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"YES!!!!!" Mitch screamed.  YEESSSSSS!!!!.......YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!  OH GOD, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.  I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!!
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Rubin110 surveryed the situation.  The whole of the glass wall in front of him was completely covered with boob.  Mitch's nipples must have been 3 inches thick , and 5 inches long now.  Her aereola were over 14 inches across each.  Suddenyly, there seemed to be a change going on.  Mitch's breasts seemed to contract in a way.  They got less soft, and started to firm up and try to attain their natural shape.  The shower wall started to groan, like a ship that was going down.  That popping, creaking sound you always hear in movies.
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Mitch could barely process the feelings she was experiencing.  Her breasts were going through their "plumping stage" as she called it, and the pressure on all sides of her seemed to suddenly start multiplying many fold.  She could feel that her letdown was coming, and soon she was past the point of no return, getting pulled inexorably towards the edge of the waterfall.
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"NOOOO!!!!  I'M NOT READY YET!!!!"  Mitch screamed.
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Rubin110 didn't know what she meant for a moment, then he started to see what was happening.  Milk was seeping out from Mitch's nipples, he could see it through the glass.  Mitch was upset because the wall hadn't given up yet.
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Crack!!!  Rubin110 nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound,  The pane of plexi that made up the shower door had cracked near thigh level.  The door was bowing out, and about 6 inches or so of breast flesh was forcing it's was through the opening.  Rubin110 could see that the main wall was bowed out about 6 inches or more along the line between Mitch's nipples.  It had to be nearly ready to go he though.
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Mitch was nearly despondent.  She wanted this to work so badly.  It was irrational, she knew that, but it just was.  She couldn't question it any more.  Her letdown reaction was starting, and she wasn't done with her task yet.  She felt herself start to fall over the edge of that waterfall, and just as she was reaching the edge, where that greatest rush happens, something changed.  She was suspended right there on the edge, in ecstacy, but not falling through it.  She didn't know what was happening, but it was a mind blowingly good feeling.  Her breasts felt like they were similtaniously on fire, and flowing with endless amounts of milk that quenched those flames.  A perfect ying and yang of orgasmic energies.
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Mitch was too far gone to realize it, but the huge pressure built up by her breast's drive to achieve their natural shape had sealed her nipples to the front wall so tightly that her milk couldn't escape if it wanted to.  From Rubin110's perspective he could see that milk was indeed leaking around that seal, and shooting out at high pressure like a water pipe leaking in a submarine that's just suffered a near miss from a depth charge.  The leakage wasn't as much as Mitch was still taking in though.
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Crack!  finally a crack formed in the wall of the shower.  It was a spider-web crack, centered on Mitch's left nipple.  With a sound like 10,000 plastic bottles being crushed in a giant trash compactor, the crack slowly started to expand.  Mitch was positively thrashing around behind all of that boobage, clearly in a state that most humans never experience.  Her brain was overloaded with feelings of intense pleasure, as she experienced a tremendous, and seemingly endless letdown reaction, on top of an orgasm to end all orgasms.
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PING!!  Another spiderweb crack formed, this time centered on her right nipple.  What was that old cliche again?
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The sound now was nearly deafening.  Rubin110 backed away and to the side, and just in time.
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SKRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........KAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the wall gave way with a thundrous crash, and Mitch's otherworldly breasts fired into the room with the force of a small bomb going off.
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"ANGEL!!!"  Rubin110 rushed over to get to Mitch as soon as the threat was clear, only to be greeted by a spray of milk so powerfull it nearly blinded him.  The milk was spraying against the mirrored wall so hard it created a back-spray that formed an intense mist.
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Rubin110 could hear Mitch screaming, and he turned toward the screem only to run into a wall of boob armpit high on him.  Not to be detered, Rubin110 lauched himself up onto Mitch's mountainous right breast, only to find is was so slick with milk and soap that he slid right down into her monumental cleavage, head first.    He started to slide down into a that bottomless chasm, only to find it wasn't bottomless.  His head popped out into an air space near the bottom, his impossible hard erection, so violent it literally hurt by this point, jammed into Mitch's breast as if he was poking her with a really thick broom handle.  Rubin110 turned to his side so he could slide through, and fell to the floor.  He could barely breath under here, and realized this wasn't a sustainable situation, so he turned and fought his way to a sitting position, with the intent to stand.  From the sitting position, he couldn't breath at all, and as he scrabbled to get his feet under him, he felt himself getting light headed.  He reached desperately for the sky with his hands over his head, trying to stand, but he simply could get his feet under him.  They kept sliding on the milky soapy floor.  As he approached blackout, a thought passed his mind.  Not exactly how he would have guessed he would die, but as dying goes, this one had to be somewhere near the top of the list.  Finally, just as he was about to pass out, a hand grasped his own, and pulled him up to air.
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It was Mitch of course.  She could feel him squirming in there, and had thrust her hand in to try to help.  The little help she could offer was all he needed to get his feet under him, and he found himself standing shoulder high in boobs.  The sound of rushing water, or rather milk was tremendous, and he was staring into the bewilderingly green eyes of his soulmate, who was obviously on some other mental plane at this point.
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Mitch could feel everything happening to her, but somehow Rubin110's situation snapped her into a different mental state for a moment.  Everything felt extraordinarily brilliant.  Light was brighter, smell was stronger, touch and taste were amplified to the nth degree, but somehow hearing was almost muted.  She looked into Rubin110's blue eyes, and realized all she wanted.
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"Come to me lover."  She said with a strange otherworldly calm.
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She reached out her arm, and helped Rubin110 wade through the canyon of her cleavage until he was right up against her.  She could feel the heat of his impossibly huge errection against her lower stomach.
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Mitch reach forward as far as she could wih beaconing lips, and their lips came together like an explosion, then his tongue followed like the flames that follow it.  Both of their worlds ceased to exist outside of the feelings of their neathers, mouths, hands, and in Mitch's case especially her breasts.  It was like the original trip down the rabbit hole with the cure, only better as she was in control this time, and she got to bring her best friend in the world along for the ride.  Mitch reached down into her cleavage, and guided Rubin110's impossibly swollen member to the promised land.
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Everything went white, and hot and molten.  Time desolved, and all was right with the world.
 
This page is for documenting the performance of the Noisebridge Equipment Fund, which was initially seeded by a $15,000 grant from Google. Since Noisebridge is in a relatively stable financial position, consensus was to spend the grant money on new equipment with [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]] coordinating accounting and reimbursement (which he's doing here and on an [Ethercalc spreadsheet][https://noisebridge.sandcats.io/shared/gVmuQ5tqzNUSk5NazHgbKBrVEXkexR75q2RpyfZvLXz]).
 
This page is for documenting the performance of the Noisebridge Equipment Fund, which was initially seeded by a $15,000 grant from Google. Since Noisebridge is in a relatively stable financial position, consensus was to spend the grant money on new equipment with [[User:Pemulis|John Shutt]] coordinating accounting and reimbursement (which he's doing here and on an [Ethercalc spreadsheet][https://noisebridge.sandcats.io/shared/gVmuQ5tqzNUSk5NazHgbKBrVEXkexR75q2RpyfZvLXz]).
  

Revision as of 20:03, 30 September 2017

"YES!!!!!" Mitch screamed. YEESSSSSS!!!!.......YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! OH GOD, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!!

Rubin110 surveryed the situation. The whole of the glass wall in front of him was completely covered with boob. Mitch's nipples must have been 3 inches thick , and 5 inches long now. Her aereola were over 14 inches across each. Suddenyly, there seemed to be a change going on. Mitch's breasts seemed to contract in a way. They got less soft, and started to firm up and try to attain their natural shape. The shower wall started to groan, like a ship that was going down. That popping, creaking sound you always hear in movies.

Mitch could barely process the feelings she was experiencing. Her breasts were going through their "plumping stage" as she called it, and the pressure on all sides of her seemed to suddenly start multiplying many fold. She could feel that her letdown was coming, and soon she was past the point of no return, getting pulled inexorably towards the edge of the waterfall.

"NOOOO!!!! I'M NOT READY YET!!!!" Mitch screamed.

Rubin110 didn't know what she meant for a moment, then he started to see what was happening. Milk was seeping out from Mitch's nipples, he could see it through the glass. Mitch was upset because the wall hadn't given up yet.

Crack!!! Rubin110 nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound, The pane of plexi that made up the shower door had cracked near thigh level. The door was bowing out, and about 6 inches or so of breast flesh was forcing it's was through the opening. Rubin110 could see that the main wall was bowed out about 6 inches or more along the line between Mitch's nipples. It had to be nearly ready to go he though.

Mitch was nearly despondent. She wanted this to work so badly. It was irrational, she knew that, but it just was. She couldn't question it any more. Her letdown reaction was starting, and she wasn't done with her task yet. She felt herself start to fall over the edge of that waterfall, and just as she was reaching the edge, where that greatest rush happens, something changed. She was suspended right there on the edge, in ecstacy, but not falling through it. She didn't know what was happening, but it was a mind blowingly good feeling. Her breasts felt like they were similtaniously on fire, and flowing with endless amounts of milk that quenched those flames. A perfect ying and yang of orgasmic energies.

Mitch was too far gone to realize it, but the huge pressure built up by her breast's drive to achieve their natural shape had sealed her nipples to the front wall so tightly that her milk couldn't escape if it wanted to. From Rubin110's perspective he could see that milk was indeed leaking around that seal, and shooting out at high pressure like a water pipe leaking in a submarine that's just suffered a near miss from a depth charge. The leakage wasn't as much as Mitch was still taking in though.

Crack! finally a crack formed in the wall of the shower. It was a spider-web crack, centered on Mitch's left nipple. With a sound like 10,000 plastic bottles being crushed in a giant trash compactor, the crack slowly started to expand. Mitch was positively thrashing around behind all of that boobage, clearly in a state that most humans never experience. Her brain was overloaded with feelings of intense pleasure, as she experienced a tremendous, and seemingly endless letdown reaction, on top of an orgasm to end all orgasms.

PING!! Another spiderweb crack formed, this time centered on her right nipple. What was that old cliche again?

The sound now was nearly deafening. Rubin110 backed away and to the side, and just in time.

SKRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........KAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the wall gave way with a thundrous crash, and Mitch's otherworldly breasts fired into the room with the force of a small bomb going off.

"ANGEL!!!" Rubin110 rushed over to get to Mitch as soon as the threat was clear, only to be greeted by a spray of milk so powerfull it nearly blinded him. The milk was spraying against the mirrored wall so hard it created a back-spray that formed an intense mist.

Rubin110 could hear Mitch screaming, and he turned toward the screem only to run into a wall of boob armpit high on him. Not to be detered, Rubin110 lauched himself up onto Mitch's mountainous right breast, only to find is was so slick with milk and soap that he slid right down into her monumental cleavage, head first. He started to slide down into a that bottomless chasm, only to find it wasn't bottomless. His head popped out into an air space near the bottom, his impossible hard erection, so violent it literally hurt by this point, jammed into Mitch's breast as if he was poking her with a really thick broom handle. Rubin110 turned to his side so he could slide through, and fell to the floor. He could barely breath under here, and realized this wasn't a sustainable situation, so he turned and fought his way to a sitting position, with the intent to stand. From the sitting position, he couldn't breath at all, and as he scrabbled to get his feet under him, he felt himself getting light headed. He reached desperately for the sky with his hands over his head, trying to stand, but he simply could get his feet under him. They kept sliding on the milky soapy floor. As he approached blackout, a thought passed his mind. Not exactly how he would have guessed he would die, but as dying goes, this one had to be somewhere near the top of the list. Finally, just as he was about to pass out, a hand grasped his own, and pulled him up to air.

It was Mitch of course. She could feel him squirming in there, and had thrust her hand in to try to help. The little help she could offer was all he needed to get his feet under him, and he found himself standing shoulder high in boobs. The sound of rushing water, or rather milk was tremendous, and he was staring into the bewilderingly green eyes of his soulmate, who was obviously on some other mental plane at this point.

Mitch could feel everything happening to her, but somehow Rubin110's situation snapped her into a different mental state for a moment. Everything felt extraordinarily brilliant. Light was brighter, smell was stronger, touch and taste were amplified to the nth degree, but somehow hearing was almost muted. She looked into Rubin110's blue eyes, and realized all she wanted.

"Come to me lover." She said with a strange otherworldly calm.

She reached out her arm, and helped Rubin110 wade through the canyon of her cleavage until he was right up against her. She could feel the heat of his impossibly huge errection against her lower stomach.

Mitch reach forward as far as she could wih beaconing lips, and their lips came together like an explosion, then his tongue followed like the flames that follow it. Both of their worlds ceased to exist outside of the feelings of their neathers, mouths, hands, and in Mitch's case especially her breasts. It was like the original trip down the rabbit hole with the cure, only better as she was in control this time, and she got to bring her best friend in the world along for the ride. Mitch reached down into her cleavage, and guided Rubin110's impossibly swollen member to the promised land.

Everything went white, and hot and molten. Time desolved, and all was right with the world. This page is for documenting the performance of the Noisebridge Equipment Fund, which was initially seeded by a $15,000 grant from Google. Since Noisebridge is in a relatively stable financial position, consensus was to spend the grant money on new equipment with John Shutt coordinating accounting and reimbursement (which he's doing here and on an [Ethercalc spreadsheet][1]).

Current Status

There is $5,922.48 left in the equipment fund. This number may not reflect promised reimbursements.

Acquisition Process

List ideas here and discuss with the community to make sure there is interest in a particular piece of equipment and a place to put it. The fund will not cover the full cost of the item — you need to raise half of the cost on your own, and the fund will match the other half. This keeps our fundraising muscles strong and proves that there is legitimate interest in getting the item. Consider setting up a project-specific donation page https://donate.noisebridge.net/projects/.

Reimbursement will happen through PayPal so that recordkeeping and end-of-year accounting will be easier. If anyone wants to help with accounting, contact John Shutt.

Proposals

Price Name Approved? Purchased? Notes
$759.49 MakerBot Ultimate 3D Printer Approved, acquired. Trent purchased for and was reimbursed $379.74 from the equipment fund and the other half from project-specific donations
$42 Belt sander Approved, acquired. Nick H purchased for $42 and was reimbursed $20 cash
$29 Chemistry textbooks, C programming book, other books? Approved, acquired. Trent purchased and was reimbursed $14.50
$638.01 A/V equipment, lighting, box fans, tea kettle and hot pots, pipe fittings for lighting mounts, and stage materials for Noisebridge 10th Anniversary Exhibition & Ball Approved, acquired. Jarrod and others purchased and were reimbursed $53. Partial match from broadcast fund.
$106 Dritz Sew You dress form Approved, acquired. Lady Red purchased and was reimbursed $53
$50 Jigsaw, reciprocating saw, hand sander, and power drill Approved, acquired. Trent purchased from yard sale and was reimbursed $25.
$173.55 Pressure washer Approved, acquired. Augur purchased and was reimbursed $86.78.
$203.76 Refurbished PS4 for Noisebridge Dark Souls club Approved, acquired. Trent purchased and was reimbursed $101.88.
$55 Blue Fender Squier Stratocaster from Craigslist Approved, acquired. Lizzie purchased and was reimbursed $27.50.
$100 more lockers Approved, acquired. Kevin purchased and was reimbursed $50.
$75 five OptiPlex thin clients Approved, acquired. Trent purchased and was reimbursed $37.50.
$391.88 Computer mice, band saw, and sheet metal brake. Thank you for getting these! Approved, acquired. Augur purchased and was reimbursed $195.94.
$356.17 new parts for Juki sewing machine and new needles Approved, acquired. Kyle purchased and was reimbursed $98, which was half the cost minus labor costs, which are not covered by equipment fund.
$800 Four Monoprice 3D printers Approved, acquired. Kashif purchased and was reimbursed $400.
$229.28 New curtains for hackitorium Approved, acquired. Kyle raised money to purchase and was reimbursed $110
$642.76 Steel for Sparkle Forge hot area buildout Approved, acquired. Jarrod purchased and was reimbursed $321.38
$323.08 welding gas, cylinder, and wire for the Sparkle Forge hot area buildout Approved, acquired. Jarrod purchased and was reimbursed $161.54 on February 2, 2017.
$760.16 HTC Vive virtual reality equipment and associated content codes and gift card. Approved, acquired. Darryl purchased and was reimbursed $380.08 on January 3, 2017.
$509.13 Printable circuit stuff: ESPON L310 Single-Function Ink Tank, System Printer with Integrated Ink Tank, Prototype Ink Kit Approved, acquired. Chris Venter purchased and was reimbursed $254.56 on December 21, 2016.
$2955.41 Othermill Approved, acquired. Torrie purchased at a discount and was reimbursed $1477.70 on December 13, 2016.
$206.68 SparkleForge Supplies: Welding Cart, Clamps, Magnets, MIG pliers, Bar Cutter Chop Saw Approved, acquired. Jarrod purchased and was reimbursed $103.34 on December 7, 2016.
$346.91 Brother SE400 Combination Computerized Sewing and 4x4 Embroidery Machine Approved, acquired. augur purchased from Amazon was reimbursed $173.45 on November 9, 2016.
$942.78 SparkleForge Phase 2 buildout, "hot work" area. Approved, acquired. Jarrod purchased materials to build "hot work" area of the SparkleForge and was reimbursed $471.39 on November 3, 2016.
$153.88 Welding accessories. Approved, acquired. Jarrod purchased from Amazon and reimbursed $76.94 on October 26, 2016.
$350.00 Lincoln Electric 180 Pro-Mig welder. Approved, acquired. Jarrod purchased in cash from Craigslist and reimbursed $175 on October 22, 2016.
$2169.91 Laser cutter buildout costs. Approved, acquired. Jarrod submitted receipts to John Shutt and was reimbursed on August 9th, 2016.
$1000 New sewing machine. Approved, acquired. Purchased at a discount by Kyle, John Shutt advanced $500 to purchase and was reimbursed on August 9th, 2016.
$160 5lb halotron fire extinguisher Approved, acquired. Purchased by Scotty, who was reimbursed $80 on August 9th.
$100 Epson Stylus Pro 4880 Inkjet Printer (used) with extra ink and roll of paper Approved, acquired. Purchased at a great bargain by Kyle, John Shutt reimbursed $50 from the equipment fund on August 29th, 2016.
$444.38 Axidraw. Approved, acquired. Reimbursed swartzcr $222 from donations to donate.noisebridge.net/projects and $222.38 from the EF on Sept. 21, 2016. http://www.axidraw.com/
Cheap, very safe tooling for working with aluminum pours Proposed by Trent.
New table saw "with a sawstop" - Scotty. Proposed by Torrie.
A very nice 3D printer Proposed by Torrie.
Storage-ish things for the sparkleforge Proposed by Torrie.
Another first aid box Proposed by Torrie.
Big ass cnc router Proposed by Trent.
The most amazing bad actor proof rfid door entrance system ever Proposed by teratoma.
Primarily tile and ventilation work for the SparkleForge Proposed by Scotty.
Welding curtain Proposed by Scotty.
Chop saw with a proper guard Proposed by Scotty.
Replace our lathe with something that’s not completely falling apart and broken Proposed by Scotty.
Floor or tabletop metal punch Proposed by Miloh.
Metal break, available as floor or tabletop model Proposed by Miloh.
Circle cutters Proposed by Miloh.
Dust management for the woodshop Proposed by augur. " i was thinking it might be good to look into a nice powerful motor and a multi-tube octopus-like ceiling fixture that connects to all the work areas. or something like that. something that lets us get all of the dust immediately and with ease, so that people will be more inclined to use it"
Xerox phaser 8560 Proposed by Miloh. https://modesto.craigslist.org/ele/5696879637.html