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When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.

"If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there." -Steen
"I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness." -skye

"Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home." -Jake

"Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke." -aestetix

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