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Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.
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mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.
  
www.yeetthegovernment.com
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flush the toilet and wash ye hands, ya filthy animal
  
Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm
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just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down
  
hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
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I was born in the alternate reality where javascript comes from
  
I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.
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Shall, we, play, a, game?
  
Developers, developers, developers, developers.
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Raise you hands and say yeah- lets donate to noisebridge
  
just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
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A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of noisebridge
  
Shall, we, play, a, game?
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If you are hungry there are plenty of fruit flies fucking everywhere
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Knife club assemble.
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To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!
  
Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
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There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.
  
Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
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Fuck jocks skate or die.
  
Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
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I hacked the election.
  
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
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Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.
  
 
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
 
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
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my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
 
my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
  
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
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As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.
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Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.
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Please only defecate within the designated areas.
  
 
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
 
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
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Computing. Computing. Computing.
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Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.
  
 
Hacking intensifies.
 
Hacking intensifies.
  
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
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Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
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Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!
  
 
With great power comes great noiseability
 
With great power comes great noiseability
  
 
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
 
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
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Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
  
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
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Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
  
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
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This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
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Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.
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Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em
  
 
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
 
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
  
You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.  
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You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.
  
 
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
 
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
 
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
  
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
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I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
  
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
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Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.
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Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.
  
 
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
 
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
 
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
  
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
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Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin
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Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out
  
You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)
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You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus
  
 
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
 
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
  
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
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It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.
  
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
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Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now
  
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
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They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
  
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
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Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space
  
Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
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Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Gay Luxury Space Anarchism!
  
My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.
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Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
  
So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper
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What kind of lisp is haskell?
  
Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
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Shit.
  
Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
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The Ur-fruit of thieves is the grape.
  
Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.
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Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
  
To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
  
pew! pew! pew!
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Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
  
Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
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My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.
  
Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
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So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper
 
 
Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.
 
 
 
Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.
 
 
 
Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.
 
 
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.
 
 
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.
 
 
 
Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.
 
 
 
To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube.  Your welcome.
 

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