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Noisebridge needs money to run. Quite a lot, actually. Its about $8,500/mo.
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"YES!!!!!" Mitch screamed.  YEESSSSSS!!!!.......YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!  OH GOD, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!!
  
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Rubin110 surveryed the situation.  The whole of the glass wall in front of him was completely covered with boob.  Mitch's nipples must have been 3 inches thick , and 5 inches long now.  Her aereola were over 14 inches across each.  Suddenyly, there seemed to be a change going on.  Mitch's breasts seemed to contract in a way.  They got less soft, and started to firm up and try to attain their natural shape.  The shower wall started to groan, like a ship that was going down.  That popping, creaking sound you always hear in movies.
  
=== Monthly Expenses and Dues ===
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Mitch could barely process the feelings she was experiencing.  Her breasts were going through their "plumping stage" as she called it, and the pressure on all sides of her seemed to suddenly start multiplying many fold.  She could feel that her letdown was coming, and soon she was past the point of no return, getting pulled inexorably towards the edge of the waterfall.
  
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"NOOOO!!!!  I'M NOT READY YET!!!!"  Mitch screamed.
! Typical monthly amount
 
! Expense category
 
! Notes
 
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|$4,356.00
 
|Rent
 
|Up from $3960 several years ago, and our current lease runs out next year
 
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|$1,578.16
 
|Tor Project
 
|Self-supporting but income is counted in our totals
 
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|$700
 
|Club Mate
 
|Purchased in bulk and made available for donation in the space, self-supporting
 
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|$526.18
 
|Utilities
 
|Will add more info.
 
|-
 
|$235.35
 
|Accounting
 
|Mostly CPA fees for dealing with the state
 
|-
 
|$192.33
 
|Garbage & Recycling
 
|Twice weekly pickup is more expensive
 
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|$189.29
 
|Printing
 
|T-shirts and stickers
 
|-
 
|$183.48
 
|Insurance
 
|An annual expense
 
|-
 
|$180.38
 
|Internet
 
|Monkeybrains and Sonic
 
|-
 
|$161.40
 
|Water
 
|SFPUC
 
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|$104.74
 
|Bank Fees
 
|Mostly paypal
 
|-
 
|$25.33
 
|Misc
 
|PO box, misc 2169 repair supplies
 
|}
 
  
=== Financial Reports ===
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Rubin110 didn't know what she meant for a moment, then he started to see what was happening.  Milk was seeping out from Mitch's nipples, he could see it through the glass.  Mitch was upset because the wall hadn't given up yet.
  
'''Financial Report - September 28, 2017'''
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Crack!!!  Rubin110 nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound,  The pane of plexi that made up the shower door had cracked near thigh level.  The door was bowing out, and about 6 inches or so of breast flesh was forcing it's was through the opening.  Rubin110 could see that the main wall was bowed out about 6 inches or more along the line between Mitch's nipples.  It had to be nearly ready to go he though.
  
Noisebridge has $81,642.30 in the bank.
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Mitch was nearly despondent.  She wanted this to work so badly.  It was irrational, she knew that, but it just was.  She couldn't question it any more. Her letdown reaction was starting, and she wasn't done with her task yet.  She felt herself start to fall over the edge of that waterfall, and just as she was reaching the edge, where that greatest rush happens, something changed.  She was suspended right there on the edge, in ecstacy, but not falling through it.  She didn't know what was happening, but it was a mind blowingly good feeling.  Her breasts felt like they were similtaniously on fire, and flowing with endless amounts of milk that quenched those flames.  A perfect ying and yang of orgasmic energies.
  
_Breakdown:_
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Mitch was too far gone to realize it, but the huge pressure built up by her breast's drive to achieve their natural shape had sealed her nipples to the front wall so tightly that her milk couldn't escape if it wanted to.   From Rubin110's perspective he could see that milk was indeed leaking around that seal, and shooting out at high pressure like a water pipe leaking in a submarine that's just suffered a near miss from a depth charge. The leakage wasn't as much as Mitch was still taking in though.
$42,552 in the general fund, which is about 8-1/2 months of regular expenses.
 
$28,305.79 for Noisetor
 
$5,922.48 in the equipment fund
 
$2,597.95 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Foundation
 
$1,412.96 in the broadcast fund
 
$475.35 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
  
Notes:
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Crack!  finally a crack formed in the wall of the shower.  It was a spider-web crack, centered on Mitch's left nipple.  With a sound like 10,000 plastic bottles being crushed in a giant trash compactor, the crack slowly started to expand.  Mitch was positively thrashing around behind all of that boobage, clearly in a state that most humans never experience.  Her brain was overloaded with feelings of intense pleasure, as she experienced a tremendous, and seemingly endless letdown reaction, on top of an orgasm to end all orgasms.
  
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since September 19th and their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship.
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PING!!  Another spiderweb crack formed, this time centered on her right nipple. What was that old cliche again?
  
We recently spent $379.74 from the equipment fund and $379.73 from the project-specific donations to the general fund to purchase a MakerBot Ultimate 3D Printer. There is currently a fundraiser for a Prusa I3.
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The sound now was nearly deafening. Rubin110 backed away and to the side, and just in time.
  
We just paid our rent for October, so our new post-rent baseline is $42,552. Our previous baseline (September 1st) was $40,054.28, which means that the general fund grew by nearly $2,000 this month.
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SKRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........KAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
That gain is even more impressive considering we took a dip of $2,500 to buy all of that Club Mate near the beginning of the month and still have about 2/5 of it left.
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the wall gave way with a thundrous crash, and Mitch's otherworldly breasts fired into the room with the force of a small bomb going off.
  
The expected return on the remaining Club Mate is about $1,200-$1,300.
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"ANGEL!!!"  Rubin110 rushed over to get to Mitch as soon as the threat was clear, only to be greeted by a spray of milk so powerfull it nearly blinded him.  The milk was spraying against the mirrored wall so hard it created a back-spray that formed an intense mist.
  
So if we count our chickens before they hatch, our general fund grew by $3,200 - $3,300 this month.
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Rubin110 could hear Mitch screaming, and he turned toward the screem only to run into a wall of boob armpit high on him.  Not to be detered, Rubin110 lauched himself up onto Mitch's mountainous right breast, only to find is was so slick with milk and soap that he slid right down into her monumental cleavage, head first.    He started to slide down into a that bottomless chasm, only to find it wasn't bottomless.  His head popped out into an air space near the bottom, his impossible hard erection, so violent it literally hurt by this point, jammed into Mitch's breast as if he was poking her with a really thick broom handle.  Rubin110 turned to his side so he could slide through, and fell to the floor.  He could barely breath under here, and realized this wasn't a sustainable situation, so he turned and fought his way to a sitting position, with the intent to stand.  From the sitting position, he couldn't breath at all, and as he scrabbled to get his feet under him, he felt himself getting light headed.  He reached desperately for the sky with his hands over his head, trying to stand, but he simply could get his feet under him.  They kept sliding on the milky soapy floor.  As he approached blackout, a thought passed his mind.  Not exactly how he would have guessed he would die, but as dying goes, this one had to be somewhere near the top of the list.  Finally, just as he was about to pass out, a hand grasped his own, and pulled him up to air.
  
'''Financial Report - September 19, 2017'''
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It was Mitch of course.  She could feel him squirming in there, and had thrust her hand in to try to help.  The little help she could offer was all he needed to get his feet under him, and he found himself standing shoulder high in boobs.  The sound of rushing water, or rather milk was tremendous, and he was staring into the bewilderingly green eyes of his soulmate, who was obviously on some other mental plane at this point.
  
Noisebridge has $84,761.46 in the bank.
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Mitch could feel everything happening to her, but somehow Rubin110's situation snapped her into a different mental state for a moment. Everything felt extraordinarily brilliant.  Light was brighter, smell was stronger, touch and taste were amplified to the nth degree, but somehow hearing was almost muted.  She looked into Rubin110's blue eyes, and realized all she wanted.
  
_Breakdown:_
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"Come to me lover."  She said with a strange otherworldly calm.
$45,343.19 in the general fund, which is just over nine months of regular expenses.
 
$28,220.29 for Noisetor
 
$6,336.72 in the equipment fund
 
$2,597.95 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Foundation
 
$1,412.96 in the broadcast fund
 
$475.35 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
  
Notes:
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She reached out her arm, and helped Rubin110 wade through the canyon of her cleavage until he was right up against her.  She could feel the heat of his impossibly huge errection against her lower stomach.
  
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since September 16th and their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship.
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Mitch reach forward as far as she could wih beaconing lips, and their lips came together like an explosion, then his tongue followed like the flames that follow it.  Both of their worlds ceased to exist outside of the feelings of their neathers, mouths, hands, and in Mitch's case especially her breasts.  It was like the original trip down the rabbit hole with the cure, only better as she was in control this time, and she got to bring her best friend in the world along for the ride.  Mitch reached down into her cleavage, and guided Rubin110's impossibly swollen member to the promised land.
  
'''Financial Report - September 16, 2017 - Including Breakdown of #NB10!'''
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Everything went white, and hot and molten. Time desolved, and all was right with the world.
 
 
Noisebridge has $84,486.38 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$45,115.61 in the general fund, which is just over nine months of regular expenses.
 
$28,172.79 for Noisetor
 
$6,336.72 in the equipment fund
 
$2,597.95 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$1,412.96 in the broadcast fund
 
$475.35 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Notes:
 
 
 
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since September 12th and their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship. It also takes into account new royalty payments to Thomas’ foundation.
 
 
 
We got another big deposit ($1,037.53) into our checking account from Eventbrite. We don’t know why they keep giving us money, but it’s great!
 
 
 
We spent $587.04 from the broadcast fund for A/V, staging, and lighting equipment for the Noisebridge 10th Anniversary Exhibition & Ball (#NB10). Each of the five performers for #NB10 were paid $200 from door and drinks donations, for a total of $1,000. We made several reimbursements from the equipment fund as well related to #NB10. Drinks and other remaining expenses were paid for out of the general fund. The event was extremely net revenue positive for the space.
 
 
 
Miscellaneous #NB10 expenses are described here: https://noisebridge.net/wiki/NB10-Misc-Expenses-Tally
 
 
 
Reimbursed drink expenses were $929.96, mostly reflected in totals from previous financial reports. Total expenses from the event add up to $3,639.24, not counting Club Mate consumed. The bartenders estimated 5 boxes, or 100 bottles, of Club Mate were consumed, previously purchased with general fund money at an estimated total cost of $315. $587.04 of that came from the broadcast fund. $638.01 of that came from the equipment fund. $2,729.19 came from the general fund, inclusive of the estimated cost of Club Mate consumed.
 
 
 
Our total revenue over the long weekend was $4,988.60. Subtracting expenses that were reimbursed from the general fund, the general fund increased by $2,259.41 over the weekend. Subtracting all expenses, our overall total accounts increased by $1,034.36. But spending money from the equipment fund and broadcast fund is a good thing! That money is meant to be spent.
 
 
 
(Note: Because this takes into account the estimated cost of Club Mate consumed, technically our cash accounts increased by $1,359.36, and the cash in our general fund increased by $2,574.41. But I think the cost of Club Mate should be included in the accounting for the event, the same way we deducted the cost of purchasing alcohol. The fact that Club Mate was pre-purchased in bulk is immaterial for our purposes of analyzing the event.)
 
 
 
'''Financial Report - September 12, 2017'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $84,486.38 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$42,965.56 in the general fund, which is just under 9 months of regular expenses.
 
$28,172.79 for Noisetor
 
$6,974.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,522.95 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Foundation
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$1,000 to reimburse performers at #NB10
 
$475.35 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Notes:
 
 
 
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since September 6th, their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship, their subscription payment for their second hosting set-up, and a bunch of little one-off purchases and fees.
 
 
 
'''Financial Report - September 6, 2017'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $79,618.40 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$38,601.54 in the general fund, which is under 8 months of regular expenses.
 
$28,668.83 for Noisetor
 
$6,974.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,522.95 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$475.35 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Notes:
 
 
 
The general fund is below its typical level because of thousands of dollars of reimbursements for Club Mate, alcohol, and t-shirts for the Noisebridge 10th Anniversary Exhibition & Ball. Expect that to flood back in over the weekend.
 
 
 
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since September 1st, their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship, and their recent $841.20 purchase of a server. It also includes several reimbursements for items available for donation during NB10:
 
 
 
$404.16 to Ruth for the purchase of Bulleit and beer
 
$460.80 to Jarrod for the purchase of custom t-shirts
 
 
 
This total does not separate out project-specific donations for the new 3D printer, but those donations are being recorded appropriately by donate.noisebridge.net. When the project hits the magic number, we will direct money from the general fund and a matching grant from the equipment fund to purchase the new 3D printer.
 
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Financial Report - September 1, 2017'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $81,810.10 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$40,054.28 in the general fund, which is just over 8 months of regular expenses.
 
$29,457.78 for Noisetor
 
$6,974.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,472.95 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$475.35 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Notes:
 
 
 
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since August 22nd, their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship, and their most recent payment for hosting. We have paid our rent for September.
 
 
 
'''Financial Report - August 22, 2017'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $84,809.04 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$41,598.87 in the general fund, which is over 8 months of regular expenses.
 
$30,946.28 for Noisetor
 
$6,974.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,438.81 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$475.35 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Notes:
 
 
 
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since August 17th and their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship.
 
 
 
Today we reimbursed Mitch $2,500 for the purchase of a pallet of Club Mate for the space, which will be available to everyone at the regular $4/bottle donation rate. The expected delta between donation revenue and cost of purchase is around $700 for the pallet. We also reimbursed Lady Red $53 from the equipment fund for the purchase of a dress form for the sewing area.
 
 
 
We recently got a $1,956.49 deposit in our checking account from Eventbrite, and your treasurer does not know why. If anyone knows why, let him know for the record.
 
 
 
'''Financial Report - August 17, 2017'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $86,771.69 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$43,903 in the general fund, which is nearly 9 months of regular expenses.
 
$30,884.53 for Noisetor
 
$7,027.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,438.81 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$142.62 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Notes:
 
 
 
This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since August 8th and their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship.
 
 
 
Today we reimbursed the laser working group $1,205.67 from the laser maintenance fund for purchases of wood and cardboard.
 
 
 
'''Financial Report - August 8, 2017'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $84,008.11 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$40,633.25 in the general fund, which is just over 8 months of regular expenses.
 
$30,761.03 for Noisetor
 
$7,027.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,093.81 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$1,117.29 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Note: This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since August 3rd and their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship.
 
 
 
'''*August 3, 2017*'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $83,545.47 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$40,220.01 in the general fund, which is just over 8 months of regular expenses.
 
$30,711.63 for Noisetor
 
$7,027.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,093.81 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$1,117.29 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
Note: This running total takes into account Noisetor’s donations since July 28, 2017, their 5% contribution to the general fund for fiscal sponsorship, and their most recent payment for hosting.
 
 
 
The running total for Noisetor is not official and for general reference purposes only. The official total will be calculated manually at least once every two months until we have a more automated process.
 
 
 
'''*August 2, 2017*'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $84,585.91 in the bank.
 
 
 
_Breakdown:_
 
$39,738.70 in the general fund, which is just shy of 8 months of regular expenses.
 
$32,233.38 for Noisetor
 
$7,027.73 in the equipment fund
 
$2,093.81 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund
 
$2,000 in the broadcast fund
 
$1,117.29 in the laser maintenance fund
 
$375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits
 
 
 
'''*July 31, 2017*'''
 
 
 
Noisebridge has $83,933.09 in the bank. Here’s the breakdown of that money: $32,233.38 for Noisetor, $1,117.29 in the laser maintenance fund, $2,093.81 in the Thomas J. Shutt Memorial Fund, $7,139 for the equipment fund, $2,000 for the broadcast fund, $375 from Friends of the Public Library to reimburse Circuit Hacking Mondays for kits, leaving around $38,974.61 for the general fund, which is nearly 8 months of regular expenses. August rent was paid.
 
 
 
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"YES!!!!!" Mitch screamed. YEESSSSSS!!!!.......YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! OH GOD, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!!

Rubin110 surveryed the situation. The whole of the glass wall in front of him was completely covered with boob. Mitch's nipples must have been 3 inches thick , and 5 inches long now. Her aereola were over 14 inches across each. Suddenyly, there seemed to be a change going on. Mitch's breasts seemed to contract in a way. They got less soft, and started to firm up and try to attain their natural shape. The shower wall started to groan, like a ship that was going down. That popping, creaking sound you always hear in movies.

Mitch could barely process the feelings she was experiencing. Her breasts were going through their "plumping stage" as she called it, and the pressure on all sides of her seemed to suddenly start multiplying many fold. She could feel that her letdown was coming, and soon she was past the point of no return, getting pulled inexorably towards the edge of the waterfall.

"NOOOO!!!! I'M NOT READY YET!!!!" Mitch screamed.

Rubin110 didn't know what she meant for a moment, then he started to see what was happening. Milk was seeping out from Mitch's nipples, he could see it through the glass. Mitch was upset because the wall hadn't given up yet.

Crack!!! Rubin110 nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound, The pane of plexi that made up the shower door had cracked near thigh level. The door was bowing out, and about 6 inches or so of breast flesh was forcing it's was through the opening. Rubin110 could see that the main wall was bowed out about 6 inches or more along the line between Mitch's nipples. It had to be nearly ready to go he though.

Mitch was nearly despondent. She wanted this to work so badly. It was irrational, she knew that, but it just was. She couldn't question it any more. Her letdown reaction was starting, and she wasn't done with her task yet. She felt herself start to fall over the edge of that waterfall, and just as she was reaching the edge, where that greatest rush happens, something changed. She was suspended right there on the edge, in ecstacy, but not falling through it. She didn't know what was happening, but it was a mind blowingly good feeling. Her breasts felt like they were similtaniously on fire, and flowing with endless amounts of milk that quenched those flames. A perfect ying and yang of orgasmic energies.

Mitch was too far gone to realize it, but the huge pressure built up by her breast's drive to achieve their natural shape had sealed her nipples to the front wall so tightly that her milk couldn't escape if it wanted to. From Rubin110's perspective he could see that milk was indeed leaking around that seal, and shooting out at high pressure like a water pipe leaking in a submarine that's just suffered a near miss from a depth charge. The leakage wasn't as much as Mitch was still taking in though.

Crack! finally a crack formed in the wall of the shower. It was a spider-web crack, centered on Mitch's left nipple. With a sound like 10,000 plastic bottles being crushed in a giant trash compactor, the crack slowly started to expand. Mitch was positively thrashing around behind all of that boobage, clearly in a state that most humans never experience. Her brain was overloaded with feelings of intense pleasure, as she experienced a tremendous, and seemingly endless letdown reaction, on top of an orgasm to end all orgasms.

PING!! Another spiderweb crack formed, this time centered on her right nipple. What was that old cliche again?

The sound now was nearly deafening. Rubin110 backed away and to the side, and just in time.

SKRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........KAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the wall gave way with a thundrous crash, and Mitch's otherworldly breasts fired into the room with the force of a small bomb going off.

"ANGEL!!!" Rubin110 rushed over to get to Mitch as soon as the threat was clear, only to be greeted by a spray of milk so powerfull it nearly blinded him. The milk was spraying against the mirrored wall so hard it created a back-spray that formed an intense mist.

Rubin110 could hear Mitch screaming, and he turned toward the screem only to run into a wall of boob armpit high on him. Not to be detered, Rubin110 lauched himself up onto Mitch's mountainous right breast, only to find is was so slick with milk and soap that he slid right down into her monumental cleavage, head first. He started to slide down into a that bottomless chasm, only to find it wasn't bottomless. His head popped out into an air space near the bottom, his impossible hard erection, so violent it literally hurt by this point, jammed into Mitch's breast as if he was poking her with a really thick broom handle. Rubin110 turned to his side so he could slide through, and fell to the floor. He could barely breath under here, and realized this wasn't a sustainable situation, so he turned and fought his way to a sitting position, with the intent to stand. From the sitting position, he couldn't breath at all, and as he scrabbled to get his feet under him, he felt himself getting light headed. He reached desperately for the sky with his hands over his head, trying to stand, but he simply could get his feet under him. They kept sliding on the milky soapy floor. As he approached blackout, a thought passed his mind. Not exactly how he would have guessed he would die, but as dying goes, this one had to be somewhere near the top of the list. Finally, just as he was about to pass out, a hand grasped his own, and pulled him up to air.

It was Mitch of course. She could feel him squirming in there, and had thrust her hand in to try to help. The little help she could offer was all he needed to get his feet under him, and he found himself standing shoulder high in boobs. The sound of rushing water, or rather milk was tremendous, and he was staring into the bewilderingly green eyes of his soulmate, who was obviously on some other mental plane at this point.

Mitch could feel everything happening to her, but somehow Rubin110's situation snapped her into a different mental state for a moment. Everything felt extraordinarily brilliant. Light was brighter, smell was stronger, touch and taste were amplified to the nth degree, but somehow hearing was almost muted. She looked into Rubin110's blue eyes, and realized all she wanted.

"Come to me lover." She said with a strange otherworldly calm.

She reached out her arm, and helped Rubin110 wade through the canyon of her cleavage until he was right up against her. She could feel the heat of his impossibly huge errection against her lower stomach.

Mitch reach forward as far as she could wih beaconing lips, and their lips came together like an explosion, then his tongue followed like the flames that follow it. Both of their worlds ceased to exist outside of the feelings of their neathers, mouths, hands, and in Mitch's case especially her breasts. It was like the original trip down the rabbit hole with the cure, only better as she was in control this time, and she got to bring her best friend in the world along for the ride. Mitch reached down into her cleavage, and guided Rubin110's impossibly swollen member to the promised land.

Everything went white, and hot and molten. Time desolved, and all was right with the world.