Quotes

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When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.

  • Steen: If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.
  • Skye: I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.
  • Jake: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.
  • aestetix : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.
  • Jake: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.
  • anonymous: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.
  • Dr. Jesus: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.
  • Valkyrie`: eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!
    Valkyrie`: It's a little surreal.
  • Valkyrie`: So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.
  • Martyn: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com
    Martyn: You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it
    Atala: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."
  • leif: It's not as wiki as it could be.
  • vniow: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut
    Dr. Jesus: vniow: I don't think you're a slut
    vniow: i've slept with ceren too, as of last night
    Dr. Jesus: ok, now I do
  • alienvenom: '/win goto #gaysf
    alienvenom :err
    alienvenom: wow
    alienvenom: uh
    alienvenom: everyone type /clear now please :)
    alienvenom: :-\