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Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.
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hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on teh wiki!!!
  
www.yeetthegovernment.com
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mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.
  
Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm
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just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
  
hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
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I was kidding about that cat in a jacket thing. I figured it out.
  
I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.
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Shall, we, play, a, game?
  
Developers, developers, developers, developers.
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Knife club assemble.
  
just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
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I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
  
Shall, we, play, a, game?
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To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!
  
Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
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There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.
  
Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
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Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.
 
 
Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
 
 
 
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
 
  
 
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
 
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
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As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
 
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
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Please only defecate within the designated areas.
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Please only donate within the designated areas.
  
 
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
 
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
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Computing. Computing. Computing.
  
 
Hacking intensifies.
 
Hacking intensifies.
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Please talk to Ben to stop the bird sounds.
  
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
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Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
  
 
With great power comes great noiseability
 
With great power comes great noiseability
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Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
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This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
  
 
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
 
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
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Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em
  
 
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
 
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
 
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
  
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
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I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
  
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
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Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.
  
 
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
 
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
 
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
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Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin
  
 
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
 
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
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Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
 
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
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It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts. But donate. Please.
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Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now
  
 
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
 
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
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Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space for a small donation
  
 
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
 
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
  
 
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
 
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
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Shit.
  
 
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
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Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
 
Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
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How do you get a cat in a jacket?
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Would you like bell peppers with your A T n T pizza?
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Noisebridge is shutting down! Donate now or else we're gone!
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Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
 
Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
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pew! pew! pew!
 
pew! pew! pew!
  
Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
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Dance Dance Revolution!
 
 
Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
 
 
 
Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.
 
 
 
Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.
 
 
 
Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.
 
 
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.
 
 
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.
 
 
 
Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.
 
 
 
To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube.  Your welcome.
 

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