan and work on it at this meeting. This will occur right after the Tuesday meeting
}}
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{{event
|time        = Saturday, September 9th, 2017, 12pm
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES
|description  = <br>[[Godwaffle_9_Sep_2017|The 9-Sep-2017 GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES]] has experimental acts, electronic sounds, & noise, with gourmet vegan pancakes!<br>
''Bands: R K Faulhber, Mod Life Crisis, Ape Parts, Kevin Lo, Wooly Mari's Guillotine''
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{{event
|time        = Saturday, September 9th, 2017, 12pm
|title        = Noisebridge 10 Year Anniversary Exhibition and Ball
|description  = <br>Noisebridge will be celebrating the 10 year anniversary of it's founding with a big SHOW and TELL.
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{{event
|time        = Saturday, September 9th, 2017, 9pm
|title        = Noisebridge 10 Year Anniversary Ball
|description  = <br>Noisebridge will be celebrating the 10 year anniversary of it's founding with a big PARTY.  
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{{event
|time        = Sunday, September 10th, 2017, 12pm
|title        = Noisebridge 10 Year Anniversary Exhibition and Ball
|description  = <br>Noisebridge will be celebrating the 10 year anniversary of it's founding with a big SHOW and TELL.
}}
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{{event
|time        = Saturday, October 14th, 2017, 12pm
|title        = GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES
|description  = <br>[[Godwaffle_14_Oct_2017|The 14-Oct-2017 GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES]] has experimental acts, electronic sounds, & noise, with gourmet vegan pancakes!<br>
''Bands: TBD''
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{{event
|time        = Saturday, October 14th, 2017, 5pm
|title        = Noisebridge Lit Crawl event
|description  = <br>Noisebridge will again be participating in the [[Noisebridge_Lit_Crawl_event|San Francisco Lit Crawl]]. More details to be posted later.
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Kissing me on the nose, Felicity got her hands under herself and pushed... puuuushed up to her knees. She couldnít get her legs under her belly anymore without its girth spreading them, and something about the pose was instantly sexy to me, even as she laughed in my face. "The pills came from my first boyfriend. He DID develop them as erectile dysfunction fixes, but I don't think he had any problems getting it up. It was me he didn't find attractive." Her nose wrinkled. "But after his first test on himself, after I tasted his cum and wanted more, well. That was when I changed." The smile was gone now, and she was considering me with her dark brown eyes. "It's all in the pills. And you don't taste anywhere near as good if you don't have one in you, you know. Which is why it's so perfect that they don't just make me hotter to you, and they don't just make you addictively deliciousó" she shivered as she said it, trying to cup her elbows and only getting two armfuls of tit "óbut they massively increase your supply. Don't they?"


=== Recurring Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit]</small> ===
I involuntarily eyed my crotch, seeing the distant mountain of my balls. I could feel the sperm churning inside them, or at least thought I could. All of this from some weird experimental drug?


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A fingernail dragged its way across my tight, sensitive skin, tracing along a massive testicle. Felicity was almost drooling as she considered me. "You're my sixth, you know. The others... well, I have to leave them, eventually. There's no way to have you take the pill and not have you grow a little." There was an odd sadness in her voice, but not in her eyes. Her eyes were laser-focused on my cock, which, despite my misgivings, despite the ill intentions in Felicity's voice, was slowly, ever so slowly, throbbing harder and longer. "It's only karma that eventually I'd meet someone who wanted me to grow, too. And boy, Jonny, have you made me grrrrrrow."
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She almost growled the last word, and I couldn't help myself: every muscle in my body tensed up, my erect cock thrust at least a foot and half into the air. "What'll, hng, what'll you do?" I asked, gritting my teeth, trying to maintain control.
Please refrain from deleting others' classes without first getting agreement.<br> You may do this by using a valid [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] email address, or else by going anonymous if you really must.
Please read our "Hosting an Event" page and possibly follow some of the guidelines there before posting your event herehttps://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Hosting_an_Event
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==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm to 9:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]] '''  Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], [[User:Tman66|J]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Church Classroom.


==== ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
Only a tilt of a head indicated Felicity had even heard me. Instead she pushed herself awkwardly to the edge of the bed, her legs popping down to support her hugely rounded form before she waddled to the dresser. When she came back she had a pill in one hand, and she put it into my mouth without even needing to ask me to open.


* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:30 pm to 11:30 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Game Dev Tuesdays]]''' - Beginner-friendly game development class and meetup, learn and share C# Unity coding, 2D/3D art, design, writing and audio. Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. ([[Noise Square Table]]).
"I guess I'll obey my body," she said, eyes lighting up as the pink veins clouded my vision.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''
*{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''11am to 6pm [[freeCodeCamp|freeCodeCamp Workshop]]''' - Come code with us! Learn full stack web development with JavaScript, HTML, CSS. Everyone is welcome!


==== Wednesdays ====
Now that I had an idea of what was going on, of what had been changing my body over the past week, I imagined that I could feel it happening. The mystery drugs dissolved on my tongue, seeping into my bloodstream, fast-tracking through my veins, past my glands, waking up every nerve in my body, putting my brain into overdrive as one line of inquiry filled my thoughts:
* {{Template:Recurring}} 2:00 pm to 3:30 pm Build a Solar Lab Kit with SpyCamp - Starting June 14th to August 16th, at 2:00pm sharp Natalie (errcat) will be leading a solar charger kit lab for kids! Friends and family are invited to come with their kids and build a solar charger along side kids from SpyCamp. Kits are sold at the door for 20 dollars for whoever wishes to participate (5 dollars from each kit are donated to Noisebridge).
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 6:30 pm to 9:30 pm - '''[[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]]''' in the Hackatorium(''new''): A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications. Event alternates monthly between SF and the South Bay.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} Wednesday of every month, 7:30-9. '''[[with Software; Art()]]'''  Present your personal and expressive art made with software/hardware of your own making and get feedback and critical dialogue from fellow artist/technologists. ON HIATUS TILL OCTOBER! [Last updated August 2, 2017].
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis.  Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium).  Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:30 pm to 9:00 pm  - Career Change: How to kickstart your new career in web development


==== Thursdays ====
1. Fuck
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes ~1:30am to 2:30am.
2. Be fucked
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm The [[Go]] group meets up on Wednesdays and Thursdays to play.
3. Orgasm
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm to 9:00pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - Ten 5min talks in an hour, on any topic! Small 5MoFs every Thursday-ish, bigger ones on the 3rd Thursday of the month.
4. Do it again
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|biweekly}} 7:00 pm to 8:30 pm Laser Safety Training every other Thursday evening. [http://www.meetup.com/noisebridge/ RSVP on meetup.com]
5. Improve on the process
<!--* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 7 pm [[STEAM Education]] meeting on developing a program to integrate hacker/makerspaces in both schools and libraries.-->


==== Fridays ====
And the rest of my body responded. Saliva almost poured from my mouth at the sight of Felicity, as her great, swollen breasts, dotted in freckles and blue veins and weeping milk, rolled off of the mountain of her belly and pushed around my throbbing, swelling dick. My sense left me as the heat from her tits completely enclosed my ropy, veiny shaft, leaving only the head, now the size of a plum and a perfect purple to match. Through my flickering vision I swore I could see it swelling bigger, throbbing with my increasing heart rate, while below the burning curve of her belly pushed into my heavy, aching balls. It would grow, too, wouldn't it? I wanted it to. I wanted her to get bigger with me, to swell and round and cry out in need for me just like I wanted her.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  6:00 pm to 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Church or  [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}}  8:00 pm to 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ Church or [[CollaborationStation]]
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} [[Noisebridge Gaming Archivists]] Meetup 6:00 pm to 10:00 pm -- Come play, fix, mod retro consoles. Create and play is our motto! If you like video games, this is the place for you.


==== Saturdays ====
Her tongue licked along my cockhead and then her mouth clamped on before even my first spurt of pre-cum could be released.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 4:00 pm to 10:00 pm - Privacy hackathon! Developers, designers, activists, journalists, and concerned citizens are all welcome to join us every Saturday at Noisebridge (at the tables in the back) to help contribute to free, open source, privacy-enhancing software that the world desperately needs. Brought to you by the [https://www.meetup.com/Cypherpunks-Write-Code/ Cypherpunks Write Code] meetup group <-- you can RSVP here. Edward Snowden risked everything to teach us how badly new privacy-enhancing software needs to exist. [https://www.meetup.com/Cypherpunks-Write-Code/ Let's make it happen!]


==== Sundays ====
And, after I cameóa long, bucking process, where her tight tits squeezed as many ounces of sperm out of me and into her willing mouth, where I couldn't focus my eyes, let alone my thoughts, only dig my fingers into her ruined sheets and hold on while Felicity's body kicked with another touch-less orgasmóI realized that I was nothing more than a machine to her. A means to an end. It was obvious, really, and should have been from the moment the first handcuff had clicked, but it was an important thing to focus on, to feel: I was a prisoner. Not just for a day, but for as long as she could reach my cockhead.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 11:00 am to 1:00 pm [[Sunday Morning iOS Peer Lab Meetup]] - iOS Meetup for people want to hack together. Feel free to do whatever you want: work on your project, ask and teach each other, have a chat with folks.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:00 pm to 4:00 pm .impact Workathons in Turing classrom. Work on projects that will help humanity & beyond.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating  months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 2:00 pm to 5:00 pm [[Hack Days]] - We're getting together every Sunday and working on stuff together! (Bots/Robotics/Cybernetics/AI/ML/Crypto/Infrastructure/Dapps/etc). We're all about learning, sharing, and building together. [[church]]


Bring what you're working on, or at least a healthy appetite to learn and share. All-in-all this will be a space to philosophize and dream as much as practice, hack, and publish. :)
But how would I get out?
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.


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I gritted my teeth as I felt my changes take hold, my cock softening to an absurdly long length. I had felt those last few inches as they ripped down my erection, pushing me longer, further, harder to please my mistress, rising up from my crotch like a skyscraper. I had felt my balls swelling, readying themselves for the next go-around. And my dick was so ready, now, as its flaccid meat slapped back against my stomach and chest, now almost long enough to tickly my chin. My legs were being forced apart, anything to not touch the ultra-sensitive skin of my throbbing, growing testicles.
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>
How would I get out?


=== Orphaned Events ===
Felicity's finger drew down the length of my balls in what was becoming a familiar touch, her eyes glistening in what could have been hunger, longing, or some sick poetic reverie. "Such a big boy," she breathed, her chest heaving, pushing her tits nearly up to her chin. "Big enough for me." Then her eyes closed again, her brows furrowing in growing anticipation, and her tits began to swell, to rise like dough. One of her hands was reaching out, squeezing her tits in so that she could brush her fingers against a nipple still dripping milk, but the growth was almost too fast, and her teats would be out of reach soon. Just like her belly, which was doing its part to expand outward, outward, rounding and pushing its way between her legs, against my body, growing millimeter by millimeter as Felicity rubbed the tanned, smooth skin, trying to reach a nipple.
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.


* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th.  Attention juggling fans!  Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1.  Come check it out! 
Her eyes rounded on me. "I need you to milk me," she said, in a sultry voice. "But, god, it feels so good to be so full."
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''5:00 pm to 7:30 pm [[Songbridge|Songbridge Music Making Tuesdays]]''' - Beginner-friendly music making and mentoring meetup with Ableton/GarageBand/Logic tutorials for beginners and peer collabs. ([[Noise Square Table]]).


=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
I wondered if that was part of my fantasy, too. Loved to be milked, but loved to be brimming with milk. "You're not going to be able to walk in a few days," I laughed, almost coming to my senses despite the drool dripping down my face. She was perfect, wasn't she? Everything I had ever desired, knowing or not.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks  including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''':  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES! (mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]Turing
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar) No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/


:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
Her nose wrinkled. "No?"
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] -  Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] -  MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]


= Past Events =
"No," I chuckled again, unable to contain my vengeful glee. "Youíll be trapped like me.


===2016===
A look came over her and her mouth snapped closed. Working her knees, pushing backwards with her hands, she made her way off of the bed, one foot coming down, then another, before heaving the monstrosity of her belly off of the mattress. There was triumph written all over her face as I watched her rise, even as her perfectly round stomach dipped down nearly to her knees, extending outward several feet before curving back to give her enormous tits a resting place. Her spine was curved back so far that she was nearly looking at me between her cleavage.
{{event
|time        = Saturday, June 18th, 2016, 1pm
|title        = Noisebridge picnic-potluck gathering 1pm-3pm
|description  = Bring #{food, drink} whatever you want to share, potluck style! All Noisebridge folks and friends are welcome! Let's leave from NB 15min before or meet under the palm trees, South-East corner of Dolores Park near the Playground (20th & Church) in San Francisco, CA 94114: https://goo.gl/maps/8jmcnCMayoD2
}}
<br><br>
{{event
|time        = Saturday, May 28th, 2016, 1pm
|title        = Noisebridge picnic-potluck gathering 1pm-3pm
|description  = Bring #{food, drink} whatever you want to share, potluck style! All Noisebridge folks and friends are welcome! Let's meet under the palm trees, South-East corner of Dolores Park near the Playground (20th & Church) in San Francisco, CA 94114: https://goo.gl/maps/8jmcnCMayoD2
}}
<br><br>
{{event
|time        = Thursday, February 25th, 2016, 7pm
|title        = SF Amateur Mathematicians
|description  = Differential Geometry and Wide-Angle Photography with Chad Fong. In Church Room. See [http://www.meetup.com/SF-Amateur-Mathematicians/events/228761849/ Meetup page]. SF Amateur Mathematicians is a math club open to everyone interested in learning more about math. Topics and talks generally assume some collegiate mathematical background.
}}
<br><br>
{{event
|time        = Sunday, February 7th, 2016, 11:00am
|title        = HackTheLeft
|description  = <br>[[HackTheLeft|Hack the Left]] is an ''anticapitalist'' hackathon, going on for the entire long weekend of February 5th-7th at Noisebridge.  This is an experiment to see what happens when you get a bunch of leftists in a room for a weekend with the intention to advance liberatory and ''anticapitalist'' projects using technology. This includes software projects like Tor and Signal, art projects like the Anti-Eviction Mapping Project and Men in Grey, hardware projects like mesh networks and signal jammers, and tools for rad organizations like Anti Police-Crimethink Project and Food Not Bombs. It's clear that there's a huge amount of opportunity for liberatory technology. It's up to us to build it.<br>


*Hackathon participants should be able to get into Noisebridge by [[Hours | its 11:00 AM opening hour]], if not earlier, for both weekend days.
Then there was a look of mischief in her eye, something venomous. "Maybe I won't, by Wednesday." And she was at her dresser, leaning over it sideways to get a pill bottle. Then, slow waddle by slow waddle, her belly shifting back and forth with her hips, she was standing by the bed, then sitting on it, leaning back with one hand to support her. "But neither will you."
}}


===2014===
And another pill went into my mouth.
*{{event
|time        = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title        = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description  = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}


===2013===
Would I get out?
*{{event
|time        = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title        = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description  = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show.  There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}


*{{event
As the red-tinted fog enveloped my vision and all of my thoughts turned only to fucking, Felicity closed the door.
|time        = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title        = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description  =  <span style="color:#ff00ff; background:##ff00ff"> a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!</span>
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}
 
*{{event
|time        = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title        = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description  = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}
 
* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.
 
===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.
 
===2011===
 
* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.
 
 
* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]
 
===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)<small>[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]</small>
 
===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
 
===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!
 
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N-no," I said, as the sponge reached my cock. It was flaccid for now, but still huge: over ten inches, laying across my waist for the big soft head to rest on the mattress. She seemed to pay unnecessary care drawing the sponge along its length, and was rewarded with an involuntary twitch. "I didn't know," I finished, gritting my teeth while the sponge travelled over my scrotum, polishing my swollen, pulsing balls. They were enormous, bigger than I had expected, filling up the space between my legs and then some. Felicity lifted one with a hand, leaning over to get a better angle so that her belly pushed into the springs of the mattress and her massive breasts sat on my thigh. The testicle in her hand looked like a big, fleshy basketball, and she bounced it in the air like one. My scrotum had stretched to match, but the movement still pulled at my other ball, the weight of it sliding around on the bed.

I was still growing, something else I hadnít given much thought. Before I had been caught up in Felicityís game, in the feedback loop of her growing more and more impossibly beautiful, of me growing more and more horny, but now I wondered where my growth would end. If it would.

"No," I gasped, when she at last leaned back, putting her weight back onto her hips. "No, I think you're a succubus."

To my surprise, she laughed, and laughed, and laughed, stepping away as she tossed her head back, red hair stirring around her perfect shoulders. Her chuckles carried her across the room, letting me see another tantalizing, teasing glimpse of her ass squeezed into the skirt of her dress. Finally, between giggles, she composed herself. "A what?"

I tried to maintained focus as my theory gushed out. "The Greek myth. I think it's Greek, at least. A woman who draws power by having sex with men." It was my turn to try to look sly. "I saw how into sucking me off you are. You get something from it, some sort of power. And this, what's happened to you? Hell, what's happened to me. That's not just weird genetics."

Felicity snorted. "No, it isn't. I lied to you. But I'm not some myth or something like that. No, all of this?" She ran her hands down her breasts, tweaking at a nipple, then felt along her belly. To my shock, and my dick's, her hands couldn't reach around herself anymore. She saw my look and sashayed across the room as best her unbalanced body could sashay. "All of this is your doing," she said, letting one finger touch my nose.

"Mine? But... how?"

That smirk again. "You think those pills I've been feeding you since we met were just to help with erectile dysfunction?"

"Since we met?" I tried to think back. She had only been feeding me pills the past few days. I could still taste their bitter powder on my tongue.

Her smile was fiendish, fiery, and now she leaned fully on me, her soft breasts pooling onto my chest and squashing onto the mattress as her enormous belly pressed into my side. "Yes, since we met." She laughed and shook her head again, flinging her hair into my eyes. "The last guy I was with was just as skeptical, you know. Once I told him. 'No, you said you were special!'" Her voice was high and mocking. "What a dope!"

Kissing me on the nose, Felicity got her hands under herself and pushed... puuuushed up to her knees. She couldnít get her legs under her belly anymore without its girth spreading them, and something about the pose was instantly sexy to me, even as she laughed in my face. "The pills came from my first boyfriend. He DID develop them as erectile dysfunction fixes, but I don't think he had any problems getting it up. It was me he didn't find attractive." Her nose wrinkled. "But after his first test on himself, after I tasted his cum and wanted more, well. That was when I changed." The smile was gone now, and she was considering me with her dark brown eyes. "It's all in the pills. And you don't taste anywhere near as good if you don't have one in you, you know. Which is why it's so perfect that they don't just make me hotter to you, and they don't just make you addictively deliciousó" she shivered as she said it, trying to cup her elbows and only getting two armfuls of tit "óbut they massively increase your supply. Don't they?"

I involuntarily eyed my crotch, seeing the distant mountain of my balls. I could feel the sperm churning inside them, or at least thought I could. All of this from some weird experimental drug?

A fingernail dragged its way across my tight, sensitive skin, tracing along a massive testicle. Felicity was almost drooling as she considered me. "You're my sixth, you know. The others... well, I have to leave them, eventually. There's no way to have you take the pill and not have you grow a little." There was an odd sadness in her voice, but not in her eyes. Her eyes were laser-focused on my cock, which, despite my misgivings, despite the ill intentions in Felicity's voice, was slowly, ever so slowly, throbbing harder and longer. "It's only karma that eventually I'd meet someone who wanted me to grow, too. And boy, Jonny, have you made me grrrrrrow."

She almost growled the last word, and I couldn't help myself: every muscle in my body tensed up, my erect cock thrust at least a foot and half into the air. "What'll, hng, what'll you do?" I asked, gritting my teeth, trying to maintain control.

Only a tilt of a head indicated Felicity had even heard me. Instead she pushed herself awkwardly to the edge of the bed, her legs popping down to support her hugely rounded form before she waddled to the dresser. When she came back she had a pill in one hand, and she put it into my mouth without even needing to ask me to open.

"I guess I'll obey my body," she said, eyes lighting up as the pink veins clouded my vision.

Now that I had an idea of what was going on, of what had been changing my body over the past week, I imagined that I could feel it happening. The mystery drugs dissolved on my tongue, seeping into my bloodstream, fast-tracking through my veins, past my glands, waking up every nerve in my body, putting my brain into overdrive as one line of inquiry filled my thoughts:

1. Fuck 2. Be fucked 3. Orgasm 4. Do it again 5. Improve on the process

And the rest of my body responded. Saliva almost poured from my mouth at the sight of Felicity, as her great, swollen breasts, dotted in freckles and blue veins and weeping milk, rolled off of the mountain of her belly and pushed around my throbbing, swelling dick. My sense left me as the heat from her tits completely enclosed my ropy, veiny shaft, leaving only the head, now the size of a plum and a perfect purple to match. Through my flickering vision I swore I could see it swelling bigger, throbbing with my increasing heart rate, while below the burning curve of her belly pushed into my heavy, aching balls. It would grow, too, wouldn't it? I wanted it to. I wanted her to get bigger with me, to swell and round and cry out in need for me just like I wanted her.

Her tongue licked along my cockhead and then her mouth clamped on before even my first spurt of pre-cum could be released.

And, after I cameóa long, bucking process, where her tight tits squeezed as many ounces of sperm out of me and into her willing mouth, where I couldn't focus my eyes, let alone my thoughts, only dig my fingers into her ruined sheets and hold on while Felicity's body kicked with another touch-less orgasmóI realized that I was nothing more than a machine to her. A means to an end. It was obvious, really, and should have been from the moment the first handcuff had clicked, but it was an important thing to focus on, to feel: I was a prisoner. Not just for a day, but for as long as she could reach my cockhead.

But how would I get out?

I gritted my teeth as I felt my changes take hold, my cock softening to an absurdly long length. I had felt those last few inches as they ripped down my erection, pushing me longer, further, harder to please my mistress, rising up from my crotch like a skyscraper. I had felt my balls swelling, readying themselves for the next go-around. And my dick was so ready, now, as its flaccid meat slapped back against my stomach and chest, now almost long enough to tickly my chin. My legs were being forced apart, anything to not touch the ultra-sensitive skin of my throbbing, growing testicles.

How would I get out?

Felicity's finger drew down the length of my balls in what was becoming a familiar touch, her eyes glistening in what could have been hunger, longing, or some sick poetic reverie. "Such a big boy," she breathed, her chest heaving, pushing her tits nearly up to her chin. "Big enough for me." Then her eyes closed again, her brows furrowing in growing anticipation, and her tits began to swell, to rise like dough. One of her hands was reaching out, squeezing her tits in so that she could brush her fingers against a nipple still dripping milk, but the growth was almost too fast, and her teats would be out of reach soon. Just like her belly, which was doing its part to expand outward, outward, rounding and pushing its way between her legs, against my body, growing millimeter by millimeter as Felicity rubbed the tanned, smooth skin, trying to reach a nipple.

Her eyes rounded on me. "I need you to milk me," she said, in a sultry voice. "But, god, it feels so good to be so full."

I wondered if that was part of my fantasy, too. Loved to be milked, but loved to be brimming with milk. "You're not going to be able to walk in a few days," I laughed, almost coming to my senses despite the drool dripping down my face. She was perfect, wasn't she? Everything I had ever desired, knowing or not.

Her nose wrinkled. "No?"

"No," I chuckled again, unable to contain my vengeful glee. "Youíll be trapped like me.

A look came over her and her mouth snapped closed. Working her knees, pushing backwards with her hands, she made her way off of the bed, one foot coming down, then another, before heaving the monstrosity of her belly off of the mattress. There was triumph written all over her face as I watched her rise, even as her perfectly round stomach dipped down nearly to her knees, extending outward several feet before curving back to give her enormous tits a resting place. Her spine was curved back so far that she was nearly looking at me between her cleavage.

Then there was a look of mischief in her eye, something venomous. "Maybe I won't, by Wednesday." And she was at her dresser, leaning over it sideways to get a pill bottle. Then, slow waddle by slow waddle, her belly shifting back and forth with her hips, she was standing by the bed, then sitting on it, leaning back with one hand to support her. "But neither will you."

And another pill went into my mouth.

Would I get out?

As the red-tinted fog enveloped my vision and all of my thoughts turned only to fucking, Felicity closed the door.

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