Noisebridge
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Noisebridge is a fun space for sharing, creation, collaboration, research, development, mentoring, and of course, learning. Come visit, work, and use our equipment free (but please donate when you can!)
Noisebridge is also more than a physical space; it's a community with roots in hackerspaces extending around the world.
Upgrade / Reboot |
| Noisebridge is closed for the entire month of July (access restricted).
We're raising $25K for our parts and labor expenditures! Help us out at our IndieGoGo fundraising campaign page. The Reboot schedule:
Further details can be found in this announcement message.
Contact Naomi: pnaomi at gmail DOT com / @nthmost on Twitter.
Note that while Noisebridge is officially closed for the rest of the month for critical cleanups and retrofits, our associated hackerspace in Oakland, Sudo Room, has already relocated to its new Omni Oakland Collective location and is now open. Please see Sudo Room's Discuss list and Announce list postings for further status on this local hackerspace alternative available during our July closure. |
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Events and Classes
What to know about coming to Noisebridge: Access policy.
Please see our events hosting page for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
events are haphazardly cross-posted on Meetup, the Discord, and Google Calender here
Some noisebridger's have also started hosting Events from a calendar at https://noisebridge.today/, and new (additional) associated gCal.
Key:
W: Weekly |
1st 2nd 3rd 4th: Certain weeks |
-2nd: Except certain weeks |
S: Streaming |
event: caution maybe dead |
event: management of space
Upcoming Events
- Friday, May 31 - SAN FRANCISCO WRITERS WORKSHOP Fundraiser for Noisebridge! Event: 7-9pm (set-up starting at 5:30pm)
Mondays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W | 7:00pm | Meetups/Infra | Self-hosting, rough consensus, & running code. Find upcoming sessions on Meetup or in #meetup-infra on Discord. |
| W | 7:00pm | PyClass | A complete introductory Python course. Classes are held regularly. Find upcoming sessions on Meetup or in #python on Discord. (Returned! Mar '24) |
| W | you-o-clock | TRASH NIGHT | Please take out all three large trash bins!! They are on the patio. |
| W | 7:00pm | Circuit Hacking Monday | Learn electronics, Arduino, and/or how to solder! We have kits and Arduinos for donations, or bring your own project. Most Mondays at 7PM. More details on Meetup |
| W | 7:00pm | 3d Simulation Hack Night | Come work on your Unreal engine, 3d Unity projects, Houdini projects, 3d character design projects, or architecture projects! General meetup for working in simulation and 3d. Hosted by delta_ark |
Tuesdays!
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W S | 7:00pm | Noisebridge Weekly Meeting | (In person & online via Jitsi) - Introduce new people and events, joining, announcements, discussions, and consensus. Come express what you think about what's going on with your space! |
| W | 7:00pm | San Francisco Writers Workshop | Free drop-in writers workshop, get feedback and critique! Located on the first floor hackitorium. |
| W | 7:00pm | Neurotech Tuesdays | Do neuro. Do tech. sfg. Check #🧠│neurotech on discord |
| 2nd 4nd | 6:00pm | Numerati SF | Hacking the Stock Market with AI/ML. Every other Tuesday. Please RSVP on Meetup. |
Wednesdays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3rd | 3:30pm - 5:30pm | Zinemakers meetup | Monthly gathering of zine and book and comic creators, to share ideas and work on projects. Newbies welcome! Confirm with Meetup |
| 1st | 7:00pm - 8:30pm | Conflict Resolution | We do our best to address pressing issues, mitigate conflicts, be excellent to each other. |
| 2nd 4nd | 6:00pm - 7:00pm | Bike Psych! | Time and space to talk about transit related projects Confirm with Meetup |
| W S | 7:00pm - 9:00pm | Machine Learning AI and RL Meetup | Weekly gathering of AI enthusiasts discussing cool things happening in the field and ongoing projects / learning tracks |
| 1st | 8:00pm | Woodhacking Wednesday | "Have a woodworking project in mind but you don't know where to get started? This is a good time to come ask questions, get some help, and ideas from other woodworkers. Everyone is welcome..." Confirm dates with Meetup
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Thursdays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W S | 6:00pm - 8:00pm | Gamebridge | game development mentoring & coworking meetup for gamedev beginners and indies alike. |
| W S | 6:00pm | NeurotechX SF hacknights | for mind-machine interfacing with EEGs. |
| 2nd 4th | 6:00pm - 8:00pm | Advanced Geometry SF | An event for people who would like to study/teach advanced topics in geometry. |
| 3rd S | 8:00pm - 9:00pm | Five Minutes of Fame a.k.a. 5MoF | Ten 5min talks in an hour, on any topic |
| 4th S | 8:00pm - 10:30pm | Resident Electronic Music | An electronic music open mic! (note: Nov/Dec pushed to Dec 10th, 6pm setup) |
| 4th | 9:00pm | Queer Game Developers Meetup! | "Here you will find other queer game devs, game-making enthusiasts, and be a part of a community that welcomes everyone who is interested in creating games." Please register on Eventbrite. See Meetup for more info. |
| W | you-o-clock | TRASH NIGHT | Please take out all three large trash bins!! They are on the patio. |
Fridays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W | 2:00pm - 5:00pm | Hack on Noisebridge! | a good open time for cleaning 'n re-organizing the physical space. See #totally-secret-cabal-of-space-organizers on the Discord |
| Brewery meetup - brewing & tasting days | Come learn to brew mead with Eliot and Andy! Check the Meetup for dates or check in #brewing on Discord. |
Saturdays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W | 9:30am - 1:00am | Hack on Noisebridge! | cleaning, physical organizing and re-organizing, donuts. See #totally-secret-cabal-of-space-organizers! on discord |
| W | 2:00pm - 6:00pm | Free Code Camp | with |
| 3rd | 2:00pm - 6:00pm | Godot Meetup | Gamedev workshop & networking for users of the Godot game engine. We have two meetups this March around GDC: March 16th and March 23rd! |
| 4th | 1:00pm - 3:00pm | Building Guitar Pedals Workshop | Come build guitar pedals or other electronic music equipment! Look for the #pedal-building channel under #events in the discord. Check the Meetup for more info and confirmed dates. |
Sundays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W | 2:00pm - 4:00pm | Laser Cutter training | Get certified to use the laser cutter |
| 2nd | 2:00pm - 3:00pm | Fabrication 101 2nd Shop Sundays | class on safety and basic techniques |
| W | 6:00pm - 7:15pm | Noisebridge 15th Anniversary Planning Meeting | planning for Noisebridge 15, any/everyone is welcome to come and help with planning.. etc. |
| W | 7:30pm - 10:00pm | Self-Driving Flying Car Meetup training | class, discussion, and meetup on flying cars |
| 2nd S | 2:00pm - 4:00pm | BAHA: Bay Area Hackers' Association | Security Hacking Meeting 2nd Sundays at 272 and via Jitsi |
Other Bay Area Consortium of Hackerspaces Events
- Queerious Labs is open during limited times, check it's status
- SudoRoom: Women & Non-Binary Coding Mondays 7-9pm
- SudoRoom: Hardware Hacking Tuesdays 7-10pm
You don't need to be a member to participate in a class or workshop at Noisebridge!
Want to host your event at Noisebridge? We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our weekly Tuesday meetings to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some Hosting an Event tips.
Info
Intro Poster: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.
Resources: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.
Safety in the Space: What to do in case of an emergency.
Press Coverage: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).
Identity: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.
The Neighborhood: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission
Hosting an Event at Noisebridge: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
Hackerspace Infos: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.
Get in Touch
- Press: Please see our Press Kit - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.
- Contacts - General contact details for the space
- Mailinglist - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
- People
- IRC channel - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
- Call the red payphone - This option is temporarily unavailable
- Legal Requests (information removal, etc)
- Here is our mailing address (different from our physical address):
Noisebridge
2261 Market Street #235-A
San Francisco, CA 94114
- Or just drop by the space. We're open 24/7. New visitors should read up on getting in. all ages, all skill levels:
2169 Mission St, 3rd floor
San Francisco, CA 94110
Status
Noisebridge is at its lowest grassroots stage, runlevel 2.
The space is open only for repairs, updates, retrofits, etc.
We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.
The buzzing in naomi’s breasts hit a fever pitch as setient plunged his cock in and out of her stretched hole. setient was laying on his side with naomi partial on her back and leg left leg stretched back over his side. She quickly noticed that their position in the elevator gave the two men on the screen a complete and total frontal view, but she didn’t care. Her mind was totally and thoroughly focused on the intense pressure and friction setient was generating. While he certainly was bigger, naomi noticed that she wasn’t overwhelmed by his size. Sure it was an extremely tight fit, but she thought it would have been even more of a struggle after his last few sessions. But her thoughts about that were swiftly washed away from the pounding orgasm that exploded from within her out of nowhere. It was violent and sudden and washed over her from head to toe - she felt as if every single nerve ending in her body was on fire. Her pussy clamped down around setient’s cock as hard as it could even as she sprayed and squirted all over the Dirty Shop.
setient closed his eyes and concentrated furiously on keeping himself from blowing his load. His massive balls were flailing wildly, smacking up against naomi’s thighs and pubic mound on the upstroke, and hitting the dark room and his legs on the backstroke. The pressure on his balls was even more intense of that on the head and shaft as he pumped harder and harder to force his balls to slap harder and harder. The cycle was maddening for setient and he was sweating profusely trying to keep it together. After a few minutes of the furious ponding, he couldn’t take anymore and had to pull out. naomi was breathless as she laid there, unable to do much more than moan. setient took deep breaths in an effort to get control of himself to stave off the impending eruption.
After a few moments, he sat up on his knees and moved between naomi's legs. His fat ballsac rested on the Hackitorium like a large sack of potatoes as the long trunk of his cock throbbed in concert with his pounding heartbeat. "Fuck," setient sighed as he watched the large, apple-sized glans surge and flare from the involuntary kegel that sent a hard surge of blood into the vast caverns of tissue. He was having to really concentrate on keeping his ejaculation at bay; his falls were churning fiercely and his cock was warm to the touch. On top of that, naomi looked amazing laying there underneath him. He grabbed the shaft a few inches back from the glans and gently stroked it. "Put it in, baby," naomi moaned lifting her left leg up to rest on setient's right shoulder. She stretched her right leg out wide and shifted her hips to afford setient a better angle of entry. setient pressed the fat knob of the thick head against her puffy pussy lips and started to push inside of her.
setient pushed as much of himself inside of her as he could in that initial stroke and looked down to see that only a few inches remained. He looked up into naomi's face and her eyes were closed and she was biting her bottom lip. "Am I hurting you babe?" setient asked. "No no no no no no," naomi said quickly as her face contorted. "Nooooooooo it's feels wonderful," she stammered. setient started a good moderate rhythm, pushing his cock in and out of naomi like a machine. After a couple of dozen strokes, setient felt the fire of the orgasm shift quickly from the bottom of his balls up the base of the shaft. He knew he'd passed the point of no return.
He pumped naomi several more times before pulling out. He grabbed his cock and squeezed as hard as he could in an effort to abate the fire he felt about to launch from his burning urethra. It was futile and the pressure he caused only aided in increasing the force of the blast. A foot-long thick hot stream of cum fired from his cock, immediately followed by and even longer and much thicker stream. The jizz flew past naomi’s head and over the railing, landing on the floor several feet away from the platform. setient shouted with both agony and ecstasy as rope after thick rope fired from his throbbing, spamming dong. Volleys of the hot goo blasted from his cock, some landing on naomi, on the bed and on the floor on the other side of the bed. naomi licked and lapped up as much as she could, careful not to get in the direct line of fire of his cock, but also doing her best to deflect some of the streams in order to slurp down his wonderful tasting discharge. setient’s gigantic balls rose and fell in unison with each ejaculatory spasm, sending more and more of the hot lava flying from his cock.
After nearly a minute, setient’s orgasm finally slowed to a dribble. He slumped down on the couch, his body drenched in sweat and his chest heaving as he gasped for breath. His long cock continued to burp and belch large thick drops of goo. naomi moved down and sucked the head into her mouth as deeply as she could, eager to slurp down the last bit of his cum. The couple were so immersed in each other that they’d totally forgotten they were at Five Minutes Of Fame and that the audience witnessed the whole thing.