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TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.
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“O-Oooohh…” Rubin110 moaned, feeling a deep pulse in his balls. He felt like he had a
We use an IRC channel that's on [http://freenode.net/ freenode]. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:
serious case of blue-balls, and even as he leaned back to gaze upon his big-titted creation, he
 
could feel his nuts pushing into his thighs. He felt swollen and puffy, like they had become a pair
irc://chat.freenode.net
of baseballs.
#noisebridge
“Looks like there’s a party in your pants!” Setient giggled, “And here I don’t recall getting
 
an invitation.” Her eyes were transfixed on his junk.
You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge
Rubin110’s eyes followed her line of sight, tearing away from her massive jugs only for a
 
second. He was glad he looked. “W-What the--
We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of [[noisebot|noisebot]] run by [[User:Dr_jesus|dr_jesus]].
He was at a loss for words; his balls were each as big as his fist, pressing and squeezing
 
against each other between his sweaty legs. “What’s going on with my balls?!” he yelled,
== Etiquette and fun ==
witnessing them swell even larger right before his eyes. Still he continued to jerk off, the
 
pleasure and sights too good to pass up.
* It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
He felt like his sack was filling, pumping fuller and fuller with fluids. It bounced hot and
* It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to [[quotes|the quotes page]].
heavy against the side of his hand with each stroke, his skin taut and firm as it began to resemble
* There are trolls on the IRC channel.  Please don't feed them.
more of a cantaloupe, swelling big and round. He shuddered, the pleasure he felt like nothing
 
else he had ever encountered. It was like he could feel himself edging closer and closer to the
== Unfamiliar with IRC? ==
biggest orgasm of his life, but it only continued to build, like a great hormonal pressure.
 
Setient giggled again, sending tight ripples across her leaking tits. “They actually have
Here's some good [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml general documentation about IRC and Freenode].
quite a bit of stretch to them, don’t they…??” Her eyes were wide with wonder as she watched,
 
but Rubin110 saw no surprise in them.
For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:
“Did...Did you do...something to me?” he moaned, his breathing heavy and labored. The
 
growth between his legs was quickening, and his legs were actually beginning to be forced apart
* For Windows: Download and install [http://www.pidgin.im/ Pidgin] (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
by the tightening basketball-sized sack.
* For Macs -  Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy].
“Nothing you didn’t do to me, I suppose.” Setient confessed, a wide devilish grin
* For those who run Ubuntu and are not familiar with IRC (unlikely?): $ sudo aptitude install xchat (or sudo apt-get install hexchat ; there is a #hexchat channel also on freenode, in case you need help)
spreading across her face. “I mean, this was you, wasn’t it?” She wrapped her arms across her
 
bust and hugged them tightly, milk spraying in all directions.
Then (using Pidgin on Windows):
“I-I-I…”
 
Rubin110’s eyes widened, both at her revelation and the feeling of his block and tackle
# create an IRC account on Pidgin ([http://adammonsen.com/post/329 good documentation for this step])
growing even larger. Even his cock itself had begun to swell, nearly twice it’s size, looking tight
## Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
and firm, and tinge of purple on its surface as veins began to rise down his shaft and over his
## Click the Add button
balls.
## For the Protocal, choose: IRC
She only laughed. “Apparently since you made a wish directly affecting me, it’s cosmic
## For the Server:  chat.freenode.net
law that I only get one in return! And you’ll never guess what it was…”
## If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username  (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
Rubin110’s legs started shaking, and with a slick movement his bursting berries were forced
## Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
out in front of him by his legs. His free hand cradling them, trying to hold them up and against
## Check the Use SSL box, if you like
his thighs. His skin felt like a drum on his fingers, and he could feel his heartbeat throbbing
## Click the Save button
inside them, each of his nuts like a volleyball. It looked like he was trying to hold a skin-tone
# join channel:  #noisebridge:
balloon against his legs, blue and purple veins streaking over its surface.
##In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
“M-Make it stop…” he asked half-heartedly. As incredible as his member felt, he could
# So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net
sense a limit approaching. “They’re getting too big…!”
 
“See, now there’s the thing.” Setient said matter of factly.
 
Rubin110 watched her start to laugh again as the weight of his balls grew too heavy, and he
If all else fails you can use the chatzilla plugin for Firefox:
collapsed onto his back. His balls bounced dangerously tight on the wooden floor, spreading
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between his legs and forcing them apart. His skin shone bright and smooth, almost reflecting the
 
sunlight, and still his hands couldn’t leave his dick.
== Hacking on IRC ==
He heard Clair get up with a loud grunt, her breasts slapping together with a tight wetness
 
as she moved. She stood at his feet, looking over his impossibly large ballsack. “The thing is, I
Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.
didn’t put a limit on your growth. You’re going to keep going until...well...I bet you can guess!”
 
Rubin110’s face grew white with the realization of what he had done. He winced suddenly, a
# Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
sharp pain in his crotch. A deep red stretch mark had split across his balls, veins as thick as his
# Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"
pinky pulsating around it. “O-Ok, it’s starting to hurt now! I’m getting too full!” He was
 
panicking now, he cock filling and thickening enough that he couldn’t get his fingers halfway
For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct.
around his shaft.
The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"
“Oh I’ll show you too full!” Setient laughed menacingly, striding towards him.
 
“Please, just make it stop!” Rubin110 gulped as he felt his horniness surge, Clair dropping
Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.
the tattered swimsuit from around her waist and straddling herself over him, facing her tits
 
towards his dick. This only seemed to speed up his swelling, another stretch mark bursting in his
 
skin, this time up the shaft of his cock.
== Channel Defense ==
“My my…! You really are getting pretty full aren’t you?” she cooed, tenderly running
 
her pointed nails across his balls. His heart beat madly, feeling their sharp edges pressing
Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses. If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.
threateningly into his over-stretched balls.
 
He tried to get up, but she sat on his chest, forcing him down. With a smooth motion she
Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:
slid his cock and hand between her cleavage, moving her milky mammaries up and down. As
 
much danger as he could feel he was in, his body still responded accordingly, pleasure rushing
* Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ.  Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.
through him and filling his cock and balls with more of his bodily fluids.
 
Rubin110 could feel his blood pumping tighter and tighter into his genitals, each time his
* Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel. 
skin growing more firm. The stretch marks screamed, and three more instantly popped as Setient
 
brought her boobs down hard with a loud smack, threatening waves running over his balls.
* Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users. This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.
“My balls are too full! I feel like they’re going to explode ! Oooooohhhh they’re really
 
starting to hurt now!”
* Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses. If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel.  It is important to avoid talking about them.
“Nonsense!” Setient giggled, squeezing her tits tightly around his dick. “I can still feel you
 
growing and filling.
== Defense Procedures ==
Even with her sitting on his chest, Rubin110 could now see the sides of his testicles swelling
 
out on the left and right, each one like a beachball. Every second felt like a burst of growth, and
There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas. Any restrictions on speech must be temporary.  Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.
his skin had begun to take on a red tinge, each one of his veins now a dark purple and as wide as
 
a quarter. It felt like someone had stuck a bike pump in his cock, and was intent of making him
Some tips on creating hostmasks:
burst. He felt multiple veins just burst then, dark bruises spreading over his bulging balls. The
 
pain made his eyes water.
* Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names. Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block.  If they are, set a mask for the whole block.
“I-I feel so close to coming!” Rubin110 admitted, “If I could just...orgasm...I feel like...like I
* Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net). It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
could release all...all this pressure !!”
* Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public. Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.
Setient threw her head back and almost cackled at that, “There’s not a chance I'm letting
 
that happen! You’ll come when I say you can. That is, if you last that long.
=== Trollcon 0 ===
With an audible pop! , Rubin110 felt the head of his distended dick emerge from the top of
 
her cleavage, his legs nearly doing the splits as his balls gained even more circumference. He felt
Recommended [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml channel mode]: +Cn
like his body could rip apart at any moment, his skin a taut and swollen minefield of stretch
 
marks and bulging veins. He didn’t have very long.
People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.
“Ok ok! I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have made your boobs fill with milk!” he yelled, his hands
 
still trapped in her cleavage. He was completely powerless.
=== Trollcon 1 ===
“It’s far too late for apologies. You enjoy messing with people’s bodies? I’m about to
 
give you a lesson you’ll never forget!”
Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt
Setient squeezed her chest hard, gushing milk over his engorged balls, the white milk
 
turning pink from the red skin underneath. To his complete horror--and pleasure--she started
Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.
licking the tip of his cock between her tits, sucking the head with small popping sounds as her
 
lips released their suction. The pressure was quickly mounting, and Rubin110 knew he was well
Procedure: Set +q on the troll.
beyond his limits.
 
“I-I’m going to burst! I need to come now !!
=== Trollcon 2 ===
“Uhuhhhh!” Setient moaned, her mouth full.
 
A loud rumble started to fill the small room, and Rubin110 started panting and wincing in
Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.
pain as he realized his balls her shaking. Each quiver they seemed to pulse enormous, his skin
 
fighting with all its might to keep his body together. Two yoga-sized balls sat between his legs,
Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.
almost taller than Setient. Veins like garden hoses fought along their surface, and a new stretch
 
mark appeared every second.
Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls. If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this:
“T-Too big!” Rubin110 begged, “I’m gonna...I’m gonna...I’m gonna buuuuuuurst!! ”
 
With a loud smack, Setient’s lips released his head.
  +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow
KAAABLOOOOSH
 
All at once, a giant rip split up the length of Rubin110’s balls along their center, rendering
If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily:
his sack wide open to a large gushing wave of blood, veins, and tattered skin. His overfilled nuts
 
burst at the same time, a wash of white running into the sea of red and turning it a dull pink. Like
  +q $~a
a rocket, his dick exploded off of his crotch, tearing along its side in the process and shooting
 
upwards between her tits and over her head, raining blood over her blonde hair and face before
=== Trollcon 3 ===
falling limp on the ground. Its contents released, his ballsack lay limp and deflated over his legs
 
like some kind of gorey blanket.
Recomended channel mode: You're boned. If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.
The floor was flooded with two inches of bodily fluids, and Setient’s feet splashed red
 
along the walls as she slipped, trying to stand, blood still dripping out from between her chest.
Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.
With an effort, she stood up, seeing Noisebridge covered in a deep red, the windows
 
completely covered.
Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel. "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.
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It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.
 
== Abuse Contacts ==
 
It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser.  Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources. Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs. You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:
 
* FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
* VERSION - The version and type of the client.
* SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
* USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
* CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
* PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
* TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.
 
 
{|border="1"
!Domain
!AUP
!Sections likely violated
!Contact email address
|-
|covad.net
|[http://support.covad.net/export/sites/support/resources/legal/docs/Covad_AUP.pdf Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v)
|abuse@covad.net
|-
|sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport)
|[http://www.att.com/aup Acceptable Use Policy]
|Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content
|abuse@att.net
|-
|comcast.net
|[http://www.comcast.com/Corporate/Customers/Policies/HighSpeedInternetAUP.html High Speed Internet AUP]
|Conduct and information restrictions
|[http://www.comcast.net/terms/abuse/ abuse@comcast.net]
|-
|157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net)
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/ Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene")
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/contacts/ abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com]
|-
|}
 
== See Also ==
[[Slack]]

Revision as of 18:55, 17 June 2018

“O-Oooohh…” Rubin110 moaned, feeling a deep pulse in his balls. He felt like he had a serious case of blue-balls, and even as he leaned back to gaze upon his big-titted creation, he could feel his nuts pushing into his thighs. He felt swollen and puffy, like they had become a pair of baseballs. “Looks like there’s a party in your pants!” Setient giggled, “And here I don’t recall getting an invitation.” Her eyes were transfixed on his junk. Rubin110’s eyes followed her line of sight, tearing away from her massive jugs only for a second. He was glad he looked. “W-What the--” He was at a loss for words; his balls were each as big as his fist, pressing and squeezing against each other between his sweaty legs. “What’s going on with my balls?!” he yelled, witnessing them swell even larger right before his eyes. Still he continued to jerk off, the pleasure and sights too good to pass up. He felt like his sack was filling, pumping fuller and fuller with fluids. It bounced hot and heavy against the side of his hand with each stroke, his skin taut and firm as it began to resemble more of a cantaloupe, swelling big and round. He shuddered, the pleasure he felt like nothing else he had ever encountered. It was like he could feel himself edging closer and closer to the biggest orgasm of his life, but it only continued to build, like a great hormonal pressure. Setient giggled again, sending tight ripples across her leaking tits. “They actually have quite a bit of stretch to them, don’t they…??” Her eyes were wide with wonder as she watched, but Rubin110 saw no surprise in them. “Did...Did you do...something to me?” he moaned, his breathing heavy and labored. The growth between his legs was quickening, and his legs were actually beginning to be forced apart by the tightening basketball-sized sack. “Nothing you didn’t do to me, I suppose.” Setient confessed, a wide devilish grin spreading across her face. “I mean, this was you, wasn’t it?” She wrapped her arms across her bust and hugged them tightly, milk spraying in all directions. “I-I-I…” Rubin110’s eyes widened, both at her revelation and the feeling of his block and tackle growing even larger. Even his cock itself had begun to swell, nearly twice it’s size, looking tight and firm, and tinge of purple on its surface as veins began to rise down his shaft and over his balls. She only laughed. “Apparently since you made a wish directly affecting me, it’s cosmic law that I only get one in return! And you’ll never guess what it was…” Rubin110’s legs started shaking, and with a slick movement his bursting berries were forced out in front of him by his legs. His free hand cradling them, trying to hold them up and against his thighs. His skin felt like a drum on his fingers, and he could feel his heartbeat throbbing inside them, each of his nuts like a volleyball. It looked like he was trying to hold a skin-tone balloon against his legs, blue and purple veins streaking over its surface. “M-Make it stop…” he asked half-heartedly. As incredible as his member felt, he could sense a limit approaching. “They’re getting too big…!” “See, now there’s the thing.” Setient said matter of factly. Rubin110 watched her start to laugh again as the weight of his balls grew too heavy, and he collapsed onto his back. His balls bounced dangerously tight on the wooden floor, spreading between his legs and forcing them apart. His skin shone bright and smooth, almost reflecting the sunlight, and still his hands couldn’t leave his dick. He heard Clair get up with a loud grunt, her breasts slapping together with a tight wetness as she moved. She stood at his feet, looking over his impossibly large ballsack. “The thing is, I didn’t put a limit on your growth. You’re going to keep going until...well...I bet you can guess!” Rubin110’s face grew white with the realization of what he had done. He winced suddenly, a sharp pain in his crotch. A deep red stretch mark had split across his balls, veins as thick as his pinky pulsating around it. “O-Ok, it’s starting to hurt now! I’m getting too full!” He was panicking now, he cock filling and thickening enough that he couldn’t get his fingers halfway around his shaft. “Oh I’ll show you too full!” Setient laughed menacingly, striding towards him. “Please, just make it stop!” Rubin110 gulped as he felt his horniness surge, Clair dropping the tattered swimsuit from around her waist and straddling herself over him, facing her tits towards his dick. This only seemed to speed up his swelling, another stretch mark bursting in his skin, this time up the shaft of his cock. “My my…! You really are getting pretty full aren’t you?” she cooed, tenderly running her pointed nails across his balls. His heart beat madly, feeling their sharp edges pressing threateningly into his over-stretched balls. He tried to get up, but she sat on his chest, forcing him down. With a smooth motion she slid his cock and hand between her cleavage, moving her milky mammaries up and down. As much danger as he could feel he was in, his body still responded accordingly, pleasure rushing through him and filling his cock and balls with more of his bodily fluids. Rubin110 could feel his blood pumping tighter and tighter into his genitals, each time his skin growing more firm. The stretch marks screamed, and three more instantly popped as Setient brought her boobs down hard with a loud smack, threatening waves running over his balls. “My balls are too full! I feel like they’re going to explode ! Oooooohhhh they’re really starting to hurt now!” “Nonsense!” Setient giggled, squeezing her tits tightly around his dick. “I can still feel you growing and filling.” Even with her sitting on his chest, Rubin110 could now see the sides of his testicles swelling out on the left and right, each one like a beachball. Every second felt like a burst of growth, and his skin had begun to take on a red tinge, each one of his veins now a dark purple and as wide as a quarter. It felt like someone had stuck a bike pump in his cock, and was intent of making him burst. He felt multiple veins just burst then, dark bruises spreading over his bulging balls. The pain made his eyes water. “I-I feel so close to coming!” Rubin110 admitted, “If I could just...orgasm...I feel like...like I could release all...all this pressure !!” Setient threw her head back and almost cackled at that, “There’s not a chance I'm letting that happen! You’ll come when I say you can. That is, if you last that long.” With an audible pop! , Rubin110 felt the head of his distended dick emerge from the top of her cleavage, his legs nearly doing the splits as his balls gained even more circumference. He felt like his body could rip apart at any moment, his skin a taut and swollen minefield of stretch marks and bulging veins. He didn’t have very long. “Ok ok! I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have made your boobs fill with milk!” he yelled, his hands still trapped in her cleavage. He was completely powerless. “It’s far too late for apologies. You enjoy messing with people’s bodies? I’m about to give you a lesson you’ll never forget!” Setient squeezed her chest hard, gushing milk over his engorged balls, the white milk turning pink from the red skin underneath. To his complete horror--and pleasure--she started licking the tip of his cock between her tits, sucking the head with small popping sounds as her lips released their suction. The pressure was quickly mounting, and Rubin110 knew he was well beyond his limits. “I-I’m going to burst! I need to come now !!” “Uhuhhhh!” Setient moaned, her mouth full. A loud rumble started to fill the small room, and Rubin110 started panting and wincing in pain as he realized his balls her shaking. Each quiver they seemed to pulse enormous, his skin fighting with all its might to keep his body together. Two yoga-sized balls sat between his legs, almost taller than Setient. Veins like garden hoses fought along their surface, and a new stretch mark appeared every second. “T-Too big!” Rubin110 begged, “I’m gonna...I’m gonna...I’m gonna buuuuuuurst!! ” With a loud smack, Setient’s lips released his head. KAAABLOOOOSH All at once, a giant rip split up the length of Rubin110’s balls along their center, rendering his sack wide open to a large gushing wave of blood, veins, and tattered skin. His overfilled nuts burst at the same time, a wash of white running into the sea of red and turning it a dull pink. Like a rocket, his dick exploded off of his crotch, tearing along its side in the process and shooting upwards between her tits and over her head, raining blood over her blonde hair and face before falling limp on the ground. Its contents released, his ballsack lay limp and deflated over his legs like some kind of gorey blanket. The floor was flooded with two inches of bodily fluids, and Setient’s feet splashed red along the walls as she slipped, trying to stand, blood still dripping out from between her chest. With an effort, she stood up, seeing Noisebridge covered in a deep red, the windows completely covered.