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'''voronika asked me to put this here as a favor to him, here ya go bud'''
TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.


I still can't believe what happened to me.
We use an IRC channel that's on [http://freenode.net/ freenode]. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:


December 25th 1999 is a day I will never forget.
irc://chat.freenode.net
#noisebridge


That is the day my mother raped me for the first time.
You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge


(Merry fucking Christmas you bitch!)
We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of [[noisebot|noisebot]] run by [[User:Dr_jesus|dr_jesus]].


I mean it was just cruel and sick and nasty.
== Etiquette and fun ==


There is no excuse, no rational explanation for her behavior.
* It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
* It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to [[quotes|the quotes page]].
* There are trolls on the IRC channel.  Please don't feed them.


It wasn't just that she raped me, it was how she did it, the utterly despicable way she went about it.
== Unfamiliar with IRC? ==


I guess I'm getting ahead of myself a little.
Here's some good [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml general documentation about IRC and Freenode].


To understand you have to go back a year to the events just before Christmas 1998.
For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:


Let me start at the beginning.
* For Windows: Download and install [http://www.pidgin.im/ Pidgin] (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
* For Macs -  Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy].
* For those who run Ubuntu and are not familiar with IRC (unlikely?): $ sudo aptitude install xchat


My dad died when I was 14.
Then (using Pidgin on Windows):


My mom and I struggled to put ourselves back together.
# create an IRC account on Pidgin ([http://adammonsen.com/post/329 good documentation for this step])
## Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
## Click the Add button
## For the Protocal, choose: IRC
## For the Server:  chat.freenode.net
## If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username  (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
## Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
## Check the Use SSL box, if you like
## Click the Save button
# join channel:  #noisebridge:
##In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
# So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net


For 2 years we leaned on each other for support, because we had nobody else.


My mom is really young; she had me when she was still in high school.
If all else fails you can use the chatzilla plugin for Firefox:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chatzilla/


In some ways she was more like a big sister or best friend to me than a mom.
== Hacking on IRC ==


We laughed and played together, had tickle fights, and talked for hours.
Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.


Sometimes she would just hang out in my room and read or watch tv.
# Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
# Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"


I guess on some level I must have loved her in a romantic way for a long time.
For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct.
The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"


I just did not KNOW it until I saw her pictures.
Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.


I found a crate in our attic with around 20 old Penthouse magazines.


Upon closer inspection I realized the centerfold was my mom!
== Channel Defense ==


The date on the mag was about a year after I was born.
Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses.  If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.


She was the same age then, that I am now.
Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:


As I looked at this beautiful, big titted, blonde teenager, I felt myself get rock hard.
* Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ.  Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.


Page after page of my mom's mouth watering tits, bald pussy, and wicked little smile made me want to fuck her.
* Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel.


But it was her ass, her fat, plump, juicy, adorable ass that sealed her fate.
* Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users.  This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.


I.
* Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses.  If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel.  It is important to avoid talking about them.


Had.
== Defense Procedures ==


To.
There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas.  Any restrictions on speech must be temporary.  Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.


Have it.
Some tips on creating hostmasks:


I fantasized about licking it, sticking my face as far inside it as I could, and just sniffing it, sleeping, warm and safe and secure with my lips pressed against it.
* Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names.  Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block.  If they are, set a mask for the whole block.  For example, morb (an actual troll) has control of several machines in 208.122.47.88/29.  Two of the machines are named failure.mysqrl.com and variance.misentropic.com.  Looking up these names shows that they're in the same network block:
  $ dig +short variance.misentropic.com
  208.122.47.88
  $ dig +short failure.mysqrl.com
  208.122.47.95
Setting a mask of *!*@208.122.47.* will catch all computers in the surrounding /24 without having to enter masks for each one individually.  For more precise information on what network block the addresses are in, try using a referral-following whois tools like whois.domaintools.com.
* Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net).  It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
* Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public.  Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.


I wanted to suck her ass-meat, to make her cum and pant and scream my name.
=== Trollcon 0 ===


But most of all I wanted to fuck my mom's sweet ass hard.
Recommended [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml channel mode]: +Cn


To peel it open and hold her down and pound it, to ram it and rip it open.
People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.


A small part of me wanted to hear her whimper, and sniffle and beg - just a little.
=== Trollcon 1 ===


For a while I became obsessed with Susan.
Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt


I loved her yes, but I also wanted to utterly dominate her.
Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.


I guess I kind of lost control and sort of seduced and pressured my mom into giving up her ass to me, if I agreed not to fuck her pussy.
Procedure: Set +q on the troll.


At the time I thought that was the greatest night of my life.
=== Trollcon 2 ===


I convinced her to let me take her out for a special dinner at the Paladin Club, and got her drunk.
Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.


We even made out, did a little dirty dancing, and groped each other.
Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.


But when we got home, she refused to have sex with me.
Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls.  If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this:


I had to persuade her, to explain that if she did not give herself to me I would just rape her anyway.
  +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow


Finally we made a deal.
If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily:


Consensual Anal sex, for a guarantee that I would leave her cunt alone.
  +q $~a


Clearly she did not like it, but she did (reluctantly) agree.
=== Trollcon 3 ===


Susan let me fuck her ass, helped me tear her up.
Recomended channel mode: You're boned.  If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.


Her butt juice was so warm and wet, and tangy.
Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.


She grunted and squealed so prettily, in such a lady-like manner that I fell even deeper in love with my mom.
Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel.  "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.


That was our first time together, and I thought the beginning of a special, tender love.
It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.


In the months that followed my mother withdrew from me.
== Abuse Contacts ==


She claimed that I had raped her!
It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser.  Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources.  Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs.  You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:


That our love was not consensual.
* FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
* VERSION - The version and type of the client.
* SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
* USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
* CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
* PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
* TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.


I felt really bad about the misunderstanding, and did everything I could to repair our relationship.


As 1999 rolled along I thought that I had.
{|border="1"
!Domain
!AUP
!Sections likely violated
!Contact email address
|-
|covad.net
|[http://support.covad.net/export/sites/support/resources/legal/docs/Covad_AUP.pdf Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v)
|abuse@covad.net
|-
|sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport)
|[http://www.att.com/aup Acceptable Use Policy]
|Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content
|abuse@att.net
|-
|comcast.net
|[http://www.comcast.com/Corporate/Customers/Policies/HighSpeedInternetAUP.html High Speed Internet AUP]
|Conduct and information restrictions
|[http://www.comcast.net/terms/abuse/ abuse@comcast.net]
|-
|157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net)
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/ Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene")
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/contacts/ abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com]
|-
|}


Boy was I wrong.
== See Also ==
 
[[Slack]]
Susan somehow found out about my alter ego, Jaz1701, the rape Author.
 
She accessed my WEBTV account and read my e-mails from Readers, and visited the numerous free sites that I post stories to.
 
I had written about our true love and how I had fucked her sweet ass during Christmas of 1998.
 
I guess the whole issue of rape and incest has been on my mind a lot this year.
 
Jaz has written several stories about it.
 
I was thinking about my mom the whole time.
 
Stories like "Rape Confessional, Rape Betrayal #7, Sister Betrayed, and How Much Do You Love Your Wife" were all inspired by the events in my real life, with mom.
 
But when she read them she got really mad.
 
So mad that she decided to rape me.
 
Let's review, ok I pressured her into having consensual sex.
 
She then lies to me, reads my personal e-mail, seduces me, drugs me, dresses me in women's underwear, takes pictures of me, blackmails me, humiliates me - oh yeah and rapes my ass with a giant double headed dildo!
 
It's not fair, she is sick!
 
I mean shit, what kind of mother would do that to her only child?
 
I made mistakes, sure.
 
In the heat of the moment, I was over eager, but what I did came from love.
 
My mother just wanted to hurt me, she just wanted revenge for my accidental rape of her the previous Christmas.
 
The year 2000 did not start well for me.
 
Mom was constantly blackmailing me, threatening to mail my friends our special Christmas photos of me in her bra, panties being raped up my hairy ass.
 
"John honey, do you mind licking mommy's pussy for her?
 
You are such a precious little buttercup angel.
 
Do a good job sweetie or your pics will be sent to the entire football team.
 
Make me cum hard baby, lick it all up Johnny, your dad would be so proud of you.
 
Momma's little rapist is growing up so fast!
 
" she laughed as she humped my face and nearly cut off my air supply as she came.
 
It was a nightmare.
 
Let's be clear: no means no!
 
Sex without consent is rape.
 
I did not give her consent to do this to me.
 
I fucking hated it.
 
I was not allowed to fuck her pussy, play with her tits, and certainly her ass was way the fuck off limits.
 
She would wag it in front of me, rub it against me - to make sure I knew what I would never have again.
 
She thought it was funny to watch me get hard, and the demand that I NOT cum.
 
If I did...
 
pictures would get mailed.
 
It went on for months.
 
My mom forgot one thing.
 
I was applying to colleges.
 
I would be leaving this town next summer.
 
As soon as I was accepted, her power over me would be at an end.
 
I slowly came to realize that she had no real power over me anyway.
 
I mean let's get real.
 
She was an adult who had raped her son, repeatedly.
 
If I wanted to, she would be going to jail.
 
This summer, I began to tape our conversations, our sexual time together.
 
"Mom please, don't make me do this anymore, Don't make me lick your pussy.
 
This is rape mom.
 
I still love you, but this is RAPE.
 
Won't you please stop hurting your son, please mom," I declared in between licking and lapping and sucking her to a major orgasm.
 
Sometimes her comments would mention that I had raped her first.
 
That was of course unacceptable for my purposes, so I taped over it.
 
Usually though, when she was close to orgasm she was out of it, demanding, wild - almost vulgar.
 
"Shut the fuck up and lick my sticky, stinky, wet little cunt.
 
You are mine, and you will pleasure me.
 
This is all that you are good for.
 
Suck, suck, suck your mommy.
 
I think I'll strap on my dildo and rape your sweet little ass when we are done.
 
I want to see you bleed a little.
 
How does that sound you sick slut," she said, as I recorded the incriminating evidence.
 
On November 15th I got a letter in the mail from Penn State.
 
I had been accepted on a partial academic scholarship.
 
There is one thing about being an only child in a family where people die young.
 
You get a lot of insurance money left to you.
 
Cars, houses, and even a boat were sold when grandpa, dad, and finally grandma died.
 
Stock, bank accounts, etc were all left to me and mom.
 
The money was held in trust until I turned 21, but I got a small allowance.
 
The money was earning interest.
 
I was 17, I only had to hang on until then and while I might not be filthy rich...
 
I'd be very, very, comfortable.
 
Between my allowance, and part time job a PSU scholarship was all I needed.
 
I was free!
 
My mom had nothing on me, the power had shifted.
 
I could send her to jail by playing my tape anytime I wanted.
 
I planned to rub it in her face, to taunt her.
 
I ran downstairs to show her my acceptance letter.
 
She read it carefully and got an odd look on her face.
 
I could swear that her eyes teared up and she let out this breathy, pathetic little gasp.
 
"John... are you going to accept?
 
Will you be leaving me, moving thousands of miles away from our home?
 
Have you thought about how alone you will be?
 
We have had our ups and downs especially in the last two years - but do you really want to be completely alone?" she said as she turned and quickly went to her room and locked the door.
 
I don't know how to explain how I felt just then.
 
I was so ready to hurt her, but when I realized that I had, I got no pleasure from it.
 
I had been in love with Susan for so long that even after all she had done to me this year, hurting her; the reality that I had caused her pain, still felt unnatural.
 
Mom did not show her face for the rest of the day, and I had plenty of time to run the scene over and over in my mind.

Revision as of 16:20, 19 May 2014

TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.

We use an IRC channel that's on freenode. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:

irc://chat.freenode.net 
#noisebridge

You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge

We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of noisebot run by dr_jesus.

Etiquette and fun

  • It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
  • It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to the quotes page.
  • There are trolls on the IRC channel. Please don't feed them.

Unfamiliar with IRC?

Here's some good general documentation about IRC and Freenode.

For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:

  • For Windows: Download and install Pidgin (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
  • For Macs - Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software Colloquy.
  • For those who run Ubuntu and are not familiar with IRC (unlikely?): $ sudo aptitude install xchat

Then (using Pidgin on Windows):

  1. create an IRC account on Pidgin (good documentation for this step)
    1. Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
    2. Click the Add button
    3. For the Protocal, choose: IRC
    4. For the Server: chat.freenode.net
    5. If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
    6. Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
    7. Check the Use SSL box, if you like
    8. Click the Save button
  2. join channel: #noisebridge:
    1. In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
  3. So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net


If all else fails you can use the chatzilla plugin for Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chatzilla/

Hacking on IRC

Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.

  1. Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
  2. Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"

For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct. The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"

Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.


Channel Defense

Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses. If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.

Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:

  • Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ. Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.
  • Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel.
  • Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users. This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.
  • Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses. If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel. It is important to avoid talking about them.

Defense Procedures

There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas. Any restrictions on speech must be temporary. Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.

Some tips on creating hostmasks:

  • Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names. Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block. If they are, set a mask for the whole block. For example, morb (an actual troll) has control of several machines in 208.122.47.88/29. Two of the machines are named failure.mysqrl.com and variance.misentropic.com. Looking up these names shows that they're in the same network block:
 $ dig +short variance.misentropic.com
 208.122.47.88
 $ dig +short failure.mysqrl.com
 208.122.47.95

Setting a mask of *!*@208.122.47.* will catch all computers in the surrounding /24 without having to enter masks for each one individually. For more precise information on what network block the addresses are in, try using a referral-following whois tools like whois.domaintools.com.

  • Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net). It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
  • Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public. Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.

Trollcon 0

Recommended channel mode: +Cn

People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.

Trollcon 1

Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt

Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.

Procedure: Set +q on the troll.

Trollcon 2

Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.

Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.

Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls. If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this:

 +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow

If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily:

 +q $~a

Trollcon 3

Recomended channel mode: You're boned. If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.

Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.

Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel. "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.

It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.

Abuse Contacts

It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser. Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources. Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs. You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:

  • FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
  • VERSION - The version and type of the client.
  • SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
  • USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
  • CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
  • PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
  • TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.


Domain AUP Sections likely violated Contact email address
covad.net Acceptable Use Policy Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v) abuse@covad.net
sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport) Acceptable Use Policy Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content abuse@att.net
comcast.net High Speed Internet AUP Conduct and information restrictions abuse@comcast.net
157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net) Acceptable Use Policy Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene") abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com

See Also

Slack