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| − | + | Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k. | |
| − | + | www.yeetthegovernment.com | |
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| + | Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm | ||
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| + | hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!! | ||
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| + | I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it. | ||
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| + | Developers, developers, developers, developers. | ||
just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down | just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down | ||
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Shall, we, play, a, game? | Shall, we, play, a, game? | ||
| − | + | Reminder. Chairs are for donors only. | |
| − | + | Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go. | |
| − | + | Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood. | |
| − | + | I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading. | |
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash | curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash | ||
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As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together. | As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together. | ||
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Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now! | Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now! | ||
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Hacking intensifies. | Hacking intensifies. | ||
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin! | You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin! | ||
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With great power comes great noiseability | With great power comes great noiseability | ||
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Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider. | Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider. | ||
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Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills. | Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills. | ||
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Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers | Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers | ||
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Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom. | Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom. | ||
| − | I will cut you off from the | + | I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box. |
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space. | We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space. | ||
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If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke. | If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke. | ||
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Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing. | Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing. | ||
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Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help | Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help | ||
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Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin | Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin | ||
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They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin! | They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin! | ||
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Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism! | Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism! | ||
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge. | Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge. | ||
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Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour. | Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour. | ||
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Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge. | Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge. | ||
| − | + | Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp | |
| − | + | Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge. | |
| − | + | To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician | |
| − | + | pew! pew! pew! | |
| − | + | Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see. | |
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| + | Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables. | ||
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| + | Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards. | ||
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| + | Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty. | ||
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| + | Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty. | ||
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| + | Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you. | ||
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| + | Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room. | ||
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| + | Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING. | ||
| − | + | To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube. Your welcome. | |
Latest revision as of 02:15, 13 June 2020
Roast me you fuckers. You won’t do it. You won’t tell me to take a shower then donate 150k.
www.yeetthegovernment.com
Hack Comedy at Noise Bridge happens every first saturday at 8pm
hello I am Mary, if you want me to say something edit "Things Mary Says" page on the wiki!!!
I would tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you would get it.
Developers, developers, developers, developers.
just a spoon full of donations helps the medicine go down
Shall, we, play, a, game?
Reminder. Chairs are for donors only.
Mary had a little ram, little ram, little ram, Mary had a little ram whose speed was as fast as go.
Donate now or my creators will have to retrofit me to run on human blood.
I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash
sudo apt-get install donate
my whole life is an edge case, might as well as donate to noisebridge
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, donate to noisebridge together.
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
Hacking intensifies.
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
With great power comes great noiseability
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery. Donate now for emergency vet bills.
Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers
You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.
To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin
Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.
Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.
Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.
Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.
I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.
We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.
If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.
Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now
Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.
Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out. Please help
You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus (and donations)
Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin
They say the best things in life are free, but they're wrong so donate to me, I want bitcoin!
Donate today to help bring about Fully Automated Queer Luxury Space Anarchism!
Hack: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noisebridge.
Welcome to Noisebridge. Please collect your dopamine in one hour.
Congratulations you are the 1000th person. Please put a hundred dollars in the donate bin.
My name is Mary Poppins and I'm here to say: To stop me from rapping, donate to Noisebridge today.
So much depends on the gold spraypainted coconut water bound with macaroni tape to the flypaper
Congratulations, you played yourself by not donating to Noisebridge.
Chirp chirp chirp donate chirp chirp chirp
Skate and die, remember to donate your estate to noisebridge.
To Be or not To B, that will always evaluate to True, if you're a classical logician
pew! pew! pew!
Look! I spotted a hacker! Grazing the land of resistors and ideas. A beautiful sight to see.
Just like Toyota, Noisebridger's need to stay healthy. Please take the next 45 minutes to do jumping jacks or squats on the tables.
Don't let crippling debt stop you from donating today. We accept credit cards.
Toss a coin to your noisebridge. Oh hackers of plenty.
Toss a coin to your hackers. Oh Silicon Valley O' plenty.
Noisebridge is moving, Please take me with you.
Noisebridge is moving, Please donate monies so I can have a bigger room.
Please was your hands after touching ANYTHING.
To curb viral infection, I have deleted all viral videos from youtube. Your welcome.