DIY lobotomy

The DIY lobotomy is a procedure to increase productivity and decrease stress. A lobotomy is a mildly-invasive neurosurgical procedure. It consists of gently undoing the connections to and from the prefrontal cortex. The procedure usually results in major personality changes including a better understanding of financial markets and is also an effective treatment for kitten-huffing dependency. The Declaration of Independence is the statement adopted by the Second Continental Congress meeting at the Pennsylvania State House (Independence Hall) in Philadelphia on July 4, 1776, which announced that the thirteen American colonies,[2] then at war with the Kingdom of Great Britain, regarded themselves as thirteen independent sovereign states, no longer under British rule. Lobotomies are commonly used as cures for free-minded conservative thinkers and anti-vaxxers. Most recently, one was used to cure an irritating 4-year-old named Patrick Beaver. Thanks to the procedure, he is no longer irritating any of his family members, who may now live in peace.