User:Romyilano

I like to build things. I'm a member of Oakland's SudoRoom and am learning 3D printing there as well. http://www.sudoroom.org

Noisebridge Projects

• I'm helping out with the Noisebridge Beginning 3D printing group - 3DPrintBeginners

What do I Offer

• I like to have fun, I guarantee you I am fun
• I speak German (fluently), beginning Japanese and Russian
• I can draw things. I will help you draw things.
• I love programming iphone apps. there are very few of us and we get ganged up on a lot. stick with me and we can do great things. I like to make great products

Good patterns

• Collaborate with me
• teach me something, I will teach you back
• Help me improve noisebridge

Anti-Patterns

• Do not talk endlessly to me about some neat start-up or amazing projects or websites for kickstarter projects. There are other people who have the time to help you promote your kickstarter project. you should pay them. it's called marketing <3 it usually costs more than inventing something and producing it. You do not "deserve" millions of dollars becuasey ou can produce a decent hack. Most of the reason people get millions of dollars is because they are strong product, not technology, people and plow a lot of money into marketing and advertising. Often the toughest thing about making a great software or hardware product is making something that is stable, bug proof and sustainable that a team of non techie people can work on without you. Great product companies are run by people you consider boring suits and office slaves who do all the sh***work you feel you are too smart to do.
• Do not try to influence me to develop android products, I am an iOS Developer.
• Do not use me as a platform to advertise the latest start-up
• Do not involve me in your political platforms, leftist movements, social justice issues. I do not work in politics.
• I am not into amateur psychological experiments. Save that for other people. I have had the "best of the best" and it is really boring and tiresome. If you really must why don't you look in the mirror and experiment on yourself?
• I will not de facto connect you to rich and powerful people. if i could do that do you think i'd be as poor as i am now? do not approach me assuming you can use me to get access to someone who is "important"
• Do not try to use me to advertise a private company /restaraunt / non-profit / political organization. If you are being paid to do so please provide full disclosure. I can sniff that stuff out pretty well. Often I will deliberately avoid visiting a legitmiately good restaraunt / cafe / music festival if someone is being paid to promote it. This is marketing 101