Things Mary Says

Knife club assemble.

To donate $5 dollars press Ctrl+Alt+Del now! Teh 1,000 person will win ONE MILLION DOLL HAIRS!!!

There is plenty of laxative tea in the tin by the sink.

Fuck jocks skate or die.

Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.

curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.

Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.

Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.

Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.

Thank you for Working at Mission Discount Coworking Space tee em

Noisebridge is like a fine wine, it only gets better with more hackers