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We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008.  We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009.  We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.
We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008.  We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009.  We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.
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Inside of the large container sat the largest mass of meat he’d ever seen. His cock stretched to the end of the box and had to take an awkward bend downward in or
der to remain inside of the container. It looked puffy and swollen and the although his cock seemed to be in a flaccid state, the thick veins throbbed heavily. It
rested on top of his scrotum - it was immense. rubin110 estimated that the sac was larger in circumference than a volleyball and he could see each gonad pulsing
just underneath the tightly stretched skin. He placed his other hand over his cock and could feel the heat radiating from it. “That’s gotta be the effects of hack
ing. Fuck,” rubin110 thought. While he was genuinely concerned and apprehensive about what he was seeing, he was filled with an enormous sense of pride in knowing
that his manhood was so big. “No matter where I go - ever - I’ll always have the biggest swinging dick in the room,” he mused. After several minutes of fawning o
ver his prize, he decided that it was time to get up to see how it looked it all its glory. He cleaned up his devices and stored them away, out of sight.
He carefully lifted the giant dong from the box and moved the device off to the side. “Fuck - it’s even heavier,” rubin110 said aloud. Indeed, he’d certainly adde
d some poundage to the beast. He gently let it hang down and he was even more astonished by the stretch it put on his groin. He saddled over to the large mirror o
n the wall and smiled.
The size of his balls made his cock protrude out several inches before hanging down. He estimated that with his balls out of the way, head of his cock would hang
significantly past his knee, but he had to make sure. He walked over to his desk and grabbed his ruler and tape measure. Stretching the tape measure along the top
of the shaft, rubin110 gasped when he read the tape. “Fuck - that can’t be right." He stretched the tape and remeasured, laying the end flat against his pubic mo
und and laying it along the length of the shaft. Just as he was about to take the reading, he heard daravinne and setient walking up the Noisebridge steps. He qui
ckly threw on his robe and cinched it up tightly so that little evidence of his grow would be visible to setient. She would know all the ins and outs of what was
going on, but it wasn’t time yet.
daravinne and setient bound into the room. rubin110 and daravinne gave each other a knowing smile and daravinne knew it was time to get setient out of Church for
a bit. “Hey, setient,” rubin110 said with a cheery smile. “Glad you could spend some time with us last night. It was great!” setient beamed. “Well as long as I ge
t to have all of this, I’ll be over every day,” she said as she reached for his crotch. rubin110 laughed and moved out of her reach. “Oh no you don’t,” he laughed
. “setient and I have some things planned that hew have to take care of this morning and we need to start getting dressed. If not, we’re gonna be late.” setient p
outed her bottom lip in mock disgust. “Oh, alright then. But I expect to have some more of that dick and those tits,” she said as she cupped daravinne’s heavy bag
s, “when you all get back.” She gave daravinne a kiss on the cheek and waved at rubin110. “I guess I’d better get on home and check on some things myself and make
some calls. I’ll give you guys a call letter on today!”
setient opened the front door and waved back at them. daravinne closed the door behind her and quickly locked the locks. “I couldn’t wait til she left so that I c
ould show you this,” rubin110 said, as he untied his robe and dropped it on the floor of the foyer. daravinne was stunned. It wasn’t so much the size of his cock
that caught her attention, but the size of his balls. She walked over to him and gently ran her fingers over the taught skin. rubin110 moaned at her touch. “Oh my
,” daravinne said so low as to almost whisper. “They’re beautiful. And they’re so hot,” she added, referring to the heat still emanating from the huge sack.
daravinne's touch sent sparks of electricity tingling through rubin110's balls and radiated the full length of his cock. Strangely, the same sensation could be fe
lt in daravinne's breasts, the buzzing sensation in her growing boobs intensifying ten-fold. “Ahhhhh,” daravinne moaned involuntarily as the sensation caught her
off-guard. rubin110’s cock lurched, the heavy weight of the appendage caused it to swing lazily back and forth.
“Good grief, baby - it’s bigger than I’ve ever seen it! What did you do?” daravinne asked. “It’s the vaso cream the doc gave me. It really gets me pumped up big w
hen I sue it with my machines. I think I’m gonna lay off it for a while and —“ “No!” daravinne interjected, her tone more harsh than she intended. “No, don’t do t
hat, dear,” she added a bit more calmly. “Keep using the cream. Your cock is gorgeous. Let’s go take a shower and get washed up. I want to make sure my wifely dut
ies are taken care of by taking care of you. All of you.”
The shower was both exhilarating and educational as rubin110 and daravinne got more intimate with his penis than they’d ever done before. daravinne inspected each
and every inch of his cock, from base to glans, and every square inch of the immense scrotal sack. She found things that she’d never noticed before, like a small
scar on the shaft near the base (caused from a childhood zipper injury) and the odd skin formation on the backside of the sack (from a razor accident when he was
trying to trim his pubes a couple of years ago). daravinne marveled at how veiny his cock had gotten since the treatments began and how truly monstrous his testi
cles had grown. It wasn’t just the sack that had enlarged to mammoth sizes but also his actual testes. To rubin110’s great delight, daravinne groped and squeezed
and fondled his balls and estimated that the actual testicles themselves had each enlarged to near the size of an eggplant.
daravinne had grabbed a tape measure on the way to the bathroom and conducted some measurements while they were in the shower. His flaccid cock measurements were
an eye-popping 15 inches and his erect measurements topped 18 inches. His girth was a hefty 7.5 inches flaccid and pushed 8 erect, with a base girth of near 8.5 i
nches. daravinne wrapped the tape measurement around the widest point of his balls and nearly chocked when she read 30 inches. rubin110 reminded her that the vaso
cream had a very significant part in the wildly inflated numbers and that they should get a full battery of measurements once the effects of the cream wore off.
daravinne agreed but seemed absolutely giddy at the prospects of just how big rubin110 could get.
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Noisebridge is a fun space for sharing, creation, collaboration, research, development, mentoring, and of course, learning. Come visit, work, and use our equipment free (but please donate when you can!)

Noisebridge is also more than a physical space; it's a community with roots in hackerspaces extending around the world.

Upgrade / Reboot

Noisebridge status: Open but Minor Construction Remaining.

NB Reboot 2014 SSclip.png

We're raising $25K for our parts and labor expenditures! Help us out at our IndieGoGo fundraising campaign page.
With less than one week remaining in our IndieGoGo campaign, we're now well past our $15K electrical and building baseline, and with many thanks to you all, we're over two-thirds of the way towards our ultimate $25K goal! YIPPEE!!
C'mon now, everyone... let's dig deeper to donate!!

Culmination of the Reboot schedule:

    WASN'T THAT AN INCREDIBLE RE-OPENING PARTY!!?? Check out these pics from Mitch!    

  • Remaining Volunteer Labor Gratefully Appreciated
See our regularly updated Build and Discuss lists for current needs
An hour, a few hours, lots of hours -- however much time you would like to add.


Front door to our space at 2169 Mission
Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge
A space to learn and create neat things
Soldering Workshop at Noisebridge
Hacking, it's more than just electronics
Craft hacking
digital blueprint of the space as of Nov. 2012

Events and Classes

What to know about coming to Noisebridge: Access policy.

Please see our events hosting page for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.


events are haphazardly cross-posted on Meetup, the Discord, and Google Calender here

Some noisebridger's have also started hosting Events from a calendar at https://noisebridge.today/, and new (additional) associated gCal.


Key: W: Weekly | 1st 2nd 3rd 4th: Certain weeks | -2nd: Except certain weeks | S: Streaming | event: caution maybe dead | event: management of space


Upcoming Events

Five Minutes of Fame: 10 5 minute talks every third Thursday! Spread this poster around.
Introduce yourself and meet the community at meetings

Mondays

Tags Time Title Description
W 7:00pm Meetups/Infra Self-hosting, rough consensus, & running code. Find upcoming sessions on Meetup or in #meetup-infra on Discord.
W 7:00pm PyClass A complete introductory Python course. Classes are held regularly. Find upcoming sessions on Meetup or in #python on Discord. (Returned! Mar '24)
W you-o-clock TRASH NIGHT Please take out all three large trash bins!! They are on the patio.
W 7:00pm Circuit Hacking Monday Learn electronics, Arduino, and/or how to solder! We have kits and Arduinos for donations, or bring your own project. Most Mondays at 7PM. More details on Meetup
W 7:00pm 3d Simulation Hack Night Come work on your Unreal engine, 3d Unity projects, Houdini projects, 3d character design projects, or architecture projects! General meetup for working in simulation and 3d. Hosted by delta_ark

Tuesdays!

Tags Time Title Description
W S 7:00pm Noisebridge Weekly Meeting (In person & online via Jitsi) - Introduce new people and events, joining, announcements, discussions, and consensus. Come express what you think about what's going on with your space!
W 7:00pm San Francisco Writers Workshop Free drop-in writers workshop, get feedback and critique! Located on the first floor hackitorium.
W 7:00pm Neurotech Tuesdays Do neuro. Do tech. sfg. Check #🧠│neurotech on discord
2nd 4nd 6:00pm Numerati SF Hacking the Stock Market with AI/ML. Every other Tuesday. Please RSVP on Meetup.

Wednesdays

Tags Time Title Description
3rd 3:30pm - 5:30pm Zinemakers meetup Monthly gathering of zine and book and comic creators, to share ideas and work on projects. Newbies welcome! Confirm with Meetup
1st 7:00pm - 8:30pm Conflict Resolution We do our best to address pressing issues, mitigate conflicts, be excellent to each other.
2nd 4nd 6:00pm - 7:00pm Bike Psych! Time and space to talk about transit related projects Confirm with Meetup
W S 7:00pm - 9:00pm Machine Learning AI and RL Meetup Weekly gathering of AI enthusiasts discussing cool things happening in the field and ongoing projects / learning tracks
1st 8:00pm Woodhacking Wednesday "Have a woodworking project in mind but you don't know where to get started? This is a good time to come ask questions, get some help, and ideas from other woodworkers. Everyone is welcome..." Confirm dates with Meetup


Thursdays

Tags Time Title Description
W S 6:00pm - 8:00pm Gamebridge game development mentoring & coworking meetup for gamedev beginners and indies alike.
W S 6:00pm NeurotechX SF hacknights for mind-machine interfacing with EEGs.
2nd 4th 6:00pm - 8:00pm Advanced Geometry SF An event for people who would like to study/teach advanced topics in geometry.
3rd S 8:00pm - 9:00pm Five Minutes of Fame a.k.a. 5MoF Ten 5min talks in an hour, on any topic
4th S 8:00pm - 10:30pm Resident Electronic Music An electronic music open mic! (note: Nov/Dec pushed to Dec 10th, 6pm setup)
4th 9:00pm Queer Game Developers Meetup! "Here you will find other queer game devs, game-making enthusiasts, and be a part of a community that welcomes everyone who is interested in creating games." Please register on Eventbrite. See Meetup for more info.
W you-o-clock TRASH NIGHT Please take out all three large trash bins!! They are on the patio.

Fridays

Tags Time Title Description
W 2:00pm - 5:00pm Hack on Noisebridge! a good open time for cleaning 'n re-organizing the physical space. See #totally-secret-cabal-of-space-organizers on the Discord
Brewery meetup - brewing & tasting days Come learn to brew mead with Eliot and Andy! Check the Meetup for dates or check in #brewing on Discord.

Saturdays

Tags Time Title Description
W 9:30am - 1:00am Hack on Noisebridge! cleaning, physical organizing and re-organizing, donuts. See #totally-secret-cabal-of-space-organizers! on discord
W 2:00pm - 6:00pm Free Code Camp with Paul Farley Brandon as host
3rd 2:00pm - 6:00pm Godot Meetup Gamedev workshop & networking for users of the Godot game engine. We have two meetups this March around GDC: March 16th and March 23rd!
4th 1:00pm - 3:00pm Building Guitar Pedals Workshop Come build guitar pedals or other electronic music equipment! Look for the #pedal-building channel under #events in the discord. Check the Meetup for more info and confirmed dates.

Sundays

Tags Time Title Description
W 2:00pm - 4:00pm Laser Cutter training Get certified to use the laser cutter
2nd 2:00pm - 3:00pm Fabrication 101 2nd Shop Sundays class on safety and basic techniques
W 6:00pm - 7:15pm Noisebridge 15th Anniversary Planning Meeting planning for Noisebridge 15, any/everyone is welcome to come and help with planning.. etc.
W 7:30pm - 10:00pm Self-Driving Flying Car Meetup training class, discussion, and meetup on flying cars
2nd S 2:00pm - 4:00pm BAHA: Bay Area Hackers' Association Security Hacking Meeting 2nd Sundays at 272 and via Jitsi

Other Bay Area Consortium of Hackerspaces Events


You don't need to be a member to participate in a class or workshop at Noisebridge!

Want to host your event at Noisebridge? We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our weekly Tuesday meetings to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some Hosting an Event tips.

Info

Intro Poster: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.

Resources: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.

Safety in the Space: What to do in case of an emergency.

Press Coverage: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).

Identity: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.

The Neighborhood: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission

Hosting an Event at Noisebridge: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

Hackerspace Infos: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.

Get in Touch

          Noisebridge
          2261 Market Street #235-A
          San Francisco, CA 94114

Hackerspace Passports accepted here

          2169 Mission St, 3rd floor
          San Francisco, CA 94110


Status

Noisebridge is up and running, and has finally reached the culmination of all our repairs, updates, retrofits, etc!

We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.