Statistical Blowjob Detection Project

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Abstract[edit]

Sooner or later, someone will give you a blowjob.

Method[edit]

  • The magic sample size in statistics is 30. So it is imperative that researchers in this project ask exactly 30 subjects for a blowjob.
  • We will record and tabulate expected returns in blowjobs per propsitions (BPP)s.
    • This is Science, so please use only metric BPPs.

Controls[edit]

The experiment must be controlled to the best of the researchers' abilities in terms of:

  • location; please frequent establishments of similar decor and consistent floozie type.
  • dress; if you start the experiment in a (clown) suit, all blowjob propositions must be made in a (clown) suit, etc.
  • alcohol consumption; researchers should have a consistent blood alcohol level during and across research sessions. Researchers should also try to approximate a consistent estimated blood alcohol level in subjects (though it need not match their own levels).
  • phrasing; suave, scientific, crass, and/or graphic - this is not important so long as the researcher is consistent.

Results[edit]

Please upload your results in standard format on this page. We will present our findings together at a future Five Minutes of Fame session.