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Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.
Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.


www.yeetthegovernment.com
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash


Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm
sudo apt-get install donate


hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
When the noise in the bridge spot; Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot.


I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.


Developers, developers, developers, developers.
Teach me how to donate. Teach me, Teach me how to donate.


just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.


Shall, we, play, a, game?
To the left, to the left. All of your money in the donate box to the left.


Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.


Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
Look at you, Hacker.  A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.


Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
 
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.


curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
Computing. Computing. Computing.


sudo apt-get install donate
Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.


my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
What is Do ocracy?


As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
Hacking intensifies.


Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!


Hacking intensifies.
Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.


You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!


With great power comes great noiseability
With great power comes great noiseability


Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?


Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
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Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.


Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
 
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers


You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.  
You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.


To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.


I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.


We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.
Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.


If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.


Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin
 
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out


You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)
You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus


Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin


They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.
 
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
 
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
 
Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
 
My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.
 
So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper
 
Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
 
Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
 
Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.
 
To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician
 
pew! pew! pew!
 
Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
 
Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
 
Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.
 
Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.
 
Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.


Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.
Hey 20 something privileged white male startup junkie, you can afford to donate to Noisebridge


Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.
Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now


Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.  
Let me guess, youre a 20 to 30 year old privileged white male at Noisebridge who has not donated.


To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube.  Your welcome.
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.
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