Difference between revisions of "Snowboarding"

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We will keep a list of political phrases here in this new bastard dialect here on the wiki.
 
We will keep a list of political phrases here in this new bastard dialect here on the wiki.
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* '''NoiseDROOG''' - Noisebridge Comrade
  
 
= Social Engineering Excellence =  
 
= Social Engineering Excellence =  
  
 
This involves a lot of weird s***t that will freak out all the people, especially straight guys into action sports, but it will be ok in the end because we're just so fun and adorable.
 
This involves a lot of weird s***t that will freak out all the people, especially straight guys into action sports, but it will be ok in the end because we're just so fun and adorable.

Revision as of 02:40, 11 November 2013

Plans

We are going to carpool to Tahoe a motley crue of Pirates and goth girl snowboarders. There will be pirate flags. There will be men wearing thick coats of make-up hugging other men. There will be cleopatra black eyeliner on people's pet dogs and children and fortysomething punks ranting about anarchy and death metal. We will absorb the 5lowershop warehouse crew in the process. There will be transgendered vegan meals. Someone will find a way to make waterproof fishnet gloves. Someone will invent the first stiletto snowboarding heels for men.


Language

The official Noisebridge Snowboarding language will be a pidgin mash of Hawaiian pidgin, Russian, antifa German, and literary pseudo Russian phrases from the Clockwork Orange film.

We will keep a list of political phrases here in this new bastard dialect here on the wiki.


  • NoiseDROOG - Noisebridge Comrade

Social Engineering Excellence

This involves a lot of weird s***t that will freak out all the people, especially straight guys into action sports, but it will be ok in the end because we're just so fun and adorable.