WeirdlyAutomated

We just have one question:

Why isn't Noisebridge weirdly automated???

"Why, whatever do you mean weirdly automated?"

Automated and integrated and aliiiiiive! with projects like this:

Project Ideas

1. Emergency Slack bot command => Triggers Mary speaking that message into Noisebridge (e.g., "I left my purse next to the soldering iron")

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Perhaps-vague Project Category Ideas

1. Voice to text => Mary => Triggers an action of hers