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Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.
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script type equals text slash javascript X M L H T T P request malware dot R U script
  
www.yeetthegovernment.com
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sudo apt-get install N S A backdoor
  
Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm
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sudo apt-get install F B I keylogger
  
hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
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When the noise in the bridge spot; Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot.
  
I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.
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As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.
  
Developers, developers, developers, developers.
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Teach me how to donate. Teach me, Teach me how to donate.
  
just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
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Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.
  
Shall, we, play, a, game?
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Netflix and chill, more like donate and chill.
  
Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
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To the left, to the left. All of your money in the donate box to the left.
  
Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
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Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.
  
Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
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Look at you, Hacker.  A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.
  
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
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Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
 
 
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
 
 
 
sudo apt-get install donate
 
  
my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
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Computing. Computing. Computing.
  
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
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Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.
  
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
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What is Do ocracy?
  
 
Hacking intensifies.
 
Hacking intensifies.
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You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
  
With great power comes great noiseability
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Do you have Intel Inside? Do you want to?
 
 
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
 
 
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
 
 
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
 
 
 
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
 
 
 
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
 
 
 
You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.
 
 
 
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
 
 
 
Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.
 
 
 
Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.
 
 
 
Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.
 
 
 
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
 
 
 
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
 
 
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
 
 
 
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
 
 
 
Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now
 
 
 
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
 
 
 
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
 
 
 
You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)
 
 
 
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
 
 
 
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
 
 
 
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
 
 
 
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
 
 
 
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
 
 
 
Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
 
 
 
My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.
 
 
 
So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper
 
 
 
Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
 
 
 
Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
 
 
 
Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.
 
 
 
To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician
 
 
 
pew! pew! pew!
 
 
 
Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
 
 
 
Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
 
 
 
Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.
 
 
 
Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.
 
 
 
Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.
 
 
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.
 
 
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.
 
  
Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.  
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Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
  
To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube.  Your welcome.
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Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!

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