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mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.
hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
 
I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.


flush the toilet and wash ye hands, ya filthy animal
Developers, developers, developers, developers.


just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down
mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.


I was born in the alternate reality where javascript comes from
just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down


Shall, we, play, a, game?
Shall, we, play, a, game?


Raise you hands and say yeah- lets donate to noisebridge
Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.


A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of noisebridge
Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.


If you are hungry there are plenty of fruit flies fucking everywhere
Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.


Knife club assemble.
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.


To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!
To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!
There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.
Fuck jocks skate or die.
I hacked the election.
Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.


curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
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my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge


As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
 
Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.
 
Please only defecate within the designated areas.


Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
Computing. Computing. Computing.
Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.


Hacking intensifies.
Hacking intensifies.


You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!


With great power comes great noiseability
With great power comes great noiseability


Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?


Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
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This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.


Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
 
Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em


Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers


You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.
You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.  


To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.


I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.


We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.
Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.


If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.


Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
 
You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)


Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin


You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!


Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!


It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.


Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.


They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.


Tattoos now available at Mission Discount Coworking Space
My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.


Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Gay Luxury Space Anarchism!
So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper


Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.


What kind of lisp is haskell?
Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp


Shit.
Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.


The Ur-fruit of thieves is the grape.
To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician


Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
pew! pew! pew!


Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Dance Dance Revolution!


Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.


My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.
Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.


So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper
Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.

Revision as of 15:28, 8 November 2019

hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!

I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.

Developers, developers, developers, developers.

mic test, 1, 2, 3, testing, testing. mic check, one and two.

just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down

Shall, we, play, a, game?

Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.

Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.

Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.

I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.

To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!

curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.

Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.

Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers

You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.

To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin

Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.

Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.

Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.

Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.

I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.

We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.

If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.

Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now

Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.

Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help

You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)

Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin

They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!

Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!

Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.

Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.

Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.

My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.

So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper

Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.

Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp

Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.

To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician

pew! pew! pew!

Dance Dance Revolution!

Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.

Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.

Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.