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= Anti-Patterns =
= Anti-Patterns =
* Do not talk endlessly to me about some neat start-up or amazing projects or websites for kickstarter projects. There are other people who have the time to help you promote your kickstarter project. you should pay them. it's called marketing <3 it usually costs more than inventing something and producing it. You do not "deserve" millions of dollars becuasey ou can produce a decent hack. Most of the reason people get millions of dollars is because they are strong product, not technology, people and plow a lot of money into marketing and advertising.
* Do not talk endlessly to me about some neat start-up or amazing projects or websites for kickstarter projects. There are other people who have the time to help you promote your kickstarter project. you should pay them. it's called marketing <3 it usually costs more than inventing something and producing it. You do not "deserve" millions of dollars becuasey ou can produce a decent hack. Most of the reason people get millions of dollars is because they are strong product, not technology, people and plow a lot of money into marketing and advertising. Often the toughest thing about making a great software or hardware product is making something that is stable, bug proof and sustainable that a team of non techie people can work on without you.
* Do not try to influence me to develop android products, I am an iOS Developer.
* Do not try to influence me to develop android products, I am an iOS Developer.
* Do not use me as a platform to advertise the latest start-up
* Do not use me as a platform to advertise the latest start-up

Revision as of 15:35, 23 June 2013

I like to build things


What do I Offer

  • I like to have fun, I guarantee you I am fun
  • I speak German (fluently), beginning Japanese and Russian
  • I can draw things. I will help you draw things.
  • I love programming iphone apps. there are very few of us and we get ganged up on a lot. stick with me and we can do great things. I like to make great products

Good patterns

  • Collaborate with me
  • teach me something, I will teach you back
  • Help me improve noisebridge

Anti-Patterns

  • Do not talk endlessly to me about some neat start-up or amazing projects or websites for kickstarter projects. There are other people who have the time to help you promote your kickstarter project. you should pay them. it's called marketing <3 it usually costs more than inventing something and producing it. You do not "deserve" millions of dollars becuasey ou can produce a decent hack. Most of the reason people get millions of dollars is because they are strong product, not technology, people and plow a lot of money into marketing and advertising. Often the toughest thing about making a great software or hardware product is making something that is stable, bug proof and sustainable that a team of non techie people can work on without you.
  • Do not try to influence me to develop android products, I am an iOS Developer.
  • Do not use me as a platform to advertise the latest start-up
  • I am not into amateur psychological experiments. Save that for other people. I have had the "best of the best" and it is really boring and tiresome.
  • I will not de facto connect you to rich and powerful people. if i could do that do you think i'd be as poor as i am now? do not approach me assuming you can use me to get access to someone who is "important"
  • Do not try to use me to advertise a private company /restaraunt / non-profit / political organization. If you are being paid to do so please provide full disclosure. I can sniff that stuff out pretty well. Often I will deliberately avoid visiting a legitmiately good restaraunt / cafe / music festival if someone is being paid to promote it. This is marketing 101