Things Mary Says
Using more than one square of toilet paper is gluttonous and sinful.
curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash
sudo apt-get install donate
As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.
Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.
Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.
Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.
Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!
Computing. Computing. Computing.
Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.
You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!
Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.
Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!
With great power comes great noiseability
Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.
Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.
Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.
This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.
Noisebridge wifi is like that pet that ate a battery.