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Noisebridge meeting 2018-06-26

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Moderator: r
Note taker(s): rebecca

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== Introductions (name, pronouns, deets) ==

r - they/them - its a secret! the details are secret!

james - - writer, chillin, writing my stuff, glad to be back here

michael - he/him/his - started returning to NB over the last couple of weeks after years of absence, been talking with Ryan about buying some sort of boat for a thing

frank - he/him or they/them - been involved with looking at the tech about data communications, now blockchain

jacob - - building various things w/ micro controls, LED lighting, laser cut things; probably going to teach a class on all of them this summer

rebecca - she/her - teach laser cutter, ai, functional programming (haskell), type theory

lydia - any pronouns - bring my daughter here who loves this place messing around w/ computers, making robots, orange plastic fabric; i do electrical things and putting together lighting systems

ryan - he/him - i help run the VR setup in Church, like working on helping other people w/ projects at NB

dany - he/him - working on book scanners and FPGA's

== participation ==

rebecca: come and hack on stuff while being excellent. incl noisebridge itself. get in by ringing the bell during open hours. get an 30day rfid eventually, or eventually philanthropist or member with 24 hour access.

james: follow the conduct policy  [the anti harassment policy], and in general be excellent to each other

== safe space ==

rebecca: the safe space policy is posted on things around the text, black text on yellow paper; we want everyone to be as comfortable and welcome as possible: no harassment, no monopolization of time, be considerate of conversation content.  if you are not considerate in these ways, you may be asked to leave.  If you are in a situation where you need assistance, you can go to pegasus.noisebridge.net/safespace/ (posted around the space) and request assistance from someone on the #space-guardians noisebridge slack channel anonymously or non-anonymously

== announcements ==

frank: ethereum+etc group study and occassional invited speakers, initial session 9 July

ryan: in san jose 26-27-28 June is sensors expo, i'm going 27-28, if there's any types of sensors you want me to look into, let me know. MCUs, audio sensors, low energy wireless. i'm @pyconaut on slack.

== Philanthropy ==

<explanation omitted>

No new philanthropists.

== Membership ==

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No new members.

== Consensus ==

June 15 2018 - Lady Red - Equipment fund refill - Noisebridge shall move 5000$ from the general fund to the equipment fund in order to refill it
Consensed!

== Discussion ==

james: i heard about the Saviors, and thought it'd be nice to have them over for pizza as a thank you for supporting noisebridge for all this time. what think?

dany: find me at noisebridge or in slack if you want to talk or meet up...
here's some true stories to get your exceptional tool hard....

I used to work with a girl who admitted to me one day that she was cheating on her current BF with her college sweet heart. When I asked why, she admitted it was because he has a huge cock. She said she's measured it to 9.5 inches and even said that it had kind of messed her up because she's spent years trying to find a guy who can measure up. This really turned me on, because I had actually hooked up with her in the past too. It confirmed that size matters, and that neither I nor her BF had measured up to her ex. Since then, I've wanted to find a 9.5+ inch cock specifically. I'd totally submit to a cock that big . Just recently I was out with a couple coworkers, one of them is really hot and I've had a crush on her for a while. Everyone was having drinks, and getting loose, and the conversation got to sexual stuff, well, she casually mentions that she's "had sex with a lot of guys with big dicks." I felt so inadequate but so turned on. I wished she was my GF and I found out she was cheating with a hot stud, even better he was someone I knew who bullied me.

I was going out with a hot young girl some years back and she was also seeing another guy at the same time. I knew about it, we weren't exclusive. But she had bragged that he had more money and a bigger cock than me. I played it off, but eventually she dropped me and got together with him. I felt like such a loser I wanted to call him up and ask to suck his dick like a bitch, with her watching. I never did but I still think about it. I've definitely jacked off to pics of them together.

I have more but here's some fantasies I have..or not yet true stories.

I'd love to meet an acquaintance. He'd be tall, good shape, alpha guy, of course he has a 9.5 inch dick, lol. Maybe we go out for a beer every once in a while, ,maybe we don't. Maybe he just calls me up when he needs his big cock drained and I get on my knees and worship his monster. When I meet girls he gets to fuck them. My favorite way to picture that is for me to introduce them, or at least tip him off to where he can meet her himself, and then he gets her to cheat. The thought of worshipping his huge cock while he shows me fuck videos and reads dirty texts from my girl drives me crazy.

My other big fantasy is to meet a 40 something, hung, tall fit daddy online who over the course of months brainwashes and grooms me into into a perfect bimbo sissy. Eventually he visits town and gets a hotel room. I come to his room while he's out, make sure I'm shaved smooth everywhere, make up on, perfume, very sexy little outfit. Then I lay on the bed with headphones on drifting away to sissification hypno tracks. I could be that way for hours before daddy comes back to his room. But when he arrives he starts stroking my smooth body, he climbs into bed and begins passionately making out with his baby girl. I spend the rest of the night worshipping his big cock, and taking him deep until he's fully satisfied.