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== Agenda ==
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The Arrrrghth Meeting of Noisebridge]


[[:Category:Meeting_Notes|The 142nd Meeting of Noisebridge]]
== Crew ==
'''Get someone to grab the membership binder now. Get someone to take notes.'''


''(Note, while largely factually accurate, some descriptions of the meeting below may be heavily influenced by our note-taker's untreated Fictionalised [[Meeting_Notes_2010_11_09|Unreliable]] [[Meeting_Notes_2009_11_24|Narrator]] Syndrome. Please consult your internal Emperor Norton before taking it too seriously.)''
* Moderator:  
 
* Note-Taker:  
Note-taker: Danny O'Brien
 
Moderator: Danny O'Brien
 
It was a total nightmare. First of all, Josh organised this whole
[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2011-January/019411.html "Show and Tell"] (Tuesdays, 7.30) thing right before, so instead of limbering
up for proper consensus and correct producedure, everyone sat around looking
at Mike's ingenious elevator light LED hack and how he planned it, and
[http://www.sparkfun.com/products/8938 a new kind of logic analyser] that's
basically just six wires and a USB connector, and some routers(?). Then they
all discussed the hacks they were working on, and some ideas they were mulling,
and sought out advice and shared knowledge with their peers.
 
It was unfortunately so "interesting" that by the time anyone wanted to stop,
it was 8.20 already so basically we'd already screwed up the whole rules and
procedures of the meeting. Nice job, Josh. _Real_ smooth.
 
I kept waiting for someone to sue us for this, but they didn't.
 
Then I tried to get [[User:Dr_jesus|Dr Jesus]] to head the meeting, because he
looks like a natural leader, doesn't he? But he was too busy talking to
[[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] about how to repair the Makerbot, and seemed almost happy
at shirking his genetic responsibilities.
 
By 8.30pm I realised that I was going to have to head the meeting
"do-acratically" myself before our previously finely-tuned decision-making
process descended into unmanageable chaos.
 
I went and got the member binder and started noisily flicking through it, which
I thought would at least shut people up. Finally I worked out how to get the
projector screen to come down, but couldn't get the video to work. That
attracted a few people's attention who "wanted to help me".
 
It was time to consense.


== Agenda ==
=== Introduction and Names ===
=== Introduction and Names ===
* [[Noisebridge_Vision|What Noisebridge is about]]: "Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is 'Be excellent to each other'."
* Round of introductions: What's your name, what do you do, and if you are new, how did you hear about Noisebridge? Start with the moderator and go left.
* [[Consensus Process|A brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you!


UNFORTUNATELY, just when I was getting to bit where I explain to everyone what
=== Announcements ===
Noisebridge is, our code of honor, how to get here if you're not here already
etc, Miloh started being disruptive and un-excellent and said "Hey, everyone
knows this stuff here, right?.
 
As moderator, I quickly established consensus through a show of hands that
everyone indeed knew this stuff.
 
Miloh then proposed that instead of doing the usual meeting procedure, we
should have a guided tour of the space, revealing secrets that many people did
not know, even members.
 
Before I had a chance to even THINK of blocking, everyone bloody consensed on
this too.
 
Look, can I at least read out the binder names? I whined, correctly.
 
But it was too late, everyone was following Miloh around to see the electronics
lab and heard a bunch of so called "secret knowledge" like what a Hell Box is,
where you can find Quagga, how easy it would be to program the life-playing Big
LED sign to do other stuff, how to get an account on pony, how cool the $500
de-solderer is, how to use John's new flat storage area in the FabLab, how you
should put empty bottles by the third sink because we're going to be making a
load of Kambucha, pondered on whether we should keep the shrink-wrap machine,
learned the secret Masonic History of 2169 Mission, and the true origin of some
of Noisebridge's most famous smells.
 
I tried writing all of this down, but our meeting notes don't even have a
category for stuff like this. I therefore ruled myself out of order and deleted
it.
 
I did scribble down everyone's names though, as per procedure, and for
purposes of future prosecution. If you want to know these secrets, which go
against every principle of openness Noisebridge stands for, you could ask [[
User:Jack|Jack]], [[User:Miloh|Miloh]] of course, and [[User:Cobolt|Carl]]. Gescykae and John
Neurofog were also troublemaking (both of whom don't even have User pages yet,
which is I believe a violation of our lease).


=== Financial Report ===
=== Financial Report ===
 
Funds in bank:  
Treasurer [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]] wasn't around, because if she had been, I'm sure this mess-up could NOT HAVE HAPPENED.
 
''Hey guys! I was busy flying into Oakland from Alaska at meeting time. Glad to see the usual chaos ensued without my help. Our aggregate bank balance is $18,118.39. In December, Noisebridge took in $4,360 in dues and $5,675.60 in donations. Way up from a couple months ago! Next week I will have a full report on 4Q10, and we will be discussing our tax receipt backlog as well as looking at new accounting software options.''--[[User:Hurtstotouchfire|Hurtstotouchfire]] 20:03, 7 January 2011 (UTC)


=== Membership Binder ===
=== Membership Binder ===
* Read off any names from the binder for the past month.
* Anyone up for join this week should introduce them selves then leave the area in search of gifts for the rest of the group.


No new members, but a bunch of people getting close. Chandra and [[User:Jack|Jack]], turn up
=== What's Going On at Noisebridge ===
to next meeting to be induced into the Academy of People Who Don't Have The
''One '''short''' sentence about each of the following:''
Common Decency to Listen When You're Moderating them.
 
=== What's Going On At Noisebridge ===
 
Apparently, "everyone knows this shit seriously Danny let it go".


=== Announcements ===
===== Weekly =====
<!----
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For locations at Noisebridge, see a map of the [[2169_map|2169]] location of Noisebridge.
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For locations at Noisebridge, see a map of the [[2169_map|2169]] location of Noisebridge.


Someone announced they were going off to fix the door-opening mechanism.
* [[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Circuit Hacking Mondays]] (Monday, 7PM,  E Lab)
Everyone wandered off to help. WTF? WE'RE NOT EVEN DONE.
* [[iPhone OS developer weekly meetup]]  -- (Monday, 6PM, A. Church) Meetups are becoming increasingly well attended, interested Noisebridge folks are encouraged to sign up at http://meetup.com/iphonedevsf , as that is where any important announcements and discussions take place. Contact [[User:Nickthedude | Nickthedude]] with any questions.
* [[Pyclass]] - Mondays (Monday, 7PM, A. Turing)
* [[Cooking_Classes |Tastebridge cooking class]] - (Tuesday, ~5PM, NoiseKitchen)
* [[Probability]] (Tuesdays, 7.30pm, A. Church)
* [[Unityversity |GameDevelopment]] - (Wednesday, 7PM, E Lab/Main Hall]]
* [[Cultured_Drinks_Brewing_Program |Tastebridge culturing]] - (Wednesday, ~6PM, NoiseKitchen)
* [[SCoW]] craft group - (Wednesday, 7PM, SCoW area)
* [[Machine_Learning]] - (Wednesday, 7:30PM, A. Church)
* Linux System administration certification study group - (Wednesday, 6PM, A. Turing)
* [[Spacebridge]] - (Sundays, Main Hall)
* Knots, [[Go]], and [[Locks!]] - (Sunday afternoon, Main Hall)


=== Consensus Items ===
===== Non-weekly =====
* Second Saturdays are Noisebridge buildout days.
* [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* Bay Area Hackers Association - (Second Sunday, 2PM)


None. I suggested we debate banning someone for the space for what they said on
=== Project Updates ===
noisebridge-discuss that one time, but everyone continued to have "better
things to do".


I was pretty much crying at this point.
=== Consensus items ===


=== Discussion Items ===
=== Discussion Items ===


Finally! [[User:Adi|Andy]] turned up and pointed
''(Add any new items for consensus to the [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page.)''
out that do need to consense about what voting system to use for the board
elections.
 
Please do this next week, PROPERLY. I have carefully expanded
[[Meeting_Notes_Template|the meeting template]] documentation so a meeting can
never go this far wrong ever ever again.
 
It is consoling to me you can fix any problem by adding more documentation.


=== End of Meeting ===
=== End of Meeting ===
 
* [[PGP|PGP Key Signing]] could happen now, check the [[PGP|list]] to see who wants in on the action.
I said that I was going home to write up the meeting notes. Miloh said "Hey,
* Put back the membership binder by the Shrine at the northeast corner.
can you do it in the form of a mid-nineties cyberpunk novel this time?", and
* Save the meeting notes to the wiki.
everyone started telling me what kind of awesome character they wanted to be and what tricked out skateboard they would be riding.
* Send a copy of the meeting notes to the discussion list.
 
* Copy the [[Meeting Notes Template]] for next week's agenda and update the main wiki page's link to it.
You know what? You people totally deserve each other.
* Enjoy a cocktail with your fellow hacker or robot.


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