[Noisebridge-discuss] Robot Attack

Snail snailtsunami at gmail.com
Fri Feb 3 13:42:35 PST 2012


I have it on good authority that robots at noisebridge regularly swap out
their rechargeable batteries in an effort to never end their vigil against
humanity.

Any robot which may appear stationary is really just biding its time.

On Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 1:30 PM, Matt Joyce <matt at nycresistor.com> wrote:

> Have robots been sleeping at noisebridge?  I have heard some disturbing
> rumors.
> On Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM, "Taylor Alexander" <tlalexander at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Also, does it count as an attack if I was sexually assaulted by a robot,
>> but I had specifically designed the robot for this purpose?
>>
>>
>> On Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 1:23 PM, Taylor Alexander <tlalexander at gmail.com>wrote:
>>
>>> Yet another reason to buy Old Glory Robot Insurance<http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory>
>>> .
>>> (sorry for Hulu link, youtube version is videotaped TV sans tripod)
>>> -Taylor
>>>
>>>
>>> On Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 12:32 PM, Gopiballava Flaherty <
>>> gopiballava at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> A few weeks later I witnessed the same robot assaulting bikes on the
>>>> wall.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks,
>>>>
>>>> gopi at iPad
>>>>
>>>> On Feb 2, 2012, at 22:53, Whimzy <whimwiz at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > We urge others who may have experienced similar violence to speak up
>>>> as well. It has been estimated by the Bureau of Ad Hoc Statistics that
>>>> scores of hackers are assaulted by robots and other AI lifeforms every year
>>>> without ever reporting it.
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