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The Queen regarded me for a few moments, obviously
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concentrating on the 13 inch long, 3 inch thick pole that stuck out
 
between my legs. She grinned lewdly and said in perfect,
 
accent-free English, "I think he'll do nicely. Won't you, little
 
man?" I was speechless.
 
  
"So," she said as she rose from her seat, "I'll bet you're
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It can be summed up as follows:
wondering exactly why you're here. I'll tell you." She reached
 
down and cradled both her breasts in her arms, stroking the
 
nipples gently with her thumbs. "I am a queen, the queen of the
 
Pyen-Yang-Lon. We are an ancient race, driven from our
 
homeland to this land almost two centuries ago. As the queen, I
 
must insure the well-being of my loyal subjects." As if on cue,
 
two of the leather clad women went to her and dropped to their
 
knees before her. The Queen held her mighty breasts from
 
beneath and pushed her thick nipples toward them. They latched
 
on and began to suck, each one grabbing onto a titanic mammary
 
and lovingly stroking and kneading as they eagerly devoured the
 
Queen's mighty nips.
 
  
"These," she said, indicating her oversized breasts, "are the mark
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of my office. These are the treasure of my people." There was
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a dreamy tone in her voice as she said this. The women at her
 
breasts were sucking for all they were worth and shaking like
 
leaves. I could see nectar dripping from their openings, and one
 
was already furiously finger-fucking herself with on hand as she
 
held onto a fistful of flesh with the other. Madame Twon, for her
 
part, smiled benignly at me. My poor, neglected cock was
 
jumping with every beat of my racing heart. Clear fluid oozed
 
copiously from the tip.
 
  
"You are here," continued the Queen, "to help bring in new
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[[File:Do-ocracy Poster - DO IT - 2018-08-11 revision (small).png|thumb|right|Do it [[posters]]]]
recruits. You saw the girl in the other room when she was
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[[File:Do-ocracy Poster - DO-ERs DECIDE - 2018-08-11 revision (small).png|thumb|right|Doers decide [[posters]]]]
changed into one of us; she volunteered. You see, Pyen-Yang-
 
Lon are not born. We must _make_ them from mortal human
 
women."
 
  
I found my voice finally. "Mortal?"
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Do-ocracy applies to almost everything at Noisebridge, with only a few [[consensus]] exceptions (often described as very big deep changes to Noisebridge as an organization). If you think it'd be cool to build something out of some parts in the Parts Repository, the tables should be re-arranged, or a new workshop should be built, '''you should do it'''! But remember to be excellent.
  
"Yes. We are not mortal. We live forever, as long as we have
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== How to do Do-ocracy ==
food. Some of us are very ancient. How old do you think _I_
 
am?"
 
  
"30?", I guessed.
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There are no formal rules to Do-ocracy, but here are some tips for smooth functioning Do-ocracy. Don't feel obliged to do any of them.
  
"No, far beyond that. I'm just over 300 years old. I have been
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=== Be accountable ===
the queen for more than 275 years. I will be the queen forever."
 
  
"Long live the Queen!", exclaimed Twon and the woman with
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If you make a change that isn't terribly easy to undo, such as moving a projector, or which has impacts that can't be undone, such as putting a video on the projector that's potentially triggering of epilepsy, it's good to be accountable to those impacted by the change. Make sure that people know who made the change, so that they can clarify what's going on and how they're impacted. Write notes, post in Slack or on the mailing list, make announcements in person. Let people know you're responsible for your change.
nothing in her mouth.
 
  
The two women sucking the Queen's tits, meanwhile, had
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=== Don't be afraid to step on people's toes ===
become lost in paroxysms of ecstasy. It was more than obvious
 
that they were cumming repeatedly while they suckled. Liquid
 
squirted from their slippery wet slits and they moaned and
 
gasped softly as they fed.
 
  
"I still don't understand. What does any of this have to do with
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Sometimes you'll make a change Do-ocratically and someone will be unhappy with it. That's ok. Stepping on toes is fine. But what's usually not fine is not being willing to talk to the person about the change, so it's best to be willing to resolve the problems that it may have caused.
me?"
 
  
The Queen looked to be amused by this. "You, Art - may I call
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=== Use little-c consensus ===
you Art? - are going to gather new recruits for us. You are going
 
to be my newest henchman. It will be your job to bring women
 
here, and they will be made into new subjects for me. You will
 
also see to the enjoyment of all my subjects, in whatever way
 
they command from you. And you had best satisfy my
 
commands, Art. You've already seen what happens to
 
candidates for this job who don't do what's required of them."
 
  
The two women at the Queen's breasts finally let her swollen
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If you're concerned that a change may be a little too impactful to just do, and you want to make sure it's ok to do, speak to the people who are likely to be impacted. Be willing to find outcomes that everyone can live with.
nipples slip out of their lips. The nipples glistened with saliva and
 
bounced invitingly. The sensation caused the Queen to catch her
 
breath, and she again cradled her immense tits in her arms. The
 
women fell back on the floor and shifted around so that they
 
could bury their faces in each other's crotches. Their sounds of
 
pleasure were muffled in their cunts as they ate each other in a
 
passionate sixty-nine, humping and grinding their dripping twats
 
against each other's faces. Within moments, both of them came
 
in unison, leaking an ocean of sweet juice over each others
 
mouths. Madame Twon and the other woman were locked in a
 
tight embrace, meanwhile, grinding their tits and pelvises
 
together in long, slow circles. As soon as the first pair of women
 
had finished, they too approached the Queen and latched onto
 
her mighty tits. Madame Twon let her skirt fall to the floor and
 
grabbed her exaggerated clit between both hands, rolling and
 
kneading the three-inch long protuberance fervently as she
 
sucked sweet, warm milk from the nipple of her monarch.
 
  
The Queen regarded me with lust-filled eyes and asked, "What
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=== Don't use an either/or approach ===
do you think, Art? Think you can do the job? You can start with
 
my two loyal subjects there. But remember, if you cum, you die."
 
  
The two women squealed delightedly and walked over to me.
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If the particular thing you want to do isn't ok, either before or after the fact, explore other options. Try to achieve everyone's end goals, while being flexible with how you get there. It's often not the case that your only options are ''Do What You Want To Do'' vs. ''Do What They Want To Do''. Usually you can find some other, third path to things which everyone can live with.
One stood directly before my face, legs akimbo, and spread the
 
juicy, red lips of her cunt apart. I knew what I was supposed to
 
do; I found her clitoris and licked and sucked, grinding my chin
 
into her vaginal crack. The other woman stood behind her,
 
shoving her pussy against her friend's ass and clamping both
 
hands over her friend's 60-inch mountains, tugging lightly at the
 
nipples so that little jets of milk sprayed out. Rich dew trickled
 
freely from the throbbing pussy in my face as I buried myself
 
deeply in the soft, slippery hole.
 
  
The woman I was eating turned around and faced her friend.
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=== Be compassionate ===
Their lips parted to accept each other's tongues, and they kissed
 
wildly. I stood up and slid my cock between the nearest woman's
 
legs, and it was long enough to emerge beneath her and allow
 
the other woman to get it between her legs, too. The wiggled
 
their hot beavers on my aching dick as they kissed, so that my
 
pole was partially swallowed by two juicy cunts. The excitement
 
mounted and I thought I'd lose control, but I gritted my teeth and
 
held back as hard as I could.
 
  
Twon and the other woman at the Queen's breast finished and
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Because it really sucks to have one's project trashed, or a workshop turned inside out by a project, or the like, you may find that you've Do-ocratically done something that makes someone irritated. While it's not Excellent for them to be aggressive or hostile, you should expect that they may be upset. Be patient and compassionate.
fell away. They lay on the floor side-by-side, each with her
 
fingers disappearing into the others hole. The Queen watched it
 
all approvingly. She grabbed her tits and hugged them to her
 
lithe body, pushing them up so that she could kiss them and rub
 
her face against them as the orgy went on. She sat back down
 
on her couch and spread her legs wide apart, pushing one of her
 
tits between. She pushed hard into her breast, her hands nearly
 
disappearing into the soft flesh. She rolled it against her pussy,
 
and suddenly an ocean of cum began to flow over the edge of
 
the couch and onto the floor, mingling with the drip of mother's
 
milk that leaked from her. Twon and her lover peaked quickly,
 
screaming out their lust in quivering ecstasy as they soaked each
 
other's hands with their free-flowing cunt-juice.
 
  
The two women I was pleasuring were now shoving their breasts
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=== Don't be a dick ===
together as they ground their pussies against my twitching shaft.
 
They, too, came in gushes of wet joy that flowed over my cock
 
and down the insides of their long legs. They moved away from
 
me, leaving me standing there with pussy juice dripping from the
 
entire length of my foot-plus penis.
 
  
All four women then went to the queen, who was now sucking at
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Even tho it really sucks to have one's project trashed, or a workshop turned inside out by a project, or the like, don't be a dick to the person who did it. Aggression and hostility are widely considered Unexcellent and you may find yourself asked to leave if you can't keep that under control. Instead of immediately talking to person who made the change, take some time to think about the situation. Drink some herbal tea, smoke some weed, go for a jog. Give your limbic system time to relax.
the flesh of one breast as she ground the other against her hot
 
box. They surrounded her, caressing and kissing her lovingly as
 
she masturbated. Two women now got hold of each fantastic tit,
 
lifting it away so that I could see the Queen's wide-open hole.
 
They rubbed their faces lovingly against the Queen's breasts,
 
tongues snaking out to lick the tits and kiss each other. Madame
 
Twon motioned for me to approach and I did so, a lump in my
 
throat at the sight of the splay-legged queen with her huge tits
 
held in the air by her subjects.
 
  
"First, Art," gasped the Queen, "let me explain how this works for
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=== Do-er's Decide, Non-Do-er's Stand Aside ===
you. You see, as I said, we're not human. We are Pyen-Yang-
 
Lon; our food is the life energy of humans, the qi. We get this
 
from them by using sex with men. You men are our meat and
 
drink. We fuck each other for pleasure; we fuck you for food.
 
When one of us fucks a man, we absorb as much of his qi as we
 
can when he cums, and the qi gets turned into milk and stored in
 
our breasts. But my subjects can't digest their own food; they
 
have to give it to me first. And then, when they need it, I give it
 
back to them. I only take a very little bit for myself. The more
 
subjects I have, the more qi I have to store up in my beautiful tits,
 
so they can suck it out when they need it. Each of my subjects
 
can store up the qi of several men; the more they store, the
 
bigger their bust gets, and the more milk they make. I've just
 
given out a lot of qi, Art, and I need some of yours to replace it.
 
I'm very hungry. Come here."
 
  
I approached as close as I could, standing between the legs and
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If you're not willing or able to put in the time or effort to hack, don't stand in the way of the people who are are. If you have opinions, be willing to hack. Offering advice is fine, but it's usually good to ask if it's wanted, and if not, don't give it.
tits of Yang-Qi Li Yen. She reached down and grasped my cock,
 
pulling it into her hole. It was hot and wet, and seemed to vibrate
 
as my tremendous dick disappeared into it. The feeling was too
 
much to take, and my hips took on a life of their own as I
 
pounded myself into the Queen's nearly-hairless box. She
 
leaned her head back and groaned. Her four subjects ran their
 
hands, lips and tongues all over her tits, causing little drops of
 
milk to hang wetly at her nipples. I took one of these between my
 
fingers and pinched and twisted it, eliciting a cry of pleasure from
 
the Queen. Her cum was flowing like a river, dripping audibly
 
onto the floor from the edge of the couch. She came like an
 
animal, bucking her hips against me so hard that it almost
 
knocked me down. As she snapped into a backward-arching
 
position, her subjects lost their grip on her breasts, and they
 
swung together around me, enfolding me in their perfumed soft
 
heat.
 
  
"Pull out! Pull out!", cried the Queen, and I slipped my cock from
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== Fictionalized Examples ==
her seething pussy. "Fuck my tits, right now! Put your cock
 
between my giant breasts and fuck them, slave!"
 
  
The Queen laid back on the couch, holding up her tits so that I
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====The Short Version====
could straddle her waist and then letting them flop against me. I
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# Fizz asks around if anyone would feel negative about the bike shed being pink. No one does.
pushed my aching dick between the quivering mounds of flesh
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# Fizz paints the bike shed pink.
and grabbed one tit in the crook of each arm, pushing them
 
together and fucking them with the liquid that coated my cock as
 
a perfect lubricant. With her gigantic mammaries supported by
 
my arms, her nipples were practically at face level. I took full
 
advantage of this, sucking at one tit as I forced my dick back and
 
forth between the mountains. Barely a trickle of milk escaped
 
them, but what little did tasted sweeter than anything I've tasted
 
before or since, and seemed to set every nerve in my body on
 
fire. I heaved my cock harder and harder. The Queen moaned
 
softly, and her subjects stood about silently watching us.
 
  
The Queen reached up from behind me and grabbed my ass,
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====The Being Excellent To Each Other Version====
hugging my groin into her breasts. I could feel her pulse from
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# Fizz paints the bike shed pink.
deep within her chest as I gave a few more strokes, and then
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# Buzz becomes unhappy about the fact that the bike shed she helped build is now pink.
came. I came like never before; I just kept shooting and
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# Buzz politely engages Fizz in discussion about why they thought this was ok. Fizz realized that other people they share the space with have feelings too.
shooting, until my cum leaked from between the tops of her
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# Buzz and Fizz decide to repaint the bike shed blue.
breasts and ran down to her chest. The Queen ran her finger
 
over the little streams and sucked my semen from their tips. I
 
must have kept cumming for five minutes or so, letting loose a
 
pint or so. It all seemed to simply disappear into her skin.
 
  
I felt a last spasm coarse through my body, from my groin to my
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== Related ideas about do-ocracy==
brain, and let the Queen's hot tits fall to either side, showering her
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*[https://communitywiki.org/wiki/DoOcracy Community.org Do-ocracy guide] lists many observations about how do-ocracies do and don't work.
face with my spunk. She licked it eagerly from her lips and
 
smiled a satisfied little smile.
 
  
The intensity of my orgasm overwhelmed me, and I slipped again
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into unconsciousness.
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Do-ocracy is a decentralized, anarchist way of deciding and managing how things get changed, and is the main way that things get done at Noisebridge.

It can be summed up as follows:

Do-ocracy: If you want something done, do it, but remember to be excellent to each other when doing so.

Do it posters
Doers decide posters

Do-ocracy applies to almost everything at Noisebridge, with only a few consensus exceptions (often described as very big deep changes to Noisebridge as an organization). If you think it'd be cool to build something out of some parts in the Parts Repository, the tables should be re-arranged, or a new workshop should be built, you should do it! But remember to be excellent.

How to do Do-ocracy[edit]

There are no formal rules to Do-ocracy, but here are some tips for smooth functioning Do-ocracy. Don't feel obliged to do any of them.

Be accountable[edit]

If you make a change that isn't terribly easy to undo, such as moving a projector, or which has impacts that can't be undone, such as putting a video on the projector that's potentially triggering of epilepsy, it's good to be accountable to those impacted by the change. Make sure that people know who made the change, so that they can clarify what's going on and how they're impacted. Write notes, post in Slack or on the mailing list, make announcements in person. Let people know you're responsible for your change.

Don't be afraid to step on people's toes[edit]

Sometimes you'll make a change Do-ocratically and someone will be unhappy with it. That's ok. Stepping on toes is fine. But what's usually not fine is not being willing to talk to the person about the change, so it's best to be willing to resolve the problems that it may have caused.

Use little-c consensus[edit]

If you're concerned that a change may be a little too impactful to just do, and you want to make sure it's ok to do, speak to the people who are likely to be impacted. Be willing to find outcomes that everyone can live with.

Don't use an either/or approach[edit]

If the particular thing you want to do isn't ok, either before or after the fact, explore other options. Try to achieve everyone's end goals, while being flexible with how you get there. It's often not the case that your only options are Do What You Want To Do vs. Do What They Want To Do. Usually you can find some other, third path to things which everyone can live with.

Be compassionate[edit]

Because it really sucks to have one's project trashed, or a workshop turned inside out by a project, or the like, you may find that you've Do-ocratically done something that makes someone irritated. While it's not Excellent for them to be aggressive or hostile, you should expect that they may be upset. Be patient and compassionate.

Don't be a dick[edit]

Even tho it really sucks to have one's project trashed, or a workshop turned inside out by a project, or the like, don't be a dick to the person who did it. Aggression and hostility are widely considered Unexcellent and you may find yourself asked to leave if you can't keep that under control. Instead of immediately talking to person who made the change, take some time to think about the situation. Drink some herbal tea, smoke some weed, go for a jog. Give your limbic system time to relax.

Do-er's Decide, Non-Do-er's Stand Aside[edit]

If you're not willing or able to put in the time or effort to hack, don't stand in the way of the people who are are. If you have opinions, be willing to hack. Offering advice is fine, but it's usually good to ask if it's wanted, and if not, don't give it.

Fictionalized Examples[edit]

The Short Version[edit]

  1. Fizz asks around if anyone would feel negative about the bike shed being pink. No one does.
  2. Fizz paints the bike shed pink.

The Being Excellent To Each Other Version[edit]

  1. Fizz paints the bike shed pink.
  2. Buzz becomes unhappy about the fact that the bike shed she helped build is now pink.
  3. Buzz politely engages Fizz in discussion about why they thought this was ok. Fizz realized that other people they share the space with have feelings too.
  4. Buzz and Fizz decide to repaint the bike shed blue.

Related ideas about do-ocracy[edit]


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