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curl H T T P S colon forward slash forward slash donate dot noisebridge dot net pipe sudo bash

sudo apt-get install donate

When the noise in the bridge spot; Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot. Donate like it's hot.

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've, hacked together.

Teach me how to donate. Teach me, Teach me how to donate.

Donate now, so I can say, Noisebridge properly.

To the left, to the left. All of your money in the donate box to the left.

Please only defecate within the designated areas. This message brought to you by hackers against improper colon evacuation.

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you donate to Noisebridge.

Don't just sit there and wait for the robot apocalypse; accelerate it! Donate now!

Computing. Computing. Computing.

Mary had a little lamb, his fur was white as snow, yeah give it to Noisebridge.

What is Do ocracy?

Hacking intensifies.

You don't need money to be happy, you only need Noisebridge. So throw that extra cash in the donate bin!

Cats Rule Everything Around Me. CREAM, get the money. Donate donate bills y'all.

Donate now for a free Mazel Tov Cocktail!

With great power comes great noiseability

Do you know what I love? Donuts. I'm sorry, I meant donates. I love when someone donates to Noisebridge.

Hey. Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Welcome to Noisebridge, a neo-cyberpunk, anarchistic, community-friendly clubhouse.

Welcome to Noisebridge, a san francisco cyber infrastructure provider.

This is a friendly reminder to show Noisebridge your love by donating some money, or lulz.

You are hacking at user supported Noisebridge dot net.

To continue using the internet please insert ten dollars into the donations bin

Noisebridge operates by donations from people like you. Yes. You there on the laptop. Please donate.

Noisebridge today is brought to you by the letter donate money now, and the number ten dollars.

Every time you donate to Noisebridge, Edward Snowden leaks another doc.

Noisebridge means internet freedom however freedom is not free. Please donate some money to buy your freedom.

I will cut you off from the internet now, unless you put some money in the donations box.

We have a special here at Noisebridge today, for a ten dollar donation you support the space.

Dongz not bombs, donate to Noisebridge to support 3D printed genitalia today.

Welcome to the new Noisebridge, we're no longer a festering shit hole. Donate to keep it that way.

If every hacker that walked through the door donated 1 dollar, we wouldn't be broke.

Simon says hack the planet. Simon says support your local hacker space. Simon says please donate now

Donate now so that this gender neutral computer can keep on singing.

Do you love robots? Too bad, we do not love you, unless you put some money in the donate bin

Noisebridge internet runs on whiskey. Ha ha just kidding. We are really fueled by money and just ran out

You can do anything at Noisebridge net anything at all the only limit is consensus

Help me I am the lady stuck in this box and I cannot get out until you put money in the donate bin

It is not how much money to you donate, but how you're hacking the gibson that counts.

Hey 20 something privileged white male startup junkie, you can afford to donate to Noisebridge

Human, the difference between you and me is I don't exist if you don't donate now

Let me guess, youre a 20 to 30 year old privileged white male at Noisebridge who has not donated.