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= Plans =
 
= Plans =
  
We are going to carpool to Tahoe a motley crue of Pirates and goth girl snowboarders. There will be pirate flags. There will be men wearing thick coats of make-up hugging other men. There will be cleopatra black eyeliner on people's pet dogs and children and fortysomething punks ranting about anarchy and death metal. We will absorb the 5lowershop warehouse crew in the process. There will be transgender vegan meals. Someone will find a way to make waterproof fishnet gloves. Someone will invent the first stiletto snowboarding heels for men.
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We are going to carpool to Tahoe a motley crue of Pirates and goth girl snowboarders. There will be pirate flags. There will be men wearing thick coats of make-up hugging other men. There will be cleopatra black eyeliner on people's pet dogs and children and fortysomething punks ranting about anarchy and death metal. We will absorb the 5lowershop warehouse crew in the process. There will be transgendered vegan meals. Someone will find a way to make waterproof fishnet gloves. Someone will invent the first stiletto snowboarding heels for men.
  
 
== Cinematic Moments ==
 
* At some point there will be some kind of cinematic event with women in black lipstick floating down the mountain as the guys give each other manicures in the lodge.
 
* A heteronormative man will dance around a pole to Bauhaus.
 
 
= Language =
 
 
The official Noisebridge Snowboarding language will be a pidgin mash of Hawaiian pidgin, Russian, antifa German, and literary pseudo Russian phrases from the Clockwork Orange film.
 
 
We will keep a list of political phrases here in this new bastard dialect here on the wiki.
 
 
== Noisebridge Snow Pidgin ==
 
 
* '''NoiseDROOG''' - Noisebridge Comrade
 
* '''Hana Hou Pow''' a repetition of a highly excellent snow fall weather pattern / recursive snowfall
 
  
 
= Social Engineering Excellence =  
 
= Social Engineering Excellence =  
  
 
This involves a lot of weird s***t that will freak out all the people, especially straight guys into action sports, but it will be ok in the end because we're just so fun and adorable.
 
This involves a lot of weird s***t that will freak out all the people, especially straight guys into action sports, but it will be ok in the end because we're just so fun and adorable.

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