We are going to carpool to Tahoe a motley crue of Pirates and goth girl snowboarders. There will be pirate flags. There will be men wearing thick coats of make-up hugging other men. There will be cleopatra black eyeliner on people's pet dogs and children and fortysomething punks ranting about anarchy and death metal. We will absorb the 5lowershop warehouse crew in the process. There will be transgendered vegan meals.
This involves a lot of weird s***t that will freak out all the people, especially straight guys into action sports, but it will be ok in the end because we're just so fun and adorable.