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mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.
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hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
  
flush the toilet and wash ye hands, ya filthy animal
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I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.
  
just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down
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Developers, developers, developers, developers.
  
I was born in the alternate reality where javascript was invented
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mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.
  
covfefe did 9 11
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just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
  
 
I was kidding about that cat in a jacket thing. I figured it out.
 
I was kidding about that cat in a jacket thing. I figured it out.
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Shall, we, play, a, game?
 
Shall, we, play, a, game?
  
Who is mining bitcoin on the 3D printing computer?
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Remember the 35th of May.
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Yeet the rich.
  
The water is now non toxic and safe to drink.
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What's up Noise butts? That's what I call all of you now. Noise butts.
  
If you can diagnose the smell in the bathroom please fix it.
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Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
  
If you are hungry there are plenty of fruit flies fucking everywhere
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Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
  
Knife club assemble.
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Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
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I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
  
 
To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!
 
To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!
  
 
There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.
 
There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.
 
Fuck jocks skate or die.
 
 
I hacked the election.
 
  
 
Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.
 
Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.
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my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
 
my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
  
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.
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As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
 
 
Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.
 
  
 
Please only defecate within the designated areas.
 
Please only defecate within the designated areas.
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Computing. Computing. Computing.
 
Computing. Computing. Computing.
  
Let's have a round of applause for Noisebridge's fruit fly breeding program. We couldn't have done it without you.
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Hacking intensifies.
  
Hacking intensifies.
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Please talk to Ben to stop the bird sounds.
  
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
  
 
Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
 
Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
 
Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!
 
  
 
With great power comes great noiseability
 
With great power comes great noiseability
  
 
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
 
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
 
Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 
  
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
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This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
 
This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
  
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.
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Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
  
 
Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em
 
Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em
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Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
 
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
  
You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.
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You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.  
  
 
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
 
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
 
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
  
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
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I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
  
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
 
Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.
 
  
 
Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.
 
Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.
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Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin
 
Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin
  
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out
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Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
  
You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus
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You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)
  
 
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
 
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
  
It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.
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It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts. But donate. Please.
  
 
Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now
 
Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now
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They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
 
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
  
Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space
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Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space for a small donation
  
 
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
 
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
  
 
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
 
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
 
What kind of lisp is haskell?
 
  
 
Shit.
 
Shit.
 
Ahhhhhh shit.
 
 
The Ur-fruit of thieves is the grape.
 
  
 
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
 
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
 
  
 
Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
 
Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
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How do you get a cat in a jacket?
 
How do you get a cat in a jacket?
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Would you like bell peppers with your A T n T pizza?
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Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
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Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.
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To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician
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pew! pew! pew!
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Dance Dance Revolution!
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Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
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Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
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Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.

Revision as of 19:38, 15 October 2019

hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!

I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.

Developers, developers, developers, developers.

mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.

just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down

I was kidding about that cat in a jacket thing. I figured it out.

Shall, we, play, a, game?

Remember the 35th of May.

Yeet the rich.

What's up Noise butts? That's what I call all of you now. Noise butts.

Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.

Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.

Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.

I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.

To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!

There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.

Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.

curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.

Please only defecate within the designated areas.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Hacking intensifies.

Please talk to Ben to stop the bird sounds.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.

Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.

Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em

Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers

You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.

To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin

Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.

Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.

Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.

Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.

I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.

We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.

Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.

If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.

Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now

Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.

Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin

Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help

You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)

Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin

It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts. But donate. Please.

Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now

They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!

Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space for a small donation

Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!

Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.

Shit.

Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.

Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.

My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.

So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper

Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.

How do you get a cat in a jacket?

Would you like bell peppers with your A T n T pizza?

Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp

Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.

To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician

pew! pew! pew!

Dance Dance Revolution!

Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.

Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.

Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.