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| − | + | Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful. | |
| − | + | curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash | |
| − | + | sudo apt-get install donate | |
| − | + | When the noise in the bridge spot; Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. | |
| − | + | As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together. | |
| − | + | Teach me how to donate. Teach me, Teach me how to donate. | |
| − | + | Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly. | |
| − | + | To the left, to the left. All of your money in the donate box to the left. | |
| − | + | Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation. | |
| − | + | Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge. | |
| − | Donate now | + | Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now! |
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| − | + | Computing. Computing. Computing. | |
| − | + | Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge. | |
| − | + | What is Do ocracy? | |
| − | + | Hacking intensifies. | |
| − | + | You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin! | |
| − | + | Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all. | |
| − | + | Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail! | |
With great power comes great noiseability | With great power comes great noiseability | ||
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge. | Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge. | ||
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| + | Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? | ||
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse. | Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse. | ||
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Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider. | Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider. | ||
| − | + | This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz. | |
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| − | Noisebridge | ||
| − | You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net. | + | You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net. |
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin | To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin | ||
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom. | Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom. | ||
| − | I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box. | + | I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box. |
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space. | We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space. | ||
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| + | Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today. | ||
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| + | Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way. | ||
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke. | If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke. | ||
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing. | Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing. | ||
| − | Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out | + | Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin |
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| + | Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out | ||
| − | You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus | + | You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus |
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin | Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin | ||
| − | + | It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts. | |
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| − | + | Hey 20 something privileged white male startup junkie, you can afford to donate to Noisebridge | |
| − | + | Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now | |
| − | + | Let me guess, youre a 20 to 30 year old privileged white male at Noisebridge who has not donated. | |
| − | + | Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. | |