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When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.
- Steen: If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.
- Skye: I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.
- Jake: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.
- aestetix : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.
- Jake: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.
- anonymous: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.
- Dr. Jesus: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.
- Valkyrie`: eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!
Valkyrie`: It's a little surreal. - Valkyrie`: So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.
- Martyn: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com
Martyn: You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it
Atala: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."
- leif: It's not as wiki as it could be.
- vniow: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut
Dr. Jesus: vniow: I don't think you're a slut
vniow: i've slept with ceren too, as of last night
Dr. Jesus: ok, now I do
- alienvenom: '/win goto #gaysf
alienvenom: err
alienvenom: wow
alienvenom: uh
alienvenom: everyone type /clear now please :)
alienvenom: :-\
- aestetix: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?
- ryanc-: i need more sex toys
vniow: me too
- San : "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"