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==Rayc==
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N.I.P.: Noisebridge Improvement Project; let's nip Noisebridge on the butt.
 
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Rayc lives at Noisebridge. He doesn't always sleep here, but when he does he feels entitled as fuck. '''He tells people he works for Noisebridge and thus is allowed to sleep here.''' He decides who else is allowed. He gives everyone tours, he's giving one right now as I write this, and as usual 90% of wat he is telling people is cringe-inducingly absurd bogus nonsense. He is frequently obviously under the influence of substances of the "upper" variety, and exhibits classic tweaker behaviors like constant reorganizing and "soldering" with plastic (making hella toxic fumes, wtf, please ask him to stop). Rayc obviously means well, but sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. Rayc should stop trying to improve Noisebridge infrastructure, stop giving tours, and generally LURK MOAR (aka stfu and chill the fuck out). - Anonymous
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Really Awesome Yet Casual.
 
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* I hadooped the above text, did a Bayesian analysis of the memes... DING DING DING its JustinDoerr!  Are you still sore Rayc freaked out when you sat on him?  I think you need to chill a little. - Anonymous
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This page is to track projects currently being contributed to here at Noise-bridge.  
** Nope, Chuck Testa. Adversarial stylometry is hard, but I'm barely trying here. - Anonymous
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* I, for one, want to say I love rayc' tours. If you have a specific criticism, please mention it, so we can perpetuate awesome institutional culture for newcomers and learn from each other, but it seems to me that rayc always gives tours, when no one else is willing to, that, if nothing else, leave first-time visitors excited and inspired. Whatever other bullshit falls out of his mouth, who cares? People can figure out the rest for themselves, right? As long as they're here and willing to contribute and learn. And that's what rayc' tours do. - Eric
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ROACH TRAPS; PLUG ALL OF THE LITTLE CRACKS IN THE KITCHEN.  
** The biggest problem with his tours is that they frequently can give people the (accurate) impression there is a tweaker who thinks he's in charge of the place, which is not particularly welcoming (except to tweakers). - Anonymous
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**And, yes, he could be a bit more circumspect about TMI'ing dirty laundry for newcomers. - Eric
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Get rid of all extra crap.  
* someone really unchill posted a lot of crap about long time Noisebridge volunteer Rayc. I certainly DO NOT agree with everything Rayc does, but I can't imagine any sane person thinking he is unwanted or is an 'Oogle'. Justin Doerr if you really think Rayc should be escorted from the space, please make one of your hilarious long winded without end rambling tangential requests at the next weekly meeting, so we can laugh at you. - Anonymous
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** I did not say he should be escorted out, I said he should lurk moar. Calling him a "long time Noisebridge volunteer" does not address any of the issues above. - Anonymous
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Continuous Cleaning involves:
** ok fine. Let's agree Rayc is NOT an oogle / occupier / squatter / hobo.  I wouldn't mind telling him he needs to chill out a bit.  I will ask him verbally at next opportunity.
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1. Clearing off counters of unused items and putting them in their appropriate place.
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2. Sweeping the floors (the main and laser engraver's room).
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3. Moping the floors (main and laser engraver room's).
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4. Organizing the library.
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5. Cleaning the restrooms.
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6. Taking out the garbage and recycling.
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7. Doing Laundry
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NOISEBRIDGE FLOOR PLAN MEASURE BY SQUARE FEET
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CALENDAR FOR TASKS
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- GARBAGE EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY
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SIGNS
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NO SLEEPING AT NOISEBRIDGE in case you didn't know
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If you are smoking on the sidewalk, which is the right place to do so, please make sure the glass doors are both shut, to prevent smoke from coming up the stairs into Noisebridge.
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DO NOT GO ON THE FIRE ESCAPE UNLESS YOU ARE ESCAPING A FIRE.
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- GARBAGE AND RECYCLING GOES OUT MONDAY AND THURSDAY
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- SWEEPING HAPPENS
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- Hack'a'thons happen here
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- Math is sexy
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- Please leave any negativity at the door
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- Be excellent and help keep this place clean
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- This is a classroom and not a trashroom
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- If you need help grabbing a book please ask a person around you
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- Hack the planet
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SCHEDULE FOR WHEN AND WHAT TO VOLUNTEER FOR
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Cleaning day with food provided by Tastebridge.
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NOISELAND PLANNING (THE ONLINE NOISEBRIDGE)
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- TIME SLOTS AND VOLUNTEERING
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- REWARD KEEPING
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- SHOW PROJECT SLIDE SHOW ON THE FRONT TERMINAL
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- CLEANING - MAINTENANCE - COSTS - CALENDAR: RECURRING / NON-RECURRING - CURRENT BOOKS AT THE BRIDGE - QR CODES - HACK'A'THONS
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THE CURTAIN PROJECT
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Recurring Items
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Sudo Pop
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"ALL THINGS HEAT"
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- GO THROUGH NOISEBRIDGE AND LOOK FOR COLD AREAS; THINK OF SOLUTIONS THEM
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- CLOSE OFF THE SKYLIGHTS AT CELING LEVEL
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- INSULATED CURTAINS
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FLOOR LEVEL SWEEP FOR THE FRONT DOOR TO PREVENT A DRAFT FROM THE BOTTOM
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DOORS ON THE CLASSROOMS AND SHOPS
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CURTAIN FOR THE CHURCH CLASSROOM
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<br>
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EVENTS AT NOISEBRIDGE
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<br>
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Quarterly Hack'o'thons
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<br>
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Monthly Projects show off day
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<br>
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Notes:
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Fire extinguishers in accessible places.
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- Noisebridge greeting terminal that can play videos and slideshows of projects and of the space, map, etc.  
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- Check in system.
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Recommendations on how to use the space.
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Charging station
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Printing Station
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Donate Phone Booth
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Recommendations and Guidelines for use of the space (attached to the side of the welcome piece.)
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Print Guidelines for the Space
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Create human resources binder.
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Revision as of 22:37, 21 February 2012

N.I.P.: Noisebridge Improvement Project; let's nip Noisebridge on the butt.
Really Awesome Yet Casual.
This page is to track projects currently being contributed to here at Noise-bridge.
ROACH TRAPS; PLUG ALL OF THE LITTLE CRACKS IN THE KITCHEN.
Get rid of all extra crap.
Continuous Cleaning involves:
1. Clearing off counters of unused items and putting them in their appropriate place.
2. Sweeping the floors (the main and laser engraver's room).
3. Moping the floors (main and laser engraver room's).
4. Organizing the library.
5. Cleaning the restrooms.
6. Taking out the garbage and recycling.
7. Doing Laundry
NOISEBRIDGE FLOOR PLAN MEASURE BY SQUARE FEET
CALENDAR FOR TASKS
- GARBAGE EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY

SIGNS
NO SLEEPING AT NOISEBRIDGE in case you didn't know
If you are smoking on the sidewalk, which is the right place to do so, please make sure the glass doors are both shut, to prevent smoke from coming up the stairs into Noisebridge.
DO NOT GO ON THE FIRE ESCAPE UNLESS YOU ARE ESCAPING A FIRE.
- GARBAGE AND RECYCLING GOES OUT MONDAY AND THURSDAY
- SWEEPING HAPPENS
- Hack'a'thons happen here
- Math is sexy
- Please leave any negativity at the door
- Be excellent and help keep this place clean
- This is a classroom and not a trashroom
- If you need help grabbing a book please ask a person around you
- Hack the planet

SCHEDULE FOR WHEN AND WHAT TO VOLUNTEER FOR
Cleaning day with food provided by Tastebridge.
NOISELAND PLANNING (THE ONLINE NOISEBRIDGE)
- TIME SLOTS AND VOLUNTEERING
- REWARD KEEPING
- SHOW PROJECT SLIDE SHOW ON THE FRONT TERMINAL
- CLEANING - MAINTENANCE - COSTS - CALENDAR: RECURRING / NON-RECURRING - CURRENT BOOKS AT THE BRIDGE - QR CODES - HACK'A'THONS
THE CURTAIN PROJECT
Recurring Items
Sudo Pop
"ALL THINGS HEAT"
- GO THROUGH NOISEBRIDGE AND LOOK FOR COLD AREAS; THINK OF SOLUTIONS THEM
- CLOSE OFF THE SKYLIGHTS AT CELING LEVEL
- INSULATED CURTAINS
FLOOR LEVEL SWEEP FOR THE FRONT DOOR TO PREVENT A DRAFT FROM THE BOTTOM
DOORS ON THE CLASSROOMS AND SHOPS
CURTAIN FOR THE CHURCH CLASSROOM


EVENTS AT NOISEBRIDGE
Quarterly Hack'o'thons
Monthly Projects show off day



Notes:
Fire extinguishers in accessible places.
- Noisebridge greeting terminal that can play videos and slideshows of projects and of the space, map, etc.
- Check in system.
Recommendations on how to use the space.
Charging station
Printing Station
Donate Phone Booth
Recommendations and Guidelines for use of the space (attached to the side of the welcome piece.)
Print Guidelines for the Space
Create human resources binder.

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