[Noisebridge-discuss] Send a mouse to heaven.
john_re at fastmail.us
Sun Mar 31 07:07:15 UTC 2013
All mice are mortal.
All mice at Noisebridge are mice.
Therefore, all mice at Noisebridge are mortal.
Since mice in food prep areas & food service areas
spread shit, and excrement,
and potentially human illness viruses,
well, I'll leave the math to you.
I have deployed a
do-ocracy mouse sink below the oven.
Its packge, containing 3 enticing mouse treats
(& naturally occuring sedative),
is in the cupboard above the oven.
Since I don't get to NB but a few times per year, those persons feeling
mouse doocracy disposed don't need my permission to remediate any mice
Do it - for the children.
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