We just have one question:
Why isn't Noisebridge weirdly automated???
"Why, whatever do you mean weirdly automated?"
Automated and integrated and aliiiiiive! with projects like this:
1. Emergency Slack bot command => Triggers Mary speaking that message into Noisebridge (e.g., "I left my purse next to the soldering iron")
Perhaps-vague Project Category Ideas
1. Voice to text => Mary => Triggers an action of hers