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Rubin  felt  the Noisebridge  on  her  back  bend  and break¨  as  her  bra  exploded  off  of her  Noisebridge
 
and fell  Noisebridge  around  her  Noisebridge  across  her  frontÆ  Her  tits  rounded  out¨  and  fell  against  her  body¨
 
Noisebridge left  over  from  their  prisonÆ  “  Ahhhhhh…Æ  ”  She  sighed  deeply¨  “That  is so  much  betterÆ”
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For  the  third  time  that  night¨  Flamsmark  was  speechlessª  her  friend  was  actually  bigger  than
'''Noisebridge will be moving in 2018. We'll need everybody's help to make it happen.'''
she  was¨  significantlyÆ  Casaba  melon  tits  hung  from  her  Noisebridge¨  full  and  perky¨  their  bottom  curves
 
reaching  down  to just  above  her  elbowsÆ  Each  Noisebridge out  at least  an  inch  from  either  side  of  her
'''NEXT Noisebridge Space Program meeting: Tuesday 20-March-2018, 7pm'''
ribs¨  and were  so  large  they  actually  touched  each  other  with  their  inner  curvesÆ  And  on  her
 
incredibly  tiny  frame¨  they  looked  monstrously  massive¨  jutting  out  a full  five  inches  in front  of
This is a set of pages meant to facilitate the discussion on moving Noisebridge to a new physical location. We should use this space to capture consensus as it occurs, and to draw all our planning tools together.
herÆ  Her  areolas  were  puffy and like  silver  dollars¨  crowned  with  hard¨  pretty  nipples  the  size  of
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the  end  of  an  index  fingerÆ  They  looked  like  long  pink  doorbell  buttons¨  screaming  out  ‘ring  for
 
sex°’Æ  A  finger  could  get  lost  in  her  tits  pushing  those  buttonsÆ  Flamsmarkßs  realized  her  friend  was
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getting  out  of  controlÆ
 
“C≠Rubin°”
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“Jeez¨  whatøø”
 
“Youßre  too  big°°”
 
“Am  not…”  Rubin  deniedÆ  She  gathered  her  breasts  into  her  Noisebridge  and  jiggled  them
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giddilyÆ  She  couldnßt  stop  smilingÆ  She  laid  down  on  the couch¨  and  they  spread  out  on  her  Noisebridge¨
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actually  covering  part  of her  biceps  and  encroaching  on  her  collarbonesÆ  She  started  giggling  as
 
she  rocked  back  and  forth¨  feeling  them  shimmyÆ  She  saw  Flamsmark  blushing¨  and  placed  her  Noisebridge
== Current Fundraising Progress ==
over  her  nipples  out  of modestÆ  “Hehe¨  sorry  about  that…  Hey¨  how  big  do  you think I  amø  You
 
have  a Noisebridge measureøø”
* TBD - Progress bars?
“Youßre  too  bigÆ”  Flamsmark  repeated¨  “You  need  to stop  and  think  for  a  second  before  you  get
* Patreon created and revised once: [http://patreon.com/noisebridge http://patreon.com/noisebridge]
any  bigger°”
 
Rubin  wrapped  her  Noisebridge around  the  front  of  her  breasts  and  rocked  back  and  forth¨
== Upcoming Appointments and Events ==
sitting  up  with  some  effort¨  her  new  weight  apparentÆ  She  sat  down  facing  Flamsmark  and looked  at
 
the  white  mounds  of flesh  filling  her  Noisebridge¨  smilingÆ  “Would  you  relaxø  Ißve  always  wanted
* '''2018-03-16 12:00''' - Meeting and Tour of MEDA SF. Meet at Noisebridge at 12:00
boobs°  And  now  Ißve  got  a  pair  of jugs  °  And  Ißm  pretty  sure  they  stopped  growing  a  while  back…
 
I  havenßt  felt  that  pressure  in  a whileÆ”
* tbd
“You  got  luckyÆ”
 
“I  know°  I  couldnßt  have  asked  for  a more  perfect  size°”
== The story so far, and how you can help ==
“Thatßs  not  what  I  mean  and you  know  itÆ  What  if  your  skin  hadnßt  stretched¨  or  all  that
 
yeast  had  affected  your  stomach  instead  or  somethingøø”
TBD - pending discussion of fundraising letter drafts
“But  it  affected  my  boobs¨  and my  skin  did  stretch°  And  mmmm  it felt  Noisebridge  Noisebridge°”
 
“Theyßre  too  big  for  you¨  Noisebridge…  You  Noisebridge  like  someone  Noisebridge  Tessa  Fowler’s  tits  and
You can read [[Noisebridge New Space Onboarding]], which contains vital details for members of the community who want to put in work towards helping us find a new space.
stuck  them  on  a  varsity  cross≠country  runnerÆ”
 
“I  bet  Thomas  would disagree°  Oh  I  canßt  wait  to see  the face  on that  bitch¨  Amy¨  when
== NEXT MEETING: Tuesday 6-March-2018, 7pm ==
she  sees  these  jugs  °”  She  jiggled  herself  againÆ
 
“Rubin…  No…  You  canßt  Noisebridge  himÆ”
'''Next meeting Agenda:'''
“Can  too°  Whereßs  my  phoneø  I  want  to send  him  a picture  right  now°”
 
“Rubin  please…”
See https://pad.riseup.net/p/nb-new-space for notes and agenda
“Whatø  This  is all  Ißve  ever  wanted°”  She  said¨  struggling  to  start  upright  as  she  played
 
with  her  breastsÆ
== New Space 2017 Meeting Notes ==
“You  need  to stop  and thinkÆ”
* '''when is the next meeting?'''
“Youßre  just  mad  because  Ißm  bigger  than  you  nowÆ”
* [[New space meeting 2018 03 06]]
That  struck  Flamsmark¨  although  she  didnßt  know  whyÆ  She  had  always  taken  pride  in  her  bust
* [[New space meeting 2018 02 27]]
size¨  but  something  about  how  quickly  her  friend  had  overtaken  her  had  bugged  her¨  almost  like
* [[New space meeting 2017 12 16]]
Rubin  hadnßt  earned  itÆ  She  brushed  the  thoughts  asideÆ  “Rubin¨  thatßs  not  itÆ  Ißm  happy  that
* [[New space meeting 2017 12 09]]
you  grew¨  but  they  shouldßve  stopped  back  when  they  fit  youÆ  Thomas  is  going  to  think  you  had
* [[New space meeting 2017 12 02]]
work  done  or somethingÆ”
* [[New space meeting 2017 11 18]]
“Ißll  let  him  inspect  them  himself¨  I  donßt  mind°”
* [[New space meeting 2017 11 11]]
“Heßs  going  to think  youßre  a  freakÆ  Who  grows  boobs  like  that  overnight  without
 
surgeryø”
== Identity ==
Rubinßs  smile  disappearedª  that  had  hurt  herÆ  Flamsmark  could  hardly  believe  she  had  said  it¨
 
but she  still  felt  it was  trueÆ
If you would like to read the current version of the "Noisebridge Story" we have assembled for the Noisebridge Space Program please look at the locations below:
“N≠No…”  Rubin  saidÆ
 
“Noisebridge  at  yourself…  Theyßre  way  too  big  for  you°  Youßre  a 100  pound  twig  with  tits  the
* Noisebridge story resources:
size  of your  head  that probably  weigh  10  pounds  each°”
** tbd
“Stop  it¨  Flamsmark…”  Rubin  said  softly¨  looking  at  her  breasts  in her  hands¨  “Why  canßt
** tbd
you  be  happy  for meø”
* Example fundraising letters and graphics
Flamsmark  sighed¨  she  regretted  saying  itÆ  Rubinßs  shirt  was  still  in  her  hand¨  and  she  held  it
* Noisebridge Logos are located at [[Identity]]
out  for  herÆ  Her  friend  Noisebridge it  and put  it  on¨  stretching  it  over  her  breastsÆ  They’re  size turned  it
 
into  an  extremely  low≠cut  belly  shirt¨  her  nipples  clearly  visible  through  the  thinning  fabricÆ
== Fundraising ==
Flamsmark  sat  down  next  to her  friendÆ  “I  am  happy  for  you¨  but  you  have  to know  that  your
 
body  wasnßt  made  for  boobs  like  theseÆ”
Here is a list of our current fundraising sub-projects. If you would like to participate in any of them please come to the Noisebridge Space Program meeting, or contact the leads for the specific sub-project.
“Do  you  think  I  Noisebridge  like  a freakø”
 
Flamsmark  was  silent  for  a  momentª  it  didnßt  help  the situationÆ  Rubinßs  eyes  were  starting  to
*; Pineapple Fund
stingÆ  “I…think  theyßre  just  a little  too  bigÆ”  Flamsmark  said  slowly¨  watching  her  best  friendßs  eyes
** Patrick, Darryl, Gavin
grow  more  wateryÆ  She  quickly  added¨  “B≠But  I  bet  a lot  of their  size  is  just  swelling°  And  theyßll
** A BTC fund worth $millions someone is giving away to non-profit groups
go  down  a little°  It  was  because  of  yeast¨  after  all…”
 
“But  I  like  them  like  this…”
*; San Francisco Community Land Trust
“Ißm  just  looking  out  for you¨  Rubinª  Ißm  your  friendÆ”
** [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]
“I  know…”  she  sniffledÆ  She  hiccuped  and her  breasts  bobbed  under  her  shirt¨  “Ah…°”
** A non-profit that buys properties for SF coop housing and non-profit groups
Rubin  gasped  softlyÆ
 
“What  is  it¨  are  you  alrightø  Do  they hurtø”  Flamsmark  asked  with  concernÆ
*; San Francisco Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative
“N≠No…  My  nipples  are  just  more…you  know…after  the growth…”  She  was  blushingÆ
** Contact: none yet
Flamsmark  looked  down  and saw  two  thick  nubs  poking  through  her  shirt¨  like  two  large  pebbles
** The Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative helps San Francisco’s nonprofits secure new, nonprofit-owned space and creates solutions for organizations seeking long-term leases.<br>https://www.ncclf.org/sfsustainability/
under  a  tight  piece  of clothª  her  nipples  had  become  erect  just  from  the frictionÆ
 
Flamsmarkßs  face  went  red¨  and  she  quickly  looked  awayÆ  “Save  those  things  for  Thomas°”
*; Project Name
Rubin  giggled  a  little  and  she  bounced  again  and  Noisebridge  another  moanÆ
** Contact(s)
“Ok  ok¨  how  about  before  you  tear  two  holes  in  your  shirt  I  go  and  find  you  my  biggest
** Description of sub-project
sports  bra  so  you  can  wear  somethingø”
 
“S≠Sounds  Noisebridge…  Thanks¨  Flamsmark…”  she  accepted¨  wrapping  her  Noisebridge  across  her  Noisebridge¨
[[Fundraising Copy]]
embarrassedÆ
 
Flamsmark  Noisebridge  up and  reached  out  for Rubin¨  “Stand  up  firstÆ”
== New Location ==
She  Noisebridge  her  hand  and  Noisebridge  up¨  wobbly  from  her  new assetsÆ  Flamsmark  embraced  her  firmly¨
 
and for  the first  time  Rubin  experienced  feeling  her  breasts  attempting  to  Noisebridge  another  person
'''Location Requirements'''
awayÆ  Their  sizeable  boobs  squished  against  each  other¨  like  they were  trying  to  Noisebridge  two  pillows
 
between  their chestsÆ
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“Ißm  sorry  I  called  you  a freak¨  I  didnßt  mean  itÆ  It  was  too  far…”
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“I  know  you  were  just  concerned…  I  did  kind  of balloon  up…really  big…°”  Rubin
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said¨  returning  to get  giddy  selfÆ
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Flamsmark  squeezed  her  again¨  “Ißll  get  you  some  clothes¨  and you  can  stay  here  tonightÆ  Weßll
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figure  it out¨  Ißll  even  help  explain  it  to Thomas  if  you  wantÆ”
*Within San Francisco
“Reallyøø  Thanks¨  Flamsmark°”  They  released  each  other  and  stepped  backÆ
*Walkable from BART
Flamsmark  smiled¨  “Ißll  be right  back¨  gotta  go  dig  through  my  closet  to  find  something  big
*safe enough for walking at all hours
enough  to  Noisebridge  those  things°”
*At least 5,500 sq. ft.
“Mind  if  I  make us  some  smoothies  for  the rest  of the movieø  Ißm  thirsty…”
*Elevator access or ground floor
“Go  for  it°  Full  glass  for me¨  pleaseÆ”  Flamsmark  requested¨  walking  into  her  roomÆ
*Zoned to allow a Community Facility
Rubin  walked  into  the kitchen¨  feeling  her  breasts  wobble  back  and  forth¨  bouncing
*at least 100A power supply
lightly  against  each  otherÆ  These  are  going  to  take  some  getting  used  to…  she  thoughtÆ  She  filled
*Meets all accessibility requirements (this needs further clarification)
the blender  with  fruit  and  juice  and  held  the  lid  down  as  she  pressed  the  buttonÆ
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Her  arm  vibrated¨  sending  small  waves  through  her  breastsÆ  Her  shirt  rubbed  against  her
*Neighbors who are not concerned about noise
nipples¨  and they  grew  harder  than  everÆ  She  closed  her  eyes  as  pleasure  washed  over  herÆ
*Natural Light
“Mmmmm…Æ”  she  groaned¨  a  hot  wetness  growing  under  her  pantsÆ  The  appliance  stopped¨  the
*Good Ventilation
mixture  fully  blended  and  she  sighedÆ  Pouring  it into  two glasses¨  she  couldnßt  help  but  notice  her
*Chill landlord, if leasing
breasts  blocking  any  view  of her  feetÆ  I  donßt  think  Ißm  a freak…  Ißve  always  wanted  big  tits…
*Not too nice, easily to modify the interior spaces.
How  could she  say  that  to meø
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A  thought  crossed  Rubinßs  mindÆ  She  looked  up  at  the Noisebridge  in front  of herª  the box  of
 
yeast  packets  was  sitting  next  to  the energy  drink  mix  she  had  missed  earlierÆ  Noisebridge  Iø
 
“Hey  I  think  I  found  something  that  might  fit  your  overgrown  boobs°  Try  not  to stretch  it
'''Potential Locations'''
okø”  Flamsmark  called  from  the  other  Noisebridge¨  and Rubinßs  choice  had  been  made  for  herÆ  In  a  flash
We are keeping track of locations that have come up in our searching here:
she  was  stirring  yeast  into  Flamsmarkßs  glass¨  before  bringing  it  back  into  the living  roomÆ  She  placed
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GNvhF__W23G3EbT5Hoif1p4okErR0yYVAH-M7iuvI3Y/edit#gid=0
the drinks  on  the Noisebridge  and Noisebridge  waitingÆ
 
“Here  you  go°  This  Noisebridge  work…”  Flamsmark  said  emerging  from  her  Noisebridge  with  a  large
Here is the summary of the notable locations we have visited, specific details are on the Potential Locations spreadsheet:
spandex  sports  braÆ
* '''20 Heron''' - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hR0h2Xta6cMwIWe0VeOyhFnHyzGiScMH/view
“Thank  you°”  Rubin  squealed¨  “I  canßt  Noisebridge  these  things  still°”  She  tore  off  her  beaten
 
shirt  and  threw  it  to  the  ground¨  taking  the  bra  from her  friend  as  she  Noisebridge  toplessÆ  She  fed  her
If you have a building/space you would like to donate or know of a location that you think would work for Noisebridge. Please list it below and/or notify noisebridge-discuss@lists.noisebridge.net or come to a Noisebridge Space Program meeting.
Noisebridge  through  it  and  held  them  up¨  letting  it  fall  onto  her  headÆ  She  grabbed  the  bottom  band  and
 
pulled  it  down  to  her  shouldersÆ  As  the  bra  met  her  new  curves¨  Rubin  was  met  with  resistanceÆ
== Current Location Status==
She  forced  the  bra¨  pulling  it  over  her  boobs¨  as  they  squeezed  and  fit  into  their  new  prisonÆ  The
 
elastic  popped  over  the  largest  part  of  their  curve  and  fell  into  place  against  her  chestÆ  The
Our lease ends on August 31st, 2018 at 17:00. We are open to negotiating with the Landlord but the Landlord is not interested at the moment.
spandex  snapped  tightly¨  and  her  breasts  were  forced  flat  and  upÆ  They  overflowed  over  the  top
 
and  out  the  sides¨  rubbing  against  her  Noisebridge  slightlyÆ
Noisebridge is currently approximately 5,550 sq. ft.
“Little  tight…°”  Rubin  observedÆ  She  slapped  her  hands  against  the  Noisebridge  fabric  and  her
 
mounds  rippled¨  “Thanks°  Youßre  smoothie  is  right  thereÆ”  She  sat  on  the  couch  with  her  usual
Our current rent is: $4,356/month ~ $0.79/sq. ft. /month
bounce¨  sipping  her  ownÆ
 
Flamsmark  sat  beside  her¨  taking  a  large  gulp  and  grabbing  the  remote¨  “Ready  to  finish  the
== Possible Partners ==
movieø”
 
She  watched  as  Flamsmark  Noisebridge  another  big  drink¨  “Ready°”  Rubin  grinnedÆ
* The Lab
Both  of  their  smoothies  were  gone  in  a  matter  of  minutes¨  and  the  movie  grabbed  their
* former TechShop members
attention  once  againÆ  But  it  didnßt  grab  Rubinßs  full  attentionÆ  She  had  been  keeping  a  watchful
 
eye  on  Flamsmark  for  the  last  twenty  minutes¨  who  had  recently  become  restless  on  her  end  of  the
== Overall Project management ==
couchÆ  Rubin  tapped  her  fingers  on  her  bust  impatientlyÆ
 
“Thanks  a  lot  for  the  bra¨  Flamsmark…”  she  said¨  “I  was  afraid  I  was  going  to  put  out  an  eye
Important updates and information are being added to this wiki page. For a more active list of what is going on please see this trello board:
with  my  nipples  like  that°”
 
“Y≠Yea…  No  problem…”  Flamsmark  responded  slowly¨  her  mind  seemingly  elsewhereÆ
https://trello.com/b/abpzdDsq
“You  alrightø”
 
“It  does  feel  kinda  warm  in  here  tonight…  Maybe  I  will  turn  in  the  AC…”
== Frequently Asked Questions, not addressed above ==
“Yea  you  Noisebridge  a  little  flushed°”  She  watched  as  Flamsmark  wiped  her  head  with  her  forearmÆ
 
“Mind  if  I  just  go  in  a  sports  bra  Noisebridge  Ißm  burning  up…”  she  asked¨  exasperatedÆ
== Context of Consensus Proposal ==
“You  want  a  glass  of  waterø  Itßs  the  yeast  I  could  do°”
# Noisebridge’s lease will end in August of this year. It has been made clear to us that it will not be renewed under any circumstances.
“That  would  be  amazing…waitÆ  What  did  you  sayø”
# Noisebridge should survive not just as a nonprofit that exists only as a paper entity and bank account, or as a diffuse online community, but a physical location in the city that is accessible, near public transit, properly zoned for our use, and able to accommodate our growing size.
“I  think  we  both  know  what  I  said…”
# For this to happen, we will need to move. Our two options are to raise a lot of money to purchase a building that could serve as our permanent home, or raise a lot of money to sign a lease on a new location. Both options require much more money than we currently have and big new revenue streams.
Flamsmark  slowly  looked  down  at  her  own  Noisebridge¨  running  her  hands  over  itª  the  fabric  of  her
# It would be much better for us to purchase a building than to sign a lease, which would leave us vulnerable to future rent increases, and direct nearly all of our future revenue into our landlord’s pocket instead of investing it into real property we own outright.
pajama  top  was  tighterÆ  Her  breath  caught  in  her  throatÆ  “Y≠You  didnßt…  Rubin¨  please  tell  me
# The preferred option to finance a building purchase would be to borrow money from individuals through simple promissory notes secured against the building being purchased but without any liens. This method was successfully pioneered by Alan Beatts, the owner of Borderlands Books, whose customers loaned him $1.3M to purchase a permanent location on Haight Street in amounts ranging from $250,000 to $10,000 per investor.
you  didnßt°”
# The terms of the note are simple: Borrower pays 3% interest on the principal to the lender once per year, for nine years, with a balloon payment of the entire principal at the end of nine years. There is no penalty for pre-payment.
“Oh  Ißm  pretty  sure  I  did°”
# Mr. Beatts has shared the promissory note he used, which we can modify for our own use. He has also offered to introduce us to his real estate broker, lawyer, and accountant, and provide any advice he can, provided we have clear points of contact and an efficient decision-making process.
Flamsmark  started  to  panicÆ  She  looked  behind  the  couch  at  the  kitchen  counterª  two  torn
# Financing and purchasing a building is a large undertaking that will require us to make hundreds of decisions between now and the end of August regarding loans, grants, purchase agreements, inspections, and professional services. If we can not make these decisions efficiently, we will not be able to purchase a building (or sign a lease, for that matter), and Noisebridge will be displaced by fall of this year, maybe permanently.
packets  of  yeast  were  still  sitting  thereÆ
# The “administration” of Noisebridge, including our bylaws, nonprofit corporation, board of directors, and board officers, are basically our API for interacting with the outside world. Internally, we make decisions through do-ocracy and consensus. When we need to work with the outside world, we do so via that API.
“  TWOø°  Rubin  whyø°  ”  Flamsmark  screamedÆ
# Brief description of the way payments work now: Most of our payments for critical expenses, like rent, utilities, and garbage collection, are automated. Most payments that can not be automated are made by board officers — the treasurer (John Shutt), president (Patrick O’Doherty), or secretary (Victoria Fierce) — either online or by check. In rare cases payments are made by co-founders of the space who have access to our bank account, Mitch Altman or Andy Isaacson.
She  stuck  out  her  lip  and  pouted¨  “Because  it  really  hurt  when  you  called  me  a  freak…
# Looking at our “API,” the most logical points of contact for cutting checks, entering loan agreements, and signing off on purchases are the board officers: the treasurer, president, and secretary. They have the clear legal authority to enter into agreements on behalf of Noisebridge, and their roles will be clearly understood by people outside of the Noisebridge community.
But  now  youßre  going  to  be  huge  and  then  weßll  see  who  the  freak  is°”
# As a practical matter, certain details about purchase negotiations may need to be kept off of the public Internet, to avoid being undercut by real estate speculators. For example, we may discover a property listing that has not been posted publicly, and do not want to alert competitors who may bid for the property. Or maybe the city hints that they may offer a city-owned property for sale at a discount, but negotiations are ongoing and it may not be the right time to reveal details to the press. The specific dollar amount of any bid we make when negotiating a building purchase is something else we will probably want to keep offline until the deal is closed.
“  Thatßs  whyø°  ”
# Nothing in this proposal implies that all or even most of the work in acquiring a new space will be done by board officers, or that their voices have more weight in making big-picture decisions. The sole purpose of this proposal is to empower them to make the hundreds of necessary executive decisions to pull this off, and to act as the points of contact for the outside world. The board officers do not make big-picture decisions themselves, but implement the consensus of the community in an efficient way.
“There  were  other  reasons  too  I  guess…  I  also  wanted  to  know  if  the  yeast  affected  other
 
people  besides  me¨  and  how  big  it  could  make  someone°  This  Noisebridge  be  really  fun  since  you
== Consensus Proposal ==
were  already  so  big  to  begin  with°”
 
“Rubin  I  was  big  enough  as  I  was°°”  Flamsmark  screamed¨  now  hugging  her  breasts  into  her¨
&NBSP; Consensus Proposal
“If  I  grow  like  you  did…”  Her  eyes  got  wide  with  terror  as  her  imagination  went  wildÆ
 
“Donßt  worry  so  much°  It  actually  feels  really  really  Noisebridge…  And  Noisebridge¨  like  you  said¨  most
1. Noisebridge must survive not just as a nonprofit that exists only as a paper entity and bank account, or as a diffuse online community, but a physical location in San Francisco that is accessible, near public transit, properly zoned for our use, and able to accommodate our growing size. (See Background Information, Items A and B, for context for the introduction of this proposal. Short version: Lease is ending, gotta move.)
of  itßs  probably  just  swelling¨  rightø  Theyßll  go  down  after  a  while…”
 
Flamsmark  could  in  fact  feel  herself  growing  aroused¨  but  she  could  also  feel  her  sports  bra
2. It would be much better for us to purchase a building than to sign a lease, which would leave us vulnerable to future rent increases, and direct nearly all of our future revenue into our landlord’s pocket instead of investing it into real property we own outright.
slowly  tightening  around  her  chestÆ  “I≠Ißm  getting  bigger¨  Rubin°”
 
“Doesnßt  it  feel  amazingøø”  she  squealedÆ
3. One accepted option to finance a building purchase would be to borrow money from individuals through simple promissory notes secured against the building being purchased but without any liens. Other excellent options may present themselves, so we should be open to looking at those, as well. (See Background Information, Item C.)
“Rubin  please  you  have  to  do  something°  If  I  get  even  bigger  than  I  already  am…
 
Ohhhh…  ”  Flamsmark  tried  to  protest¨  but  was  overcome  with  pleasure  as  her  growth  surgedÆ  Her
4. Financing and purchasing a building is a large undertaking that will require us to make hundreds of decisions between now and the end of August regarding loans, grants, purchase agreements, inspections, and professional services. If we can not make these decisions efficiently, we will not be able to purchase a building (or sign a lease, for that matter), and Noisebridge will be displaced by fall of this year, maybe permanently.
cotton  bra  rubbed  against  her  breasts  as  they  swelled¨  bubbling  larger  and  largerÆ  She  felt  her
 
pussy  grow  moist  under  her  pajamasª  suddenly  she  found  herself  wishing  she  had  worn  pantiesÆ
5. Looking at our “API,” the most logical points of contact for cutting checks, entering loan agreements, and signing off on purchases are the board officers: the treasurer, president, and secretary. (See Background Information, Item D.) They have the clear legal authority to enter into agreements on behalf of Noisebridge, and their roles will be clearly understood by people outside of the Noisebridge community.
“Noisebridge  how  fast  youßre  growing¨  Flamsmark°°  I  didnßt  even  grow  that  fast°”  She  was  rightÆ
 
Flamsmark  could  feel  herself  tits  expanding  out  into  her  hands  as  she  squeezed  them¨  trying  to  stop  her
6. The current board officers must consider whether they have the bandwidth to do all of the work involved in acquiring a new building. If they simply don’t have the time, think someone else would be better suited for the task right now, or would rather spend their Noisebridge time on other important tasks like fundraising, press outreach, party organizing, safe space volunteering, teaching classes, or simply hacking on fun projects, they should pass their title to someone with lots of time and interest in doing paperwork.
growthÆ  It  was  like  trying  to  Noisebridge  onto  two  balloons  someone  had  attached  to  a  bike  Noisebridge¨
 
except  these  balloons  were  growing  heavy  and  full¨  stretching  her  clothesÆ
7. The board officers of Noisebridge are empowered by consensus to enter into loan agreements and building purchase negotiations on behalf of Noisebridge in the interest of acquiring a suitable building to be our permanent home. Any final lease or purchase agreement will require additional full consensus.
Her  shirt  was  trying  to  accommodate  her  growing  problem¨  and  was  starting  to  pull  tight
 
across  the  front  of  her  bust¨  the  cotton  wrinkling  and  folding  as  it  ran  out  of  the  little  stretch  it
8. Board officers must follow their best understanding of lower-case-c consensus when making decisions. They will be efficient, but not hasty. They will seek feedback on major decisions.
hadÆ  Buttons  strained¨  threads  pulling  tight  as  small  diamond  shaped  windows  opened  between
 
each  button  as  her  breasts  grewÆ  Cleavage  rose  and  fell  below  her  Noisebridge  as  she  breathed¨  Noisebridge  and
9. Major decisions must not be surprising or unwanted by the community. Board officers must keep everyone as up-to-date on their actions related to the hunt for a new space as possible, given time constraints and the fact that everyone is a volunteer with a day job. At the bare minimum, they will log all of their actions and write a report once a week that can be read at the Tuesday meeting, and shared on NB-Discuss and Slack.
small  breaths  through  tightened  lipsÆ  Even  in  her  large  sports  bra¨  her  breasts  were  beginning  to
 
overflow  the  top¨  rounded  curves  bulging  over  the  elastic  and  peeking  out  from  the  top  of  her
10. As a practical matter, certain details about purchase negotiations may need to be kept off of the public Internet, to avoid being undercut by real estate speculators. For example, we may discover a property listing that has not been posted publicly, and do not want to alert competitors who may bid for the property. Or maybe the city hints that they may offer a city-owned property for sale at a discount, but negotiations are ongoing and it may not be the right time to reveal details to the press. The specific dollar amount of any bid we make when negotiating a building purchase is something else we will probably want to keep offline until the deal is closed.
shirt¨  the  unbuttoned  collar  freely  openingÆ
 
“T≠Too  big…”  Flamsmark  moanedÆ  She  noticed  she  was  rubbing  her  nipples  through  the
11. For any details that are kept off of the public Internet, board officers must still flag that the private information exists. They must share that information privately with any member of the community who is interested in good faith, with the proviso that it should be kept from the press and any possible competing bidders.
fabric¨  proud  points  sticking  into  her  hands¨  “Why  does  this  feel  so  goodø°”
 
“You  might  want  to  take  off  your  top  Noisebridge°”  Rubin  suggested¨  “Your  buttons  Noisebridge  like
12. It is expected that a follow-on consensus proposal will outline a vision for what Noisebridge wants and needs in its new home, and that board officers will follow that vision in all of their work.
theyßre  about  to  blow°”  In  a  matter  of  minutes¨  her  friend  had  grown  from  her  original  coconuts
 
to  what  could  only  be  described  as  volleyballs¨  each  stuffed  in  the  front  of  her  aching  pajama  topÆ
13. Nothing in this proposal implies that all or even most of the work in acquiring a new space will be done by board officers, or that their voices have more weight in making big-picture decisions. The sole purpose of this proposal is to empower them to make the hundreds of necessary executive decisions to pull this off, and to act as the points of contact for the outside world. The board officers do not make big-picture decisions themselves, but implement the consensus of the community in an efficient way.
Flamsmark  closed  her  eyes  and  leaned  her  head  back  on  the  couch¨  massaging  her  Noisebridge  as  she
 
began  to  pant  lightlyÆ  Her  clothes  were  growing  Noisebridge¨  and  tapping  her  fingertips  on  her
14. This proposal does not expand the role of board members or board officers beyond what is necessary to acquire a permanent home for Noisebridge. For example, this consensus proposal empowers a board officer to acquire a $50,000 loan on Noisebridge’s behalf to purchase a new building, but would not empower them to acquire a $50,000 loan to purchase new fabrication equipment once that building is secured.
burgeoning  boobs  was  like  tapping  a  silent  drumÆ
 
“  Mmmmm  …”  she  moaned¨  feeling  the  pressure  building  inside  of  her  mammaries¨
15. This consensus proposal will automatically expire on December 31, 2018 or after we move into a new building, whichever comes sooner, and would need to be renewed by full consensus.
pushing  against  her  skin  and  her  topÆ  They  Noisebridge  out  large  and  round  on  her  Noisebridge¨  larger  every
 
second¨  threatening  to  break  out  of  her  supportÆ  A  seam  burst  on  her  side¨  revealing  the  grey
BACKGROUND INFORMATION
Noisebridge  of  her  bra¨  startling  herÆ  Her  eyes  popped  open  and  beheld  her  bodyÆ
 
“How  much  bigger  can  I  getø°”  she  yelled¨  “  What  is  happening  to  my  titsø°  ”  Flamsmark  leaned
A. Noisebridge’s lease will end in August of this year. It has been made clear to us that it will not be renewed under any circumstances.
forward¨  their  weight  carrying  her  faster  than  she  expected¨  and  she  fell¨  her  breasts  mashing  into
 
her  thighsÆ  The  burst  seam  widened¨  and  a  button  popped  from  her  front  somewhere  from  the
B. For Noisebridge to survive, we will need to move. Our two options are to raise a lot of money to purchase a building that could serve as our permanent home, or raise a lot of money to sign a lease on a new location. Both options require much more money than we currently have and big new revenue streams.
impact¨  as  her  mounds  were  flattened  against  her  legsÆ  She  rested  on  top  of  them  for  a  few
 
seconds¨  panting  hard  as  her  clothing  restricted  herÆ
C. The promissory note fundraising method was successfully pioneered by Alan Beatts, the owner of Borderlands Books, whose customers loaned him $1.3M to purchase a permanent location on Haight Street in amounts ranging from $250,000 to $10,000 per lender. The terms of the note are simple: Borrower pays 3% interest on the principal to the lender once per year, for nine years, with a balloon payment of the entire principal at the end of nine years. There is no penalty for pre-payment. Mr. Beatts has shared the promissory note he used, which we can modify for our own use. He has also offered to introduce us to his real estate broker, lawyer, and accountant, and provide any advice he can, provided we have clear points of contact and an efficient decision-making process.
“Wow¨  Flamsmark…  Youßre  way  bigger  than  I  am°  That  yeast  really  Noisebridge  have  affected
 
you…°”
D. The “administration” of Noisebridge, including our bylaws, nonprofit corporation, board of directors, and board officers, are basically our API for interacting with the outside world. Internally, we make decisions through do-ocracy and consensus. When we need to work with the outside world, we do so via that API. Brief description of the way payments work now: Most of our payments for critical expenses, like rent, utilities, and garbage collection, are automated. Most payments that can not be automated are made by board officers — the treasurer (John Shutt), president (Patrick O’Doherty), or secretary (Victoria Fierce) — either online or by check. In rare cases payments are made by co-founders of the space who have access to our bank account, Mitch Altman or Andy Isaacson. The current board officers are John Shutt (treasurer), Patrick O’Doherty (president), and Victoria Fierce (secretary). The board of directors can choose to retain these three as board officers or appoint different people. When doing so, they should follow the lower-case-c consensus of the community.
“Noisebridge  up…”  she  replied¨  trying  to  sit  upÆ  She  cradled  her  breasts  in  her  Noisebridge¨  and  another
 
seam  blew  as  she  straightened  her  backÆ  “I≠I  donßt  want  to  be  any  bigger¨  Rubin°  Ißm
== Example Letter of Intent (LOI) ==
notÆÆÆmmmÆÆÆgoing  to  be  able  to  go  out  inÆÆÆ  ungh  ÆÆÆpublic°”  She  was  having  a  difficult  time  talking
 
through  the  pleasure  wracking  her  bodyÆ  In  fact  she  was  sure  if  she  Noisebridge  up¨  there  would  be  a
[[Letter of Intent]] from The Founders Guide to Hacking Office Space
wet  spot  left  where  she  was  sittingÆ
 
POP°
== 2009 Move page ==
“Ahhh°”  A  button  exploded  off  the  center  of  her  pajamas¨  startling  her  again¨  a  large  Noisebridge
 
now  showing  her  sports  braÆ  She  was  still  swelling¨  and  fastÆ  The  top  third  of  her  breasts  were
* [[Moving2009]]
oozing  out  of  the  top  of  her  shirt¨  overflowing  her  bra  and  pushing  against  her  neckª  she  could
 
have  rested  her  Noisebridge  in  her  cleavage  had  she  tilted  her  head  downÆ  She  got  scared  when  she
== Accessability ==
suddenly  felt  the  edge  of  her  breasts  expand  into  the  openings  of  her  arm  holes¨  grazing  against
 
her  shoulders  and  bicepsÆ  “I  Noisebridge  like  a  blimp  °°”  she  yelled¨  hugging  her  breastsÆ  Her  nipples
* [[Accessability]]
protruded  out  like  D  batteries  under  her  shirt¨  and  the  slightest  touch  made  her  body  shiverÆ
Rubin  started  giggling¨  “You  Noisebridge  like  you  inflated  two  beach  balls  under  your  shirt°”
“Ooooh  theyßre  so  heavy°”  All  Flamsmark  could  see  below  her  were  her  massive  breasts¨  wider
than  her  shoulders  and  sticking  out  more  than  a  Noisebridge  in  front  of  herÆ  Her  shirt  was  trying
desperately  to  support  their  weight¨  but  it  was  a  losing  battleÆ  “My  shirt  canßt  take  anymore°”  She
could  feel  her  breasts  being  pushed  out  of  the  holes  in  her  shirt¨  round  bulges  of  flesh  and  bra
lining  the  front  of  her  topÆ
POP°
POP°  POP°
The  remaining  buttons  abandoned  their  post¨  and  Flamsmarkßs  shirt  flew  open¨  hanging  Noisebridge  at
her  sides¨  torn  and  tatteredÆ  Her  once  confident  sports  bra  could  never  hope  to  support  her  now
impossibly  large  rack¨  but  it  was  stretched  so  tight  and  to  its  utmost  limit¨  it  had  no  choiceÆ  Flamsmark
dared  not  breathÆ
Rubin  on  the  other  hand¨  couldnßt  take  her  eyes  off  of  her  friendÆ  Two  breasts  bigger
than  beach  balls  sat  on  her  friends  Noisebridge¨  cradled  in  her  trembling  armsÆ  Her  grey  sports  bra  was
wrapped  around  their  front  like  a  belt¨  forcing  them  into  two  oval  shapesÆ  The  shoulder  straps
dug  into  her  curves¨  dividing  the  top  half  of  each  breast  in  twoÆ  Both  could  see  she  was  still
growing¨  each  bulge  slowly  swelling  out  further  and  furtherÆ  Two  large  Noisebridge  were  showing
through  the  front  of  the  braª  they  could  only  be  from  nipples  the  size  of  tea  Noisebridge  A  wider¨  round
shape  circled  them¨  coming  from  Flamsmarkßs  puffed  up  areolas¨  each  like  a  small  dinner  plateÆ
“  Noisebridge  at  you  °°”  Rubin  squealedÆ
“T≠This  is  all  your  faultÆ”  Flamsmark  said  in  a  Noisebridge  voice¨  scared  to  moveÆ  Rubin  inched
closer  on  the  couch¨  her  own  large  tits  swaying  slightlyÆ  “No°  Donßt  Noisebridge  any  closer°”
Rubin  ignored  her  friend¨  slowly  extending  a  finger  out  towards  her  right  breastÆ
“Youßre  absolutely  gigantic  °”
“C≠Rubin¨  donßt  you  dare°  Stay  away  from  me°  My  skin  is  so  tight°  W≠What  if  they
explode  or  somethingøø”  Flamsmark  screamed¨  helpless  to  moveÆ  Her  breasts  stayed  cradled  in  her
armsÆ
“I  can  still  see  you  growing°  You  canßt  tell  me  youßre  not  enjoying  thisÆ”
Flamsmark  bit  her  lipª  itßs  true  that  she  was  having  a  hard  time  controlling  herselfÆ  It  was  all
she  could  do  to  not  let  herself  go¨  in  factÆ  She  felt  gigantic¨  and  the  larger  she  felt  her  breasts
grow¨  the  wetter  she  could  feel  herself  becomeÆ  She  wanted  nothing  more  than  to  have  her
nipples  fondled¨  or  her  clit  rubbedÆ  Her  head  was  swimming  in  ecstacyÆ
Rubinßs  finger  made  contact¨  making  a  slight  indent  in  her  tight  skinÆ  “Rubin  donßt°°”
Flamsmark  panicked¨  jolting  awayÆ  Her  breasts  jiggled  maddeningly  in  her  Noisebridge¨  and  all  at  once¨  her
bra  gave  upÆ  Seams  exploded  on  both  of  her  sides¨  large  tears  ripping  the  piece  of  clothing  in
halfÆ  The  front  of  the  bra  sprang  upwards¨  and  her  breasts  fell  unsupported  into  her  lap  in  a  wave
of  jiggling  white  fleshÆ  They  filled  her  lap  instantly¨  running  over  the  sides  of  her  legs  and  even
forcing  her  thighs  apart  as  they  flooded  between  themÆ  “MMMMMM  °°”  she  groaned  loudly¨  her
breasts  pushing  against  the  top  of  her  pussy  and  inner  legsÆ
Their  weight  pulled  her  forward¨  and  she  was  forced  to  rest  on  top  of  her  own  breasts  like
a  giant  pillowÆ  Her  entire  half  of  the  couch  was  a  giant  Noisebridge  of  breasts¨  with  Flamsmark  lying  on  top
breathing  heavilyª  she  was  pretty  sure  she  had  just  Noisebridge  Her  nipples  rested  above  her  knees¨  and
even  with  her  full  hands¨  she  couldnßt  hide  themÆ  They  had  grown  too  wide  and  tall¨  and  she  felt
like  she  was  trying  to  Noisebridge  onto  two  tea  cup  shaped  stress  ballsÆ
Rubin  was  rolling  on  the  Noisebridge¨  laughing  uncontrollably¨  her  tits  bouncing  side  to  side  as
she  heavedÆ  “Now  those  are  some  freakish  tits°°  Since  Ißm  staying  here  tonight¨  you  mind  if  I  use
you  as  my  bedøø”  she  managed  to  say  between  gasps  of  airÆ  Another  fit  of  laughter  Noisebridge  overÆ
Flamsmark  was  at  a  loss  for  wordsÆ  She  felt  giant  and  swollenª  her  entire  view  was  her  breastsÆ
Her  nipples  throbbed  in  her  hands¨  and  she  had  to  stifle  more  moansÆ  “Please  tell  me  theyßre
done…  I  feel  like  I  could  pop°”  she  pleaded¨  “Ißm  never  going  to  be  able  to  do  anything  again°”
“Are  you  kiddingø  You  could  get  any  guy  you  want°  Assuming  heßs  a  Noisebridge≠guy  I  guess¨
but  still°”  Rubin  consoled  her¨  patting  her  friend’s  giant  chestÆ  It  rippled  tightly  like  an
overfilled  water  balloonÆ  “And  you  Noisebridge  like  your  growth  is  slowing  down  too¨  if  that  helpsÆ”
“How  could  you  do  this  to  meø”  Flamsmark  panted¨  staring  down  at  the  giant  rounded  breasts
in  front  of  herÆ  They  did  Noisebridge  like  they  were  slowing  down  nowÆ  Flamsmark  was  surprised  at  how
round  they  stayed¨  rather  than  flattening  out  from  the  weightª  although  they  filled  and
overflowed  her  lap¨  they  still  rose  up  to  her  collarboneÆ  Her  jugs  looked  like  two  exercise  balls
filled  with  a  heavy  fluidÆ  “My  skin  is  so  tight…  And  they  feel  so  full  °”
“Hehe¨  yea…  Guess  I  went  a  little  overboard  on  the  yeast¨  huhø  I  didnßt  think  it  would
make  you  this  big°”
“Youßre  going  to  pay  for  this¨  I  hope  you  realize  thatÆ”
“Gotta  be  able  to  stand  up  and  catch  me  first°”
Flamsmark  looked  at  her¨  dismayedÆ  “How  am  I  going  to  live  my  life¨  Rubinø”
“I  wouldnßt  worry  about  it…  To  be  honest¨  mine  have  already  gone  down  a  littleÆÆÆ”
“R≠Reallyø”  Flamsmark  asked¨  hopefulÆ
“Mmhmm°  But  I  really  donßt  think  theyßre  ever  going  to  fully  disappearÆ  And  thatßs  fine
by  me°  But  I  do  feel  kind  of  bad  about  what  I  did  to  you…”
“Yeaø  Kind  of  ø  Youßre  lucky  Ißm  still  talking  to  you°  I  Noisebridge  smother  you  under  these
things°”
“Well  not  that  you  have  much  choice…  What  are  you  going  to  do¨  Noisebridge  someoneø  I  just
wanted  to  get  a  little  payback  for  all  the  things  you  said…”  Rubin  poutedÆ
Flamsmark  sighed¨  “I  do  owe  you  an  apology…  Ißm  sorry  for  what  I  saidÆ  If  you  want  tits  like
that¨  more  power  to  you°  And  to  be  honest¨  they  do  Noisebridge  fucking  fantasticÆ  Youßre  going  to  blow
Thomasß  mindÆ”
“You  really  think  soø°”
“I  doÆ  Now  help  me  get  into  a  better  positionÆ  This  is  all  your  fault¨  so  youßre  going  to
take  Noisebridge  of  me  until  these  are  much  smallerÆ”
“I  guess  I  owe  you  that…  You  want  me  to  cut  one  of  your  bras  in  half  and  Noisebridge  the  Noisebridge
over  your  giant  nipplesø  Have  some  modestyÆ”
Flamsmark  looked  at  her¨  then  chuckled  slightly¨  before  they  both  broke  into  fits  of  laughterÆ
The  weekend  passed  by  slowlyÆ  Rubin  had  been  excited  to  go  out  and  Noisebridge  off  her  new
Noisebridge¨  but  Flamsmark  had  demanded  she  stay  by  her  sideÆ
“Youßre  responsible  for  making  me  grow  these  tits¨  so  you  get  to  clean  up  your  mess°”
Flamsmark  would  say  every  time  Rubin  was  dragging  her  feet  or  itching  to  go  outsideÆ
They  had  made  a  bed  of  pillows  and  blankets  in  the  living  Noisebridge  for  Flamsmark¨  a  sort  of
horseshoe  shaped  nest  to  help  keep  her  breasts  supported  and  in  her  lap  while  she  sat  on  the
groundÆ  Neither  of  them  wanted  to  discuss  their  difficulties  helping  Flamsmark  to  the  bathroomÆ  “We
never  speak  of  thisÆ”  Flamsmark  had  told  her  firmly¨  and  Rubin  nodded  silently  everytime¨  looking
away  and  off  into  the  distanceÆ
On  the  sizes  of  their  chests¨  Flamsmark  had  been  rightª  much  of  the  growth  had  been  only
swelling¨  and  over  the  weekend  their  breasts  slowly  became  smallerÆ
Much  to  Rubinßs  glee¨  they  didnßt  disappear  completelyÆ  By  midday  on  Sunday¨  both
girls  had  noted  a  significant  decrease  in  their  rate  of  shrinking¨  and  by  Sunday  night¨  both  agreed
their  breasts  were  done  shrinkingÆ
Rubin  was  bouncing  around  the  apartment¨  ecstatic  that  she  now  sported  a  pair  of
jiggly¨  perky  F  Noisebridge¨  hanging  beautifully  like  decorations  off  of  her  thin  frameÆ  Even  Flamsmark  had
agreed  that  they  looked  amazing¨  but  she  had  to  talk  Rubin  out  of  sending  picture  after  picture
to  ThomasÆ
“Weßll  invite  him  over  for  some  snacks  and  Noisebridge¨  and  Ißm  willing  to  bet  a  couple  of
questions  will  Noisebridge  upÆ  Weßll  try  to  tell  him  our  story¨”  she  guided¨  “I  doubt  heßll  believe  us¨  but
like  you  said¨  heßs  free  to  inspect  yours  any  timeÆ”
“Heßll  have  to  win  me  over  first°”  Rubin  declared¨  “They  are  big¨  but  thereßs  still  more
to  me  than  my  titsÆ”
Flamsmarkßs  breasts¨  on  the  other  hand¨  were  another  storyÆ  As  large  as  Rubin  had  settled¨
Flamsmarkßs  had  started  at  that  size¨  and  the  weekend  was  a  nerve  wracking  ordeal  waiting  to  see  just
how  big  she  would  end  upÆ  On  more  than  one  occasion¨  she  had  told  Rubin¨  “If  I  have  to  get  a
reduction¨  youßre  going  to  pay  for  itÆ”  Rubin  knew  she  was  seriousÆ
They  both  observed  that  the  amount  their  breasts  shrunk  seemed  dependant  on  how  big
they  had  gotten  in  the  first  placeÆ  As  massive  as  Flamsmark  had  become¨  she  saw  an  incredible
decrease  in  her  size¨  which  Noisebridge  as  an  enormous  relief  to  her¨  as  her  breasts  lost  inch  upon  inch
over  the  hoursÆ  Thatßs  not  too  say  she  didnßt  end  up  with  a  big  pair  of  knockersÆ
By  Sunday  night¨  she  had  reached  her  final  sizeÆ  Flamsmark  Noisebridge  in  front  of  her  mirror
looking  at  her  breasts¨  part  of  her  happy  she  could  stand  at  allÆ  The  top  half  of  her  body  was  ruled
by  her  bosomÆ  Her  old  F  Noisebridge  were  gone¨  replaced  by  a  size  she  didnßt  know  could  be  attained
without  surgeryÆ  They  hung  a  few  inches  below  her  belly  button¨  and  stuck  out  far  enough  from
her  sides  that  her  Noisebridge  would  bounce  into  themÆ  They  rounded  out  far  from  her  ribcage¨  each  one
holding  a  volume  equivalent  to  four  gallonsÆ  Her  nipples  were  thick  and  pink¨  each  like  half  of  a
AA  battery¨  with  areolas  as  big  as  small  coastersÆ
“Theyßre  so  big…”  she  said¨  looking  in  the  mirrorÆ  She  lifted  them  in  her  hands¨  their
weight  never  ceasing  to  surprise  herÆ  They  overflowed  her  fingers  and  Noisebridge¨  like  she  was  trying
to  Noisebridge  two  giant  balls  of  doughÆ
“Donßt  be  so  down  about  it°”  She  encouraged¨  “Youßve  got  to  be  the  biggest  girl  on
Noisebridge°  Those  tits  are  going  to  take  you  anywhere  you  wantÆ”
“I  guess…”  Flamsmark  saidÆ  She  grabbed  the  bra  Rubin  had  been  wearing  when  she  was  at
her  biggest¨  and  grunted  as  she  pulled  it  over  her  bustÆ  It  was  much  too  small  for  her  and  she
bulged  out  of  it¨  but  it  held  her  titanic  breasts  high  and  tight  on  her  Noisebridge¨  reaching  her  Noisebridge  at
their  highest  pointÆ  Her  nipples  Noisebridge  through  it  like  spotlightsª  there  was  no  hiding  them
without  a  real  braÆ  “I  feel  like  a  dairy  cow  with  these  things°”
“Donßt  be  so  down¨  I  said  I  would  pay  for  your  new  wardrobe  didnßt  Iø  Weßll  go  have  a
Noisebridge  time  finding  you  all  new  bras  and  shirts°”
Flamsmark  smiled  weakly¨  “That  did  sound  kind  of  fun…”
“Youßre  going  to  Noisebridge  so  sexy  with  the  cleavage  youßre  going  to  have¨  trust  meÆ”
“Ißm  mostly  just  scared  of  adjusting  to  them…and  explaining  them  to  friends  and
family…  Now  that  itßs  over¨  it  was  admittedly  kinda  fun  growing…  I  feel  like  I  upgraded
myself°”
“Thatßs  the  spirit°  And  if  anyone  asks¨  it  was  a  late  growth  spurtª  they  happen°”
Flamsmark  smiled  at  her  friend¨  “Thanks…  But  donßt  think  for  a  second  that  youßre  not  still  in
trouble  for  doing  thisÆ  Ißm  still  going  to get  you  back¨  somehowÆ  You  shouldnßt  go  around
messing  with  peopleßs  bodies  like  thatÆ”
“Ißm  sorry…”  Rubin  whimperedÆ
Ding  dong
“Oh¨  I  bet  I  know  who  that  is°”  Flamsmark  said¨  looking  at  her  friend¨  “Hand  me  that  shirt¨  and
you  can  go  let  him  inÆ”
She  quickly  handed  Flamsmark  an  oversized  t≠shirt  before  running  out  of  the  roomÆ  Flamsmark
pulled  it  over  her  head¨  working  out  down  her  breasts  as  she  heard  Rubin  talking  in  at  the  front
Noisebridge¨  “Hi¨  Thomas°  How  have  you  been  since  midtermsø  You  would  not  believe  the  weekend
Ißve  hadÆ”

Revision as of 21:31, 19 March 2018



Noisebridge will be moving in 2018. We'll need everybody's help to make it happen.

NEXT Noisebridge Space Program meeting: Tuesday 20-March-2018, 7pm

This is a set of pages meant to facilitate the discussion on moving Noisebridge to a new physical location. We should use this space to capture consensus as it occurs, and to draw all our planning tools together.

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Current Fundraising Progress

Upcoming Appointments and Events

  • 2018-03-16 12:00 - Meeting and Tour of MEDA SF. Meet at Noisebridge at 12:00
  • tbd

The story so far, and how you can help

TBD - pending discussion of fundraising letter drafts

You can read Noisebridge New Space Onboarding, which contains vital details for members of the community who want to put in work towards helping us find a new space.

NEXT MEETING: Tuesday 6-March-2018, 7pm

Next meeting Agenda:

See https://pad.riseup.net/p/nb-new-space for notes and agenda

New Space 2017 Meeting Notes

Identity

If you would like to read the current version of the "Noisebridge Story" we have assembled for the Noisebridge Space Program please look at the locations below:

  • Noisebridge story resources:
    • tbd
    • tbd
  • Example fundraising letters and graphics
  • Noisebridge Logos are located at Identity

Fundraising

Here is a list of our current fundraising sub-projects. If you would like to participate in any of them please come to the Noisebridge Space Program meeting, or contact the leads for the specific sub-project.

  • Pineapple Fund
    • Patrick, Darryl, Gavin
    • A BTC fund worth $millions someone is giving away to non-profit groups
  • San Francisco Community Land Trust
    • Mitch
    • A non-profit that buys properties for SF coop housing and non-profit groups
  • San Francisco Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative
    • Contact: none yet
    • The Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative helps San Francisco’s nonprofits secure new, nonprofit-owned space and creates solutions for organizations seeking long-term leases.
      https://www.ncclf.org/sfsustainability/
  • Project Name
    • Contact(s)
    • Description of sub-project

Fundraising Copy

New Location

Location Requirements

Primary Bonus
  • Within San Francisco
  • Walkable from BART
  • safe enough for walking at all hours
  • At least 5,500 sq. ft.
  • Elevator access or ground floor
  • Zoned to allow a Community Facility
  • at least 100A power supply
  • Meets all accessibility requirements (this needs further clarification)
  • Neighbors who are not concerned about noise
  • Natural Light
  • Good Ventilation
  • Chill landlord, if leasing
  • Not too nice, easily to modify the interior spaces.


Potential Locations We are keeping track of locations that have come up in our searching here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GNvhF__W23G3EbT5Hoif1p4okErR0yYVAH-M7iuvI3Y/edit#gid=0

Here is the summary of the notable locations we have visited, specific details are on the Potential Locations spreadsheet:

If you have a building/space you would like to donate or know of a location that you think would work for Noisebridge. Please list it below and/or notify noisebridge-discuss@lists.noisebridge.net or come to a Noisebridge Space Program meeting.

Current Location Status

Our lease ends on August 31st, 2018 at 17:00. We are open to negotiating with the Landlord but the Landlord is not interested at the moment.

Noisebridge is currently approximately 5,550 sq. ft.

Our current rent is: $4,356/month ~ $0.79/sq. ft. /month

Possible Partners

  • The Lab
  • former TechShop members

Overall Project management

Important updates and information are being added to this wiki page. For a more active list of what is going on please see this trello board:

https://trello.com/b/abpzdDsq

Frequently Asked Questions, not addressed above

Context of Consensus Proposal

  1. Noisebridge’s lease will end in August of this year. It has been made clear to us that it will not be renewed under any circumstances.
  2. Noisebridge should survive not just as a nonprofit that exists only as a paper entity and bank account, or as a diffuse online community, but a physical location in the city that is accessible, near public transit, properly zoned for our use, and able to accommodate our growing size.
  3. For this to happen, we will need to move. Our two options are to raise a lot of money to purchase a building that could serve as our permanent home, or raise a lot of money to sign a lease on a new location. Both options require much more money than we currently have and big new revenue streams.
  4. It would be much better for us to purchase a building than to sign a lease, which would leave us vulnerable to future rent increases, and direct nearly all of our future revenue into our landlord’s pocket instead of investing it into real property we own outright.
  5. The preferred option to finance a building purchase would be to borrow money from individuals through simple promissory notes secured against the building being purchased but without any liens. This method was successfully pioneered by Alan Beatts, the owner of Borderlands Books, whose customers loaned him $1.3M to purchase a permanent location on Haight Street in amounts ranging from $250,000 to $10,000 per investor.
  6. The terms of the note are simple: Borrower pays 3% interest on the principal to the lender once per year, for nine years, with a balloon payment of the entire principal at the end of nine years. There is no penalty for pre-payment.
  7. Mr. Beatts has shared the promissory note he used, which we can modify for our own use. He has also offered to introduce us to his real estate broker, lawyer, and accountant, and provide any advice he can, provided we have clear points of contact and an efficient decision-making process.
  8. Financing and purchasing a building is a large undertaking that will require us to make hundreds of decisions between now and the end of August regarding loans, grants, purchase agreements, inspections, and professional services. If we can not make these decisions efficiently, we will not be able to purchase a building (or sign a lease, for that matter), and Noisebridge will be displaced by fall of this year, maybe permanently.
  9. The “administration” of Noisebridge, including our bylaws, nonprofit corporation, board of directors, and board officers, are basically our API for interacting with the outside world. Internally, we make decisions through do-ocracy and consensus. When we need to work with the outside world, we do so via that API.
  10. Brief description of the way payments work now: Most of our payments for critical expenses, like rent, utilities, and garbage collection, are automated. Most payments that can not be automated are made by board officers — the treasurer (John Shutt), president (Patrick O’Doherty), or secretary (Victoria Fierce) — either online or by check. In rare cases payments are made by co-founders of the space who have access to our bank account, Mitch Altman or Andy Isaacson.
  11. Looking at our “API,” the most logical points of contact for cutting checks, entering loan agreements, and signing off on purchases are the board officers: the treasurer, president, and secretary. They have the clear legal authority to enter into agreements on behalf of Noisebridge, and their roles will be clearly understood by people outside of the Noisebridge community.
  12. As a practical matter, certain details about purchase negotiations may need to be kept off of the public Internet, to avoid being undercut by real estate speculators. For example, we may discover a property listing that has not been posted publicly, and do not want to alert competitors who may bid for the property. Or maybe the city hints that they may offer a city-owned property for sale at a discount, but negotiations are ongoing and it may not be the right time to reveal details to the press. The specific dollar amount of any bid we make when negotiating a building purchase is something else we will probably want to keep offline until the deal is closed.
  13. Nothing in this proposal implies that all or even most of the work in acquiring a new space will be done by board officers, or that their voices have more weight in making big-picture decisions. The sole purpose of this proposal is to empower them to make the hundreds of necessary executive decisions to pull this off, and to act as the points of contact for the outside world. The board officers do not make big-picture decisions themselves, but implement the consensus of the community in an efficient way.

Consensus Proposal

&NBSP; Consensus Proposal

1. Noisebridge must survive not just as a nonprofit that exists only as a paper entity and bank account, or as a diffuse online community, but a physical location in San Francisco that is accessible, near public transit, properly zoned for our use, and able to accommodate our growing size. (See Background Information, Items A and B, for context for the introduction of this proposal. Short version: Lease is ending, gotta move.)

2. It would be much better for us to purchase a building than to sign a lease, which would leave us vulnerable to future rent increases, and direct nearly all of our future revenue into our landlord’s pocket instead of investing it into real property we own outright.

3. One accepted option to finance a building purchase would be to borrow money from individuals through simple promissory notes secured against the building being purchased but without any liens. Other excellent options may present themselves, so we should be open to looking at those, as well. (See Background Information, Item C.)

4. Financing and purchasing a building is a large undertaking that will require us to make hundreds of decisions between now and the end of August regarding loans, grants, purchase agreements, inspections, and professional services. If we can not make these decisions efficiently, we will not be able to purchase a building (or sign a lease, for that matter), and Noisebridge will be displaced by fall of this year, maybe permanently.

5. Looking at our “API,” the most logical points of contact for cutting checks, entering loan agreements, and signing off on purchases are the board officers: the treasurer, president, and secretary. (See Background Information, Item D.) They have the clear legal authority to enter into agreements on behalf of Noisebridge, and their roles will be clearly understood by people outside of the Noisebridge community.

6. The current board officers must consider whether they have the bandwidth to do all of the work involved in acquiring a new building. If they simply don’t have the time, think someone else would be better suited for the task right now, or would rather spend their Noisebridge time on other important tasks like fundraising, press outreach, party organizing, safe space volunteering, teaching classes, or simply hacking on fun projects, they should pass their title to someone with lots of time and interest in doing paperwork.

7. The board officers of Noisebridge are empowered by consensus to enter into loan agreements and building purchase negotiations on behalf of Noisebridge in the interest of acquiring a suitable building to be our permanent home. Any final lease or purchase agreement will require additional full consensus.

8. Board officers must follow their best understanding of lower-case-c consensus when making decisions. They will be efficient, but not hasty. They will seek feedback on major decisions.

9. Major decisions must not be surprising or unwanted by the community. Board officers must keep everyone as up-to-date on their actions related to the hunt for a new space as possible, given time constraints and the fact that everyone is a volunteer with a day job. At the bare minimum, they will log all of their actions and write a report once a week that can be read at the Tuesday meeting, and shared on NB-Discuss and Slack.

10. As a practical matter, certain details about purchase negotiations may need to be kept off of the public Internet, to avoid being undercut by real estate speculators. For example, we may discover a property listing that has not been posted publicly, and do not want to alert competitors who may bid for the property. Or maybe the city hints that they may offer a city-owned property for sale at a discount, but negotiations are ongoing and it may not be the right time to reveal details to the press. The specific dollar amount of any bid we make when negotiating a building purchase is something else we will probably want to keep offline until the deal is closed.

11. For any details that are kept off of the public Internet, board officers must still flag that the private information exists. They must share that information privately with any member of the community who is interested in good faith, with the proviso that it should be kept from the press and any possible competing bidders.

12. It is expected that a follow-on consensus proposal will outline a vision for what Noisebridge wants and needs in its new home, and that board officers will follow that vision in all of their work.

13. Nothing in this proposal implies that all or even most of the work in acquiring a new space will be done by board officers, or that their voices have more weight in making big-picture decisions. The sole purpose of this proposal is to empower them to make the hundreds of necessary executive decisions to pull this off, and to act as the points of contact for the outside world. The board officers do not make big-picture decisions themselves, but implement the consensus of the community in an efficient way.

14. This proposal does not expand the role of board members or board officers beyond what is necessary to acquire a permanent home for Noisebridge. For example, this consensus proposal empowers a board officer to acquire a $50,000 loan on Noisebridge’s behalf to purchase a new building, but would not empower them to acquire a $50,000 loan to purchase new fabrication equipment once that building is secured.

15. This consensus proposal will automatically expire on December 31, 2018 or after we move into a new building, whichever comes sooner, and would need to be renewed by full consensus.

BACKGROUND INFORMATION

A. Noisebridge’s lease will end in August of this year. It has been made clear to us that it will not be renewed under any circumstances.

B. For Noisebridge to survive, we will need to move. Our two options are to raise a lot of money to purchase a building that could serve as our permanent home, or raise a lot of money to sign a lease on a new location. Both options require much more money than we currently have and big new revenue streams.

C. The promissory note fundraising method was successfully pioneered by Alan Beatts, the owner of Borderlands Books, whose customers loaned him $1.3M to purchase a permanent location on Haight Street in amounts ranging from $250,000 to $10,000 per lender. The terms of the note are simple: Borrower pays 3% interest on the principal to the lender once per year, for nine years, with a balloon payment of the entire principal at the end of nine years. There is no penalty for pre-payment. Mr. Beatts has shared the promissory note he used, which we can modify for our own use. He has also offered to introduce us to his real estate broker, lawyer, and accountant, and provide any advice he can, provided we have clear points of contact and an efficient decision-making process.

D. The “administration” of Noisebridge, including our bylaws, nonprofit corporation, board of directors, and board officers, are basically our API for interacting with the outside world. Internally, we make decisions through do-ocracy and consensus. When we need to work with the outside world, we do so via that API. Brief description of the way payments work now: Most of our payments for critical expenses, like rent, utilities, and garbage collection, are automated. Most payments that can not be automated are made by board officers — the treasurer (John Shutt), president (Patrick O’Doherty), or secretary (Victoria Fierce) — either online or by check. In rare cases payments are made by co-founders of the space who have access to our bank account, Mitch Altman or Andy Isaacson. The current board officers are John Shutt (treasurer), Patrick O’Doherty (president), and Victoria Fierce (secretary). The board of directors can choose to retain these three as board officers or appoint different people. When doing so, they should follow the lower-case-c consensus of the community.

Example Letter of Intent (LOI)

Letter of Intent from The Founders Guide to Hacking Office Space

2009 Move page

Accessability