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Centimeter by centimeter he watched his cock grow thicker,
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spreading Christa's cunt ever wider in its wake.  Both of her hands came
down to grip the base of his cock as she looked down in disbelief.  At
least six inches were outside of her now, and she had taken him nearly all
the way before.  Curt opened his eyes and stared in disbelief.  He was
growing even faster this time!  His cumming continued to make him buck
like a bronco as his shaft grew ever more horse-like.  Thicker and longer
-twined with huge, thick veins- his erection plowed into Christa's tight
bush like a dog trying to fit into a rabbit hole.


"Ahhh!  Curt!  Omigod ... you're goin' too ... far!"
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Drastically, Curt tried to pull himself out of Christa before he
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hurt her.  Her moaning and bucking were intense and -just before he could-
he felt himself hit a massive climax.  Rigid, he watched as his cock
rocketed upwards in size, spreading her cunt lips and making her squeal
half in pain, half in ecstasy.  His balls pumped and churned as they lay
heavy on his thighs. In shock he looked at them, tangled in their mass of
pubic hair.  Each was larger than a large grapefruit!  His shaft had to be
at least three and a half inches across and nearly sixteen inches long!  
The spasm began to fade, but the tingling in his balls remained.  Orgasm
subsiding, Curt felt his body grow limp in its wake.


Slowly, Christa pulled off of him and slumped next to him on her
'''Circuit Hacking Mondays is a (mostly) weekly get-together to learn electronics and learn to solder cool stuff!'''
bed.  
* You can easily learn all of the skills you need in one session.
* Make a project tonight, and take it home with you!
* Most projects take about an hour to make.
* If you have your own project (advanced or simple), bring it by, and if you would like help, you can get it!
* '''WHEN:''' 7:00pm till whenever -- most Mondays (on some Monday holidays, volunteer instructors might announce an Early start of 3:00pm.
* '''CHANNELS:''' This is an in-person event. If you need special accommodation, or need to do remote, let us know and we will try to help.
* '''ORGANIZERS:''' [[User:lxpk|LX]], [[User:culteejen|TJ]] [[User:Jtfoote|jonathan (rrmutt)]]
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His massive rod stood up from his midsection like a bent flagpole.
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Gobs of his cum dripped from Christa's stretched cunt as she panted for
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breath and rubbed her delicate hands over Curt's chest.  Opening her eyes,
she glanced at Curt's waist and shook her head slowly.  "God, Curt...  I
don't believe it." She smiled, and nuzzled the smaller man's neck -her
glistening breasts pressing against his chest.  "Th' bigger th' better,
I've always said...  I don't think I've Ever been this turned-on!"


Curt returned her smile and kissed Christa gently on the cheek.
He tenderly stroked her breasts, fingertips lingering on her aureoles and
nipples.  "Yeah, but any bigger and only a Clydesdale would be able to
take all of me..."


Christa shrugged as she nestled into the size of Curt's body.
'''Organization'''
"Maybe," she said conspiratorially, "that wouldn't be all that bad." With
We have split CHM into three sections, each runs approximately monthly. There will always be circuit hacking on Mondays, but volunteer instructors might be specializing as below or taking the week off. Come anyway :)
that cryptic remark, Christa closed her eyes and gently drifted off to an
erotic sleep.  


The next few days were difficult. Even when not erect, Curt's new
1. '''Learn to Solder Monday:''' is a monthly get-together to learn to solder electronics. You can easily learn all of the skills you need in one session. Come make a project tonight, and take it home with you! We have great kits suitable for beginners, as well as all the soldering irons and tools needed to build them. Experienced volunteers are on hand to show you the basics and help out. We ask a $10-20 donation to cover kit costs. We also have more advanced kits for those with more experience. If you have your own project (advanced or simple), bring it by, and if you would like help, you can get it. Every second Monday [https://www.meetup.com/noisebridge/events/292137488/ Meetup: Learn to Solder Monday]
endowments were extremely obvious. His penis hung all the way to his
knees and was nearly as thick as a peppermill. Still, that was the least
of his problems. It was possibly due to the extreme exposure his balls
had been given to the original formula, but they'd been growing at an even
faster rate than the rest of him. Each was the size of a grapefruit and
always seemed to carry the tell-tale signs of that tingling sensation
-together they spanned nearly a foot from side-to-side in front of his
groin. It wasn't easy to conceal his massive endowments.


It also hadn't been easy to resist Christa's advancements.  She
2. '''Microcontroller Monday:''' Learn to program microcontrollers with Arduino or Circuit Python. This is a monthly get-together to learn about microcontrollers and how to program them. You can get started with a microcontroller project in one session and take it home with you! We have Arduino and Circuit Python microcontrollers, and a big selection of sensors and peripherals like Neopixel color LEDs.
was so turned on by his recent growth, he wasn't sure she would ever stop
Though any programming experience will help, this is suitable for beginners. If you have used an Arduino and are looking for next steps or cool projects, we can help, come share what you know. If you are currently working on a project, bring it by for inspiration and tips. We have parts, cables, and microcontroller boards for you at cost; you will need a laptop with a USB-A port or adapter. We ask $15-40 donation to cover parts and materials unless you bring your own. If you are starting out with Circuit Python, follow this link to [[Circuit Python at Noisebridge]]
making him bigger.  She'd offered to tit-fuck him if he ever got too big,
We also have soldering and test equipment and can help you debug that stubborn problem :) Every 3rd Monday of the month [https://www.meetup.com/noisebridge/events/292137290/ Meetup: Microcontroller Monday]
and to masturbate him if it went much further beyond that. Curt had to
admit, it was extremely tempting... But until he knew he could reverse
the formula, he didn't dare give himself over to that temptation...  


Not when the last growth spurt had so radically increased his
3. '''Circuit Hacking Monday:''' is a free-form get-together to work on electronics projects together. Come and learn to solder, or program microcontrollers with Arduino or Circuit Python. If you are working on a project, come work with others and share what you know. We have soldering kits, tons of parts and supplies, test equipment, and knowledgeable volunteers. Every 4th Monday of the month [https://www.meetup.com/noisebridge/events/292137604/ Meetup: Circuit Hacking Monday]
size, and the tingle still hadn't gone away...!
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[[File:CHM-tablecrop800.jpg|800px|link=chm|right|A shot of a red table with the lettering "NOISBRIDGE HACKERSPACE" There are soldering irons and electronic parts visible; people's hands are shown assembling electronic kits]]


Mostly, he got by during the next week by wearing no pants around
[[File:Arduinos_For_Total_Newbies_workshop.jpg|400px|link=chm|right]]
his dorm room, but squeezing into a pair of Zubas whenever he had a class.
Still, he got stares and more than a few proposals from some of the
prettier women (and a few of the guys) in BioChem lab.  Still, he'd almost
had to cash in on a few of those "favors" to get help swiping the
necessary compounds from the storage locker.  Luckily, with his standing
in class, it was easy to stay late "working" on a project and being
allowed to "lock-up" after himself.  


Now, after about a week, he thought he may have the solution.
=== What?  Where? ===


The first chemical seemed to be stimulated by sexual arousal and
[[Image:CHM3.jpg|200px|Happy hardware hackers at Circuit Hacking Monday]]
semen production.  In other words, the more he came, the bigger he got.
[[Image:CircuitHackingMonday_EricBoyd.jpg|200px|Happy hardware hackers at Circuit Hacking Monday]]
Curt also thought that he may get bigger if his cock was in direct contact
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|200px]]
with a woman's vaginal juices.  Why that would be the case was still a
mystery to him ... in addition to the twin questions of where the extra
mass had come from so quickly and why he could still get 16" erections as
easily as 3 inches... Technically, the blood requirements would be too
high, and he should've been getting light-headed.  


His cursory examination of himself showed a development of muscle
and ligament tissue along the length of his shaft, and that could account
for his amazing erections, but he couldn't confirm it.  Nonetheless, he
thought as he looked at the light blue liquid, this seemed to be
appropriate to reverse whatever effects had been caused by the original
fluid.  Christa wouldn't be happy, but he had to think of living a normal
life rather than a horse-like stud!  Still, it wouldn't hurt for one last
time.


As Curt carefully turned off the Bunsen burner and went to sleep,
'''What''':  Weekly get-together to solder cool stuff!
he didn't notice the shadowed form slip in through his open window and
: You can easily learn all of the skills you need in one session.
walk slowly towards his desk...
: Make a project tonight, and take it home with you!
: If you have your own project (advanced or simple),
: bring it by, and if you would like help, you can get it!


'''When''':  7:00pm till whenever -- most Mondays.
: Most projects take about an hour


Curt's balls still were tingling as he carefully got out of
'''Where''':  Noisebridge, 272 Capp St., San Francisco, 94114 (at 18th St., near 16th St. BART station).
Christa's car at her parent's cabin on Lake Hutton. The sky was clear and
:Map: [[Getting_Here]]
the deeper blue that comes with Evening in Northern Minnesota; the
'''Who''':  You! It is fun to make things in the friendly community of Noisebridge.
reflection of the sun off the narrow stream that bubbled down the hill
:Come join us.  Everyone is welcome.
next to the cabin into the lake was enchanting. Christa was still
somewhat down since he'd told her that he had developed the reverse
formula and would use it after they had made out this last time.  As she
had said, she really liked men who were freakishly large...  


Curt had just smiled past the word "freakishly" and let it go at
'''Cost''':  Instruction is free!  We ask that people pay only for the cost of the parts used -- kit prices range from FREE to $35. For more information see the list below for current kits
that.
*'''''[https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Circuit_Hacking_Kits#Kits_That_Do_Not_Require_An_Arduino Pricelist for kits that may be available]'''''


Christa opened the door to the family "hunting lodge" and set down
'''Instructors:'''
the bag of groceries on the counter nearby.  The place was huge.  Curt let
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out a low whistle of breath as he surveyed the scene.  At least ten
trestle tables filled the room beyond the small kitchen in a grand hall
that reminded him of Beowulf's "Herot".  A small balcony ran around the
room about a story overhead and numerous small doors led off from the main
hall into the private bedrooms that filled this place.  Christa hadn't
been kidding when she'd told him her father had liked to hunt with a "few"
friends every autumn.


The fact that this hunting lodge could house at least thirty men
and their equipment was something she hadn't mentioned.  Nearby, a wooden
sign declared the room rates for the weekend during hunting season.
Apparently, her father also made a tidy sum on the place too...


Christa smiled as she pulled out the jar of blue liquid that Curt
<br>
had brought from his dorm room. It was more than twelve times what he
Everyone can learn about electronics and how to solder by making a simple, fun badge that has a blinky light and a flashlight -- and you can wear it home afterwards.
needed, but it wasn't as concentrated as the original formula. He'd just
[[File:ICanSolderBadgeKit.jpg|250px|link=http://cornfieldelectronics.com/cfe/products/buy.php?productId=solderbadge|center]]
have to keep adding it until he got it right. Christa shook her head.  
[http://cornfieldelectronics.com/cfe/products/buy.php?productId=solderbadge "I Can Solder" Badge kit]


"Y'know, guys all over the country would kill to have your problem;
<br>
and you're going to give it all up..."
Learn to solder! Friendly Circuit Hacking Monday volunteers will bring kits for you to make and take home with you.  The kits are cool, practical, intriguing, hackable projects that you can bring home after you make it. Of course, you can also bring your own projects to hack.
Plenty of '''cool kits''' have historically been available but most of these are not currently in stock, including:<br>
*'''''[https://www.alpenglowindustries.com/store/c7/Through-Hole_Soldering_Kits.html Alpenglow Industries]''''' Cool kits from Alpenglow Industries)
*'''''[https://www.seeedstudio.com/I-Can-Solder-Badge-kit-p-4827.html I-Can-Solder Badge kit]''''' perfect starter kit from [[User:maltman23]])
*'''''[https://cornfieldelectronics.com/cfe/projects.php#ardutouch ArduTouch music synthesizer]''''' Make beautiful music, sound, and noise!)


Curt shook his head with a crooked grin.  "Well, if I get any
*And more.<br>
bigger, I'll start having problems walking.  The idea of being hung like
the Eifel Tower may interest me, but not until I can get things under
control!" He chuckled and started bringing in the suitcases from the
porch.  Christa simply grinned as she watched him work and the mass of his
groin shift around in his pants.  


Curt finished putting the suitcases in one bedroom and turned to
<br>
join Christa back in the kitchen. She stood not far from him with her
=== I am a blank slate! What should I do? ===
back to the broad double-doors. Curt started feeling nervous again.
* make one of the many easy kits that are available each week.
Sheesh!  She was insatiable!  Slowly, she pulled off her sweater revealing
* make an Arduino fade an RGB LED in varying color patterns.
her massive, heavy assets. Slowly, she swung the doors shut behind her
* make a microcontroller illuminate a 3x3 LED matrix in varying shapes.
and sauntered towards Curt.  Running her fingers along the side of his
* reverse engineer something you're curious about.
neck, she gently pushed him backwards towards the bed.
* come to Noisebridge and brainstorm!<br>


"Christa..."
<br>
=== Learn More About Electronics and Circuits ===
<br>
'''''All About Circuits'''''<br>
https://www.allaboutcircuits.com/


She shushed him with a single finger and kissed him lightly on the
lips.  "Shhh...  If we're gonna make the most of this weekend, we're
starting now..."


Slowly, Christa pushed him down, lay provocatively on top of
'''''Soldering Is Easy'''''<br>
Curt's body, and rested her ample breasts in his hands.  Curt happily
http://mightyohm.com/blog/2011/04/soldering-is-easy-comic-book/
stroked and fondled them as Christa gently massaged Curt's 16-incher
through the material of his jeans. Curt drew three rapid, deep breaths of
shuddering pleasure as Christa's talented fingers probed his
grapefruit-sized balls.  As she bent her face down to plant her lips on
his, she deftly undid his button-fly Zubas and pulled down his underwear.


At first, his massive organ got caught in the elastic binder,
making him wince slightly.  Christa smiled at his expression and pulled
back from his eager hands to watch what she was doing more carefully.
Gently, she licked his engorged knob and pulled his pants off the rest of
his legs.  More quickly then, she removed his shirt and the rest of her
own clothing so the two rested naked on the king-sized bed.  Curt's
enormous flagpole stood at attention to Christa's ministrations as she
licked his knob and repeatedly squeezed his semen-heavy balls.  The
tingle, which had been there constantly since the last time they made out,
started to increase even more.


Slowly though, Christa pulled her mouth away from his cock and
'''''Soldering'''''<br>
slowly rubbed it down her naked chest, between her breasts and gradually
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across her flat, tight belly.  Rising to her knees, she slowly lowered
herself down around the monster organ with a look of ecstatic glee on her
face.  Curt couldn't say anything.  It felt too good.  He just hoped she'd
be able to handle what he became next...  


Grinding slowly against her cunt, Curt watched as she devoured
inch after inch of his manhood.  Five inches; then seven.  Finally ten,
eleven and twelve.  Curt could feel the round end of his prick start
bouncing against the inner wall of Christa's cervix, as she took in all
she could length-wise.  Lowering her hands to the six inches remaining
outside, she stroked his erection as she fucked the upper foot.  Still the
tingling grew.


With a deep moan, Curt could feel the spunk churning in his balls.
'''''Surface Mount Soldering'''''<br>
"Watch ... watch out ... Christa. <pant> Here ... here <grunt!> I ...
https://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials/category/2
cum...!" The pressure exploded inside him and spread along his shaft with
lighting unlike any in the previous experiences.  Curt watched as his rod
began to grow again.  And grow...  


And Grow...


And GROW...
'''''How to Solder'''''<br>
https://learn.sparkfun.com/tutorials/how-to-solder---through-hole-soldering


Inch by inch, his erection grew longer and thicker.  He could
scarcely believe it.  He watched as his once-small penis broke all
boundaries.  Past eighteen inches ... past twenty...  Curt's balls bucked
and pumped their contents into Christa's vagina with a force like a garden
hose.  Spurts of semen squirted from around his embedded cock as it grew
wider and thicker; stretching Christa's cunt ever further.  Christa wasn't
getting off...  She stayed glued to his boner, riding it like a horse and
crying out in ecstasy as she was expanded beyond belief.


Twenty-two inches passed and twenty-four neared as Christa was
'''''Basic Electronics'''''<br>
forced halfway to her feet by the rapid progression.  Curt's cock, now at
http://www.instructables.com/id/Basic-Electronics/?ALLSTEPS
least four inches across continued to expand.  Curt gasped as his gaze
settled farther down. His balls were enormous.  


The two large sacks bounced and jiggled like bowling-ball sized
water balloons!  More and more cum leaked from Christa's orifice as she
rode and bucked with Curt's hips.  Finally, with a look of pain -or
perhaps resignation at attempting the impossible- Christa pushed with all
her strength against the bed and pulled her cunt off Curt's expanding
member.  Cum spurted up her body, across her tits and drenching her hair.
Still growing, Curt watched with awe as his balls and rod expanded well
into the stallion range of size.  Another minute passed and slowly, ever
so slowly, Curt felt the pressure ease and the tingle return to its
normal, background level.


Weary and panting, Curt closed his eyes and lay back on the bed.
'''''Learn more on CHM kits on YouTube'''''<br>
He could feel his still-stiff pole waving in the gentle breeze of the
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpVTfFassvs2b4O7saICO-AfOUVIS7730 J's Circuit Hacking Mondays Video Playlist]
air-conditioning.  Absently, he felt Christa touch his rod softly.  He
opened his eyes to watch her gently measure along his length and then his
balls. She was covered in sweat, cum and excitement. She looked more
turned-on than Curt thought a person could look.


She glanced up triumphantly.  "My God Curt!  You've broken all the
records!  Twenty-six inches long ... twenty-six, Curt!  Your balls are as
big as basketballs and your width is," she measured quickly across his
still engorged knob, "six inches across!" She glanced down at the base of
his rod and smiled.  "An' that's only the tip ... you're at least a good
two inches thicker at the base!" Wiping a handful of cum off her face,
Christa proceeded to slowly slurp it up.  "You always make the best
dinners," she said coyly.


Curt sat up as his cock deflated and started to hand heavily
'''''Electronics Tutorials'''''<br>
across his lap.  It took a full two minutes for the erection to go down.
http://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/
Gingerly, so as not to knock his giant's balls against his knees, his
swung his feet over the bedside.  His dick must've weighed close to
fifteen pounds!  Swinging it over the edge, he could feel it pull heavily
against his midsection and his balls knock together enticingly.  Curt
winced as the tingle got momentarily stronger. He could almost feel
himself start to rise to attention again.  Gritting his teeth and forcing
himself to remain un-aroused, Curt patted Christa's shoulder.  "Look ...
it's getting tough to resist more sex.  Can you get the formula in here
now?"


Broken from her size-induced revelry in Curt's cum, Christa looked
momentarily distracted and crestfallen.  Then, with a slow, weary nod of
her head, she walked out of the room to return after a minute with Curt's
mason-jar-sized beaker.  "Well," he said as he dipped a corner of the bed
sheet into the mixture, "say 'goodbye' to 'junior'..." With that, he began
dabbing the blue liquid over his penis and testicles.  It didn't seem to
be drying right away, like the first formula, but it did stain his skin
similarly.  After several minutes of generous application, Curt lay back
on the bed and waited.


And waited.
'''''Introduction to Electronics Text: This is going deep to the rabbit hole'''''<br>
http://www.ece.mtu.edu/faculty/ljbohman/onlinetext/elint200.pdf


And Waited...


An hour passed with no effect.  The tingle was still there. A
'''''Electronic Applications Text: By now you are already taking the "Red Pill"'''''<br>
cold chill descended on his heart as he began to suspect that his work had
http://www.ece.mtu.edu/faculty/ljbohman/onlinetext/elapp200.pdf
failed like last time...  


'Like last time...' The thought raced through his head.  Christa
<br><br>
was lying next to him gently rubbing his back.  "Christa..." She looked up
=== Stuff needed to run Circuit Hacking Monday ===
into his eyes slowly.


Curt cleared his throat.  "Christa; last time I created this
Electronics Medium Size Box
formula, it needed stimulation to work ... this time may be the same."
Christa nodded, a small smile growing on her face as she realized where
this was heading.  "I also used a concentrated version.  I want to know if
you'd like to give me a little ... hand here."


Christa's smile broadened as she nodded assent.  She moved to a
* soldering irons
position straddling Curt's chest and planted both her arms above his
* soldering iron stands
shoulders. "Sure ... but this time," she made a rapid motion behind his
* cellulose sponges (cut small, and made wet with tap water)
field of vision, "we do it my way." In a second, a loose strap had been
* small wire snippers
looped around each of Curt's wrists, pinning his arms in place above his
* solder: 60/40 (Sn/Pb), rosin core, 0.031" or smaller diameter
head, attached to the headboard.  Quickly (and accidentally stepping on
* multimeters
one of Curt's balls in the process), she likewise snared his feet and tied
* wire strippers
them in place.
* soldering iron tip cleaner
* needle nose pliers
* solderless breadboards
* jumper wires
* Noisebridge stickers


"Christa?  What're you..."


"Hold on Curt!" she interrupted.  "Let me try this...  Do you agree
<br>
to let me pump you off until you shrink down to a more manageable size?"
== Archival ==
If you have any kits to donate that you think would be great, please bring them by!


Curt's brow furrowed as he tried to figure out what Christa was
<br>
getting at. After all, it was obvious that was what he had just asked
More info on many of these projects:<br>
her. Slowly, he answered, "yes..." She smiled triumphantly.  
http://www.CornfieldElectronics.com (click on the "maker faire" tab)<br>
http://www.adafruit.com<br>
http://www.jimmieprodgers.com<br>
http://www.mignonette-game.com<br>
http://www.evilmadscientist.com<br>
http://analogmachines.com/
*'''''[http://cornfieldelectronics.com/cfe/trippyRGB_instructions.php Trippy RGB Waves]''''' (interactive blinky lights!)
*'''''[http://analogmachines.com/p/nametag/ "Hello My Name Is" badge]''''' (you may have seen me wearing mine)
*'''''[http://jimmieprodgers.com/kits/apc/ Atari Punk Console]''''' (make cool noise from an Altoids tin!)
*'''''[http://jimmieprodgers.com/kits/lolshield/ LoL Shield]''''' (Lots of LEDs! for your Arduino!) '''Arduino required'''
*'''''[https://learn.adafruit.com/tv-b-gone-kit TV-B-Gone]''''' (turn off TVs in public places!)


"Just remember you said that..." And she started to lick and pump
Anyone can learn to solder! Even if you have never made anything in your life, you can learn this very useful and enjoyable skill.  It really is fun!  Volunteers at Noisebridge have taught tens of thousands of people to solder all around the world, and they can teach you, too! Add yourself to the ever increasing community!
him back to a full erection. Curt moaned in pleasure, and watched her as
she went.  It took two hands, but after a few minutes, she stopped and
left the room.  A minute later, she returned with a massive, six-foot tall
foam-rubber cylinder attached to a pulley and some rope.  Still smiling,
she looped the pulley up and over the ceiling beam that crossed the room
twelve feet overhead. Then, she tied the ropes -around the bed frame
beneath him- to Curt's hips.  Finally, she pulled the suspended cylinder
down and slid it over Curt's erection.  Fastening hit around his hips as
well.  The whole system was tight.


With a smile and gentle pull on the tube, she said "Let the games
=== Topics ===
begin..."
As interest warrants:
* soldering (everything from through-hole to SMD rework)
* breadboarding
* powering your circuit (bench power supplies, ATX hacking, batteries)
* making LEDs blink and fade
* programming microcontrollers
* Programming microcontrollers using Arduino or Circuit Python
* Interfacing sensors like microphones or accelerometers or ultrasonic distance sensors
* Controlling addressable LEDs ("Neopixels")
* using oscilloscopes / multimeters to debug circuits
* reverse engineering circuits
* Designing PCBs using GEDA and EagleCAD


The tube descended along Curt's shaft, erotically caressing its
=== Who? ===
entire length like a giant cunt.  Hell, Curt thought, I've even got room
Everyone is welcome, regardless of experience level or age.  If you have never made a circuit before and have no idea where to start, bring a few dollars ($10 to $30 to cover materials costs of a Brain Machine kit or other cool kits) and build it.  Everyone gets personal attention, and everyone will learn enough to complete their project.  If you have experience, please come and enjoy working on your project with others -- and share what you know!
to spare!  As he automatically pumped his hips against the sensuous
pressure, the tube moved in response, pumping him even more.  Between his
legs, Christa fondled and licked his balls.  The tingle began to increase,
as he neared orgasm.  Forcing his head to watch, should he lock in ecstasy
again, Curt glanced at his glans to see the reduction take place.


It didn't.  Instead, he began to grow again.  Inwardly, he
=== Why? ===
screamed denial as the erotic sensations clouded his mind and sent it
Learn and share with others of all skill levels! You can come with an idea, or a question, or a circuit you want to hack. You can research ideas on the Internet ahead of time and come put them into practice!  Or, you can learn with a large selection of easy-to-make kits that are available each week.
spiraling to new heights of ecstasy. Now, his erection truly resembled a
horse-sized schlong.  Even bigger.  As he pumped and came, he watched the
base thicken across his midsection, soon reaching a diameter of at least
ten inches. He could feel by the rubbing against the inside of the tube
that his cock was at least a foot longer.  Christa laughed in delight.
Curt's balls had expanded to beach-ball size.  There was no way he could
walk now ... not at least without a wheelbarrow to carry his dick around
in.  Far above at the top of the tube, he could see a garbage bag billow
out from the top, collecting the cum that had shot up that far.  


The harness kept pumping.
=== What can I bring to help? ===
 
No need to bring anything -- just yourself and your desire to play, learn, and/or share.  We have everything you need. But if you like, you can bring:<br>
"Christa ... take it off; it's not working!"
* Your own tools (we have all you need, but you can bring your own)
 
* Arduino / clones
"Oh it's working all-right," she responded, indicating the pulley
* USB cables
and rope.
* breadboards
 
* If you bring your laptop, we can set it up to program microcontrollers
"That's not what I mean!" Curt gasped as his own automatic bucking
* 9V or AA or AAA or other batteries (a bulk donation would be great)
drove the pump harder along his enlarged member.  "The formula ... it
* parts for your own project(s)
didn't work!"
 
Christa smiled.  "Sure; it probably does...  But I switched it the
other night..."
 
Curt's eyes widened, as much in ecstasy as shock.  "What?!!!  You
replaced it?  <gasp> With what?"
 
Christa shrugged.  "Oil, water and food dye...  I've got the real
formula in the next room."
 
Curt clenched his eyes shut as another shudder ran though him.  As
confused, betrayed and angered as he was with Christa, the sensations of
erotic pleasure, began to overwhelm his mind.  Dully, he began to enjoy
the helpless growth...  Christa walked up to where he lay, gyrating on the
bed and gently lowered her breasts over his face.  Tentatively, Curt's
tongue wandered over her lush surface, searching out the sweat and salt on
her skin.  Smiling, she gradually pulled backwards and grabbed her
sweater.
 
Curt looked at her confused.  "Christa...?"
 
With a shrug, she pulled her clothing on and walked to the
double-doors.  "Just gotta few errands to run, Curt...  I'll be back." She
paused and looked back through the door as she left.  "After you've had a
little time to grow on me..." With that, she shut the door and left.
 
Curt felt the tingle grow as he started to cum again.
 
And again...  And again...  And again...  And again...
 
Christa opened the door to her father's hunting lodge with a light
feeling in her heart.  She'd taken her time shopping for the groceries
they'd need this weekend, but then she'd also taken great delight in
imagining how big Curt would get in her absence.  From the kitchen, she
could hear him still grunting and moaning in the master bedroom.  Smiling,
she put the groceries away and pulled off her clothes.  Sultrily, she
walked towards the door.
 
And stepped in cum.
 
Surprised, she looked down at the eight-foot diameter puddle that
oozed from under the door.  Holy shit, she thought, how far had he gone?
She'd only been gone a couple hours...  Rapidly she flung open the doors
and then stood, staring in erotic fascination.  Large droplets of cum
covered the ceiling, support beams, walls, bed and windows.  The puddle in
the room was about six inches deep and still warm.  Curt had really grown.
 
The foam rubber tube was stretched thicker and longer by an amount
even Christa hadn't expected.  The pulley's still worked, but very
slightly ... Curt's hips couldn't lift up against his five-foot diameter
testicles enough to provide much pull to the pulleys.  His cock, massive
enough when she'd left, strained at it's foam rubber prison ... three full
feet across and sixteen feet long!  Massive, blue veins crisscrossed his
massive erection, still pulsing with his last ejaculation.  Little Curt
was barely visible beyond the monster that had become his genitalia.  Like
a tiny bug on a much larger animal, Curt looked sweaty, tired and ...
aroused.
 
He smiled gently at her as she stepped tenuously into his field of
vision.  "I knew you'd get back." He glanced his eyes over the length of
his penis.  "Long line at Rainbow?"
 
Christa smiled and bent forward to lick the cum from his chest,
face and hair.  The large plastic bag she'd put over the top of the tube
had long since ruptured spraying its contents over the room.  His semen
was still warm and delicious.  She wrapped her arms around his body and
undid the straps.  Slowly, she removed the equipment and peeled the last
remains of the foam-rubber tube from his pulsing member.  God, was it
huge!
 
With trepidation, she pulled it down and gave it a tiny lick on
the underside of it's head.  Slowly, she rubbed up and down the length of
his shaft, reveling in the warm feel of the smooth flesh and warm cum
glistening on its broad surface.  She turned to Curt, "well, I got my
wish...  Wait here..." With that, she left the room.
 
Curt raised an eyebrow.  "Where would I go?"
 
A second later she returned.  Curt could hear her enter, but
couldn't see past his own softening erection.  After cumming six times in
the last two hours, he was still horny ... it was strange but oddly
pleasurable.  Vaguely, he wondered if he'd ever be un-horny again.
 
Christa walked into his view holding his jar.  With a smile she
shrugged, "I guess you've earned this..." Slowly, she moved to start
dabbing it on his erection.
 
"Wait."
 
Surprised, Christa looked up.
 
Curt smiled half-crooked.  "I thought we had several days up here
... no reason to go so fast..." Christa looked at Curt, clearly surprised.
He laughed at her expression.  "Well, what did you expect?  I thought you
wanted to see how big I could get?  Let's see what this baby can do..."
 
Christa smiled slowly and put the jar down on the floor.  Making
sure that the bed had rollers she opened the double doors to the main
hall.  They'd need plenty of room for what she had in mind...
 
Curt dropped the steaming spaghetti noodles into the strainer and
ran water over them to wash off the excess starch.  With flair, he flopped
the whole, steaming mass into a serving dish and brought it over to the
table in the middle of his small dorm room.  The neighbors might complain
about the smell of cooking Italian food, but he didn't really care.
 
His over-sized Zubas still took some getting used to, as did the
huge three-footer tucked away beneath them.  With balls the size of
volleyballs it was difficult to hide what he'd become, but he'd have to
learn to live with it.  Christa watched him walk with amusement and a
seductive gleam in her eye.  Now that he was guaranteeably bigger than
anything on two legs, she was always in the mood.
 
It was three weeks later.
 
Smiling he took their antipasto salads from his soda-fridge and
served their dinner.  It had taken the whole jar, and twelve ejaculations
to undo what had been done to him, and even then he was stuck at this
impossible size.  Still, it could've been worse...
 
This was the first time they'd been able to get alone together in
weeks; both of their studies for fall finals had been hell.  Now they had
the whole three weeks of Christmas break to spend together indulging their
every, carnal desire.
 
"You ready for this break?" asked Christa through a mouthful of
salad.
 
Curt nodded and started spooning up the noodles and sauce on her
plate.  "Yeah, bio-chem was a real bear ... I'll be glad to take a break
for a few weeks..."
 
Christa paused and raised an eyebrow at him.  "No, you don't
understand ... are you really ready?"
 
Curt put down the spoons he'd been using and crossed his arms.
"We discussed this, no more size games with my prick ... I'm lucky it
reduced to the size it did!  Understand?"
 
"O.K. ... o.k. ...  Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya?"
 
Curt chuckled, knowing her, she 'tried' every six minutes.  "No
... I suppose I can't..."
 
Christa stabbed another bit of the antipasto and smiled.  "This is
really good, Curt.  You learn this recipe at home?"
 
"Oh no ... Betty Crocker is good enough teacher for me." He paused
to sip from his Coke.  "Still, I did make the vinaigrette myself..."
 
"Really?" She munched another mouthful, enjoying the play of
flavors and spices.  "It's really good ... 's gotta 'tang' to it that I
don't recognize."
 
Curt smiled slowly.  "Oh, that's the special ingredient..." Again
he sipped from his Coke, satisfied.  Then, sitting back, he began watching
Christa's chest...

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Circuit Hacking Mondays is a (mostly) weekly get-together to learn electronics and learn to solder cool stuff!

  • You can easily learn all of the skills you need in one session.
  • Make a project tonight, and take it home with you!
  • Most projects take about an hour to make.
  • If you have your own project (advanced or simple), bring it by, and if you would like help, you can get it!
  • WHEN: 7:00pm till whenever -- most Mondays (on some Monday holidays, volunteer instructors might announce an Early start of 3:00pm.
  • CHANNELS: This is an in-person event. If you need special accommodation, or need to do remote, let us know and we will try to help.
  • ORGANIZERS: LX, TJ jonathan (rrmutt)


Organization We have split CHM into three sections, each runs approximately monthly. There will always be circuit hacking on Mondays, but volunteer instructors might be specializing as below or taking the week off. Come anyway :)

1. Learn to Solder Monday: is a monthly get-together to learn to solder electronics. You can easily learn all of the skills you need in one session. Come make a project tonight, and take it home with you! We have great kits suitable for beginners, as well as all the soldering irons and tools needed to build them. Experienced volunteers are on hand to show you the basics and help out. We ask a $10-20 donation to cover kit costs. We also have more advanced kits for those with more experience. If you have your own project (advanced or simple), bring it by, and if you would like help, you can get it. Every second Monday Meetup: Learn to Solder Monday

2. Microcontroller Monday: Learn to program microcontrollers with Arduino or Circuit Python. This is a monthly get-together to learn about microcontrollers and how to program them. You can get started with a microcontroller project in one session and take it home with you! We have Arduino and Circuit Python microcontrollers, and a big selection of sensors and peripherals like Neopixel color LEDs. Though any programming experience will help, this is suitable for beginners. If you have used an Arduino and are looking for next steps or cool projects, we can help, come share what you know. If you are currently working on a project, bring it by for inspiration and tips. We have parts, cables, and microcontroller boards for you at cost; you will need a laptop with a USB-A port or adapter. We ask $15-40 donation to cover parts and materials unless you bring your own. If you are starting out with Circuit Python, follow this link to Circuit Python at Noisebridge We also have soldering and test equipment and can help you debug that stubborn problem :) Every 3rd Monday of the month Meetup: Microcontroller Monday

3. Circuit Hacking Monday: is a free-form get-together to work on electronics projects together. Come and learn to solder, or program microcontrollers with Arduino or Circuit Python. If you are working on a project, come work with others and share what you know. We have soldering kits, tons of parts and supplies, test equipment, and knowledgeable volunteers. Every 4th Monday of the month Meetup: Circuit Hacking Monday

CHM-group1000.jpg
A shot of a red table with the lettering "NOISBRIDGE HACKERSPACE" There are soldering irons and electronic parts visible; people's hands are shown assembling electronic kits
Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg

What? Where?

Happy hardware hackers at Circuit Hacking Monday Happy hardware hackers at Circuit Hacking Monday Noisebridge Soldering Workshop.jpg


What: Weekly get-together to solder cool stuff!

You can easily learn all of the skills you need in one session.
Make a project tonight, and take it home with you!
If you have your own project (advanced or simple),
bring it by, and if you would like help, you can get it!

When: 7:00pm till whenever -- most Mondays.

Most projects take about an hour

Where: Noisebridge, 272 Capp St., San Francisco, 94114 (at 18th St., near 16th St. BART station).

Map: Getting_Here

Who: You! It is fun to make things in the friendly community of Noisebridge.

Come join us. Everyone is welcome.

Cost: Instruction is free! We ask that people pay only for the cost of the parts used -- kit prices range from FREE to $35. For more information see the list below for current kits

Instructors:

volunteers who love soldering



Everyone can learn about electronics and how to solder by making a simple, fun badge that has a blinky light and a flashlight -- and you can wear it home afterwards.

ICanSolderBadgeKit.jpg

"I Can Solder" Badge kit


Learn to solder! Friendly Circuit Hacking Monday volunteers will bring kits for you to make and take home with you. The kits are cool, practical, intriguing, hackable projects that you can bring home after you make it. Of course, you can also bring your own projects to hack. Plenty of cool kits have historically been available but most of these are not currently in stock, including:

  • And more.


I am a blank slate! What should I do?

  • make one of the many easy kits that are available each week.
  • make an Arduino fade an RGB LED in varying color patterns.
  • make a microcontroller illuminate a 3x3 LED matrix in varying shapes.
  • reverse engineer something you're curious about.
  • come to Noisebridge and brainstorm!


Learn More About Electronics and Circuits


All About Circuits
https://www.allaboutcircuits.com/


Soldering Is Easy
http://mightyohm.com/blog/2011/04/soldering-is-easy-comic-book/


Soldering
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldering


Surface Mount Soldering
https://www.sparkfun.com/tutorials/category/2


How to Solder
https://learn.sparkfun.com/tutorials/how-to-solder---through-hole-soldering


Basic Electronics
http://www.instructables.com/id/Basic-Electronics/?ALLSTEPS


Learn more on CHM kits on YouTube
J's Circuit Hacking Mondays Video Playlist


Electronics Tutorials
http://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/


Introduction to Electronics Text: This is going deep to the rabbit hole
http://www.ece.mtu.edu/faculty/ljbohman/onlinetext/elint200.pdf


Electronic Applications Text: By now you are already taking the "Red Pill"
http://www.ece.mtu.edu/faculty/ljbohman/onlinetext/elapp200.pdf



Stuff needed to run Circuit Hacking Monday

Electronics Medium Size Box

  • soldering irons
  • soldering iron stands
  • cellulose sponges (cut small, and made wet with tap water)
  • small wire snippers
  • solder: 60/40 (Sn/Pb), rosin core, 0.031" or smaller diameter
  • multimeters
  • wire strippers
  • soldering iron tip cleaner
  • needle nose pliers
  • solderless breadboards
  • jumper wires
  • Noisebridge stickers



Archival

If you have any kits to donate that you think would be great, please bring them by!


More info on many of these projects:
http://www.CornfieldElectronics.com (click on the "maker faire" tab)
http://www.adafruit.com
http://www.jimmieprodgers.com
http://www.mignonette-game.com
http://www.evilmadscientist.com
http://analogmachines.com/

Anyone can learn to solder! Even if you have never made anything in your life, you can learn this very useful and enjoyable skill. It really is fun! Volunteers at Noisebridge have taught tens of thousands of people to solder all around the world, and they can teach you, too! Add yourself to the ever increasing community!

Topics

As interest warrants:

  • soldering (everything from through-hole to SMD rework)
  • breadboarding
  • powering your circuit (bench power supplies, ATX hacking, batteries)
  • making LEDs blink and fade
  • programming microcontrollers
  • Programming microcontrollers using Arduino or Circuit Python
  • Interfacing sensors like microphones or accelerometers or ultrasonic distance sensors
  • Controlling addressable LEDs ("Neopixels")
  • using oscilloscopes / multimeters to debug circuits
  • reverse engineering circuits
  • Designing PCBs using GEDA and EagleCAD

Who?

Everyone is welcome, regardless of experience level or age. If you have never made a circuit before and have no idea where to start, bring a few dollars ($10 to $30 to cover materials costs of a Brain Machine kit or other cool kits) and build it. Everyone gets personal attention, and everyone will learn enough to complete their project. If you have experience, please come and enjoy working on your project with others -- and share what you know!

Why?

Learn and share with others of all skill levels! You can come with an idea, or a question, or a circuit you want to hack. You can research ideas on the Internet ahead of time and come put them into practice! Or, you can learn with a large selection of easy-to-make kits that are available each week.

What can I bring to help?

No need to bring anything -- just yourself and your desire to play, learn, and/or share. We have everything you need. But if you like, you can bring:

  • Your own tools (we have all you need, but you can bring your own)
  • Arduino / clones
  • USB cables
  • breadboards
  • If you bring your laptop, we can set it up to program microcontrollers
  • 9V or AA or AAA or other batteries (a bulk donation would be great)
  • parts for your own project(s)
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