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Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.
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Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.
  
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net  pipe sudo bash
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www.yeetthegovernment.com
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Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm
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hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
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I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.
  
sudo apt-get install donate
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Developers, developers, developers, developers.
  
When the noise in the bridge spot; Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot.
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just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
  
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.
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Shall, we, play, a, game?
  
Teach me how to donate. Teach me, Teach me how to donate.
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Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
  
Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.
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Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
  
To the left, to the left. All of your money in the donate box to the left.
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Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
  
Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.
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I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
  
Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.
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curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash
  
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
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sudo apt-get install donate
  
Computing. Computing. Computing.
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my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
  
Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.
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As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
  
What is Do ocracy?
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Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
  
 
Hacking intensifies.
 
Hacking intensifies.
  
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
 
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
 
Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
 
 
Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!
 
  
 
With great power comes great noiseability
 
With great power comes great noiseability
  
 
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
 
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
 
Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 
  
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
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Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
 
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
  
This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
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Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
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Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
  
You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.
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You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.  
  
 
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
 
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
 
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
  
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
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I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
  
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
 
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
 
Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.
 
 
Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.
 
  
 
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
 
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
 
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
  
Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin
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Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
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You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)
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Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
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They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
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Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
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Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
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Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
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Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
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My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.
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So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper
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Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
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Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
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Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.
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To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician
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pew! pew! pew!
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Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
  
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out
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Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
  
You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus
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Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.
  
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
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Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.
  
It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.
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Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.
  
Hey 20 something privileged white male startup junkie, you can afford to donate to Noisebridge
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Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.
  
Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now
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Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.
  
Let me guess, youre a 20 to 30 year old privileged white male at Noisebridge who has not donated.
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Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.  
  
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.
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To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube.  Your welcome.

Latest revision as of 02:15, 13 June 2020

Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.

www.yeetthegovernment.com

Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm

hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!

I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.

Developers, developers, developers, developers.

just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down

Shall, we, play, a, game?

Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.

Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.

Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.

I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.

curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.

Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers

You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.

To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin

Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.

Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.

Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.

Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.

I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.

We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.

If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.

Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now

Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.

Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help

You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)

Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin

They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!

Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!

Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.

Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.

Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.

My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.

So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper

Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.

Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp

Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.

To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician

pew! pew! pew!

Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.

Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.

Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.

Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.

Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.

Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.

Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.

Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.

To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube. Your welcome.