Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness

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"What is zombie apocalypse preparedness?" you ask.  Why, it's disaster
 
"What is zombie apocalypse preparedness?" you ask.  Why, it's disaster
 
preparedness, capped off with a trip to the rifle range and booze, of
 
preparedness, capped off with a trip to the rifle range and booze, of
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== Course Work ==
 
== Course Work ==
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Italics shows the ''Zombie Apocalypse media reference''<br>
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Initial letters denote '''''Z'''''ombie reference or '''''A'''''pocalypse reference
  
 
* First Aid and CPR certification
 
* First Aid and CPR certification
* Amateur radio ARES/RACES usage taught by local operators
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* Amateur radio ARES/RACES usage ''ZA - I am Legend, Neville often tries to contact people via HAM''
 
* Brewing and distillation of alcohol (we probably oughtn't run a still in the space, however...)
 
* Brewing and distillation of alcohol (we probably oughtn't run a still in the space, however...)
 
* Water distillation and purification
 
* Water distillation and purification
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* Tinkering: fabricating unavailable yet critical tools or devices out of items you might find in a common house or office
 
* Tinkering: fabricating unavailable yet critical tools or devices out of items you might find in a common house or office
 
* Chainsaw maintenance
 
* Chainsaw maintenance
* Salvage and safe use of common demolition/mining explosives
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* Salvage and safe use of common demolition/mining explosives - ''A - Tremors, blowing up Graboids''
 
* Defensive driving
 
* Defensive driving
 
* Archery/fencing/sword/other-running-out-of-ammo-disaster-skills
 
* Archery/fencing/sword/other-running-out-of-ammo-disaster-skills
 
* Reloading, nothing like making your own ammo
 
* Reloading, nothing like making your own ammo
* Methane gas production
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* Methane gas production ''A - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Bartertown's power source''
 
* Hand printing, copying, and cipher methods
 
* Hand printing, copying, and cipher methods
 
* Semaphore signaling
 
* Semaphore signaling
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* Bee keeping
 
* Bee keeping
 
* Animal [http://www.sparkybeegirl.com/iuhclasses09.html#farm husbandry] (keeping chickens, goats, rabbits and other edible pets)
 
* Animal [http://www.sparkybeegirl.com/iuhclasses09.html#farm husbandry] (keeping chickens, goats, rabbits and other edible pets)
* Urban [http://www.sparkybeegirl.com/iuhclasses09.html#plants gardening]
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* Urban [http://www.sparkybeegirl.com/iuhclasses09.html#plants gardening] ''ZA - I am Legend, farming in NYC''
 
* Food preservation
 
* Food preservation
 
* Tunnel digging techniques
 
* Tunnel digging techniques
 
* Trap door construction (for escape hatches and booby traps)
 
* Trap door construction (for escape hatches and booby traps)
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* Barricading techniques ''ZA - Night of the Living Dead, et all...''
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* Sharpshooting ''ZA - Night of the Living Dead, a shot to the head kills a zombie''
  
 
== Field Trips ==
 
== Field Trips ==
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= Planning =
 
= Planning =
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==Escape Routes==
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San Francisco is located on a peninsula, separated from the rest of the world by Colma... city of the dead! Escape route planning will be very important!
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== Workshops ==  
 
== Workshops ==  
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=== Dynamic Entry ===
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* Coordinator    : Jonathan Foote
 
=== Brewing Workshop ===
 
=== Brewing Workshop ===
 
=== Trolling Defence with Knives ===
 
=== Trolling Defence with Knives ===
* Coordinator    : San Mehat
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* Coordinator    : San Mehat
* Materials      : One sharp knife - serrated, and one dull knife, unserrated
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* Materials      : One sharp knife - serrated, and one dull knife, unserrated
* Opt. Materials : Salt, Vinegar, Fava Beans, a nice Chianti
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* Opt. Materials : Salt, Vinegar, Fava Beans, a nice Chianti
* Test subjects  : <TBD based on mailing-list/irc channel content>
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* Test subjects  : <TBD based on mailing-list/irc channel content>
 
=== How to Build a Disaster Kit ===
 
=== How to Build a Disaster Kit ===
* Coordinator    :  
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* Coordinator    :  
* Materials      :  
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* Materials      :  
* Opt. Materials :  
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* Opt. Materials :  
* Test subjects  : You!
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* Test subjects  : You!
  
 
== Field Trips ==
 
== Field Trips ==
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=== Batting Cage ===
 
=== Batting Cage ===
 
Shannon volunteers to do the calling around to find out about hours, group rates &c at local batting cages.
 
Shannon volunteers to do the calling around to find out about hours, group rates &c at local batting cages.
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===Graveyard Tour===
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It's important to know where the dead are in order to avoid them when they rise!
  
  
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* [[User:Zedd|Zedd]]
 
* [[User:Zedd|Zedd]]
 
* [[User:Gadlen|Lee]]
 
* [[User:Gadlen|Lee]]
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* [[User:rachel|Rachel]]
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* [[User:zazenergy|Laura]]

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"What is zombie apocalypse preparedness?" you ask. Why, it's disaster preparedness, capped off with a trip to the rifle range and booze, of course! --- Here's what I thought might each be a fun Sunday afternoon/evening:

Contents

[edit] Ideas

[edit] Course Work

Italics shows the Zombie Apocalypse media reference
Initial letters denote Zombie reference or Apocalypse reference

  • First Aid and CPR certification
  • Amateur radio ARES/RACES usage ZA - I am Legend, Neville often tries to contact people via HAM
  • Brewing and distillation of alcohol (we probably oughtn't run a still in the space, however...)
  • Water distillation and purification
  • Penny stove building workshop: http://www.csun.edu/~mjurey/penny.html
  • Electricity generation
  • Tinkering: fabricating unavailable yet critical tools or devices out of items you might find in a common house or office
  • Chainsaw maintenance
  • Salvage and safe use of common demolition/mining explosives - A - Tremors, blowing up Graboids
  • Defensive driving
  • Archery/fencing/sword/other-running-out-of-ammo-disaster-skills
  • Reloading, nothing like making your own ammo
  • Methane gas production A - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Bartertown's power source
  • Hand printing, copying, and cipher methods
  • Semaphore signaling
  • Scripture cheatsheet for whipping up/controlling dirty masses of post apoc. fundies
  • Bee keeping
  • Animal husbandry (keeping chickens, goats, rabbits and other edible pets)
  • Urban gardening ZA - I am Legend, farming in NYC
  • Food preservation
  • Tunnel digging techniques
  • Trap door construction (for escape hatches and booby traps)
  • Barricading techniques ZA - Night of the Living Dead, et all...
  • Sharpshooting ZA - Night of the Living Dead, a shot to the head kills a zombie

[edit] Field Trips

  • A trip to a rifle range (ie: not just small-bore handguns)
  • A trip to a batting cage

[edit] Planning

[edit] Escape Routes

San Francisco is located on a peninsula, separated from the rest of the world by Colma... city of the dead! Escape route planning will be very important!

[edit] Workshops

[edit] Dynamic Entry

  • Coordinator  : Jonathan Foote

[edit] Brewing Workshop

[edit] Trolling Defence with Knives

  • Coordinator  : San Mehat
  • Materials  : One sharp knife - serrated, and one dull knife, unserrated
  • Opt. Materials : Salt, Vinegar, Fava Beans, a nice Chianti
  • Test subjects  : <TBD based on mailing-list/irc channel content>

[edit] How to Build a Disaster Kit

  • Coordinator  :
  • Materials  :
  • Opt. Materials :
  • Test subjects  : You!

[edit] Field Trips

[edit] Rifle Range

Shannon volunteers to do the calling around to find out about hours, group rates &c at local rifle ranges.

[edit] Batting Cage

Shannon volunteers to do the calling around to find out about hours, group rates &c at local batting cages.

[edit] Graveyard Tour

It's important to know where the dead are in order to avoid them when they rise!


[edit] Interested Parties

Put your name down if you are interested in attending any or all of these. We can get more specific on each event later.

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