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Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.
www.yeetthegovernment.com
Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm
hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!


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Developers, developers, developers, developers.
Developers, developers, developers, developers.
mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.


just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
I was kidding about that cat in a jacket thing. I figured it out.


Shall, we, play, a, game?
Shall, we, play, a, game?


Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
Remember the 35th of May.
 
Knife club assemble.
 
What's up Noise butts? That's what I call all of you now. Noise butts.


Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.


Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
Come to Aaron Swartz Day at the Internet Archive this Saturday and Sunday.  


I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!
There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.
Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.


curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
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As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
Please only defecate within the designated areas.
Please only donate within the designated areas.


Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
Computing. Computing. Computing.


Hacking intensifies.
Hacking intensifies.
Please talk to Ben to stop the bird sounds.


You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.


With great power comes great noiseability
With great power comes great noiseability
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Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.


Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em


Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.


I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.


We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.


If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin


Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
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Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts. But donate. Please.
Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now


They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space for a small donation


Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!


Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
Shit.


Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
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Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
How do you get a cat in a jacket?
Would you like bell peppers with your A T n T pizza?
Noisebridge is shutting down! Donate now or else we're gone!


Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
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pew! pew! pew!
pew! pew! pew!
Dance Dance Revolution!


Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
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Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.


Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.
NoiseBridge alarm system testing in ten nine eight seven six five four three two
 
Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.
 
Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.
 
Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.
 
Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.


To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube. Your welcome.
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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