[Noisebridge-discuss] Cooking Trimmed Outsider Language

Johny Radio johnyradio at gmail.com
Tue Apr 1 07:55:44 UTC 2014


Another great post!

Also also also also you were sarcastic when you said "sarcasm fixes 
everything, and you didn't fix anything.

Thx.


------ Original Message ------
From: "Molly Bee" <mountainoceansky at hotmail.com>

>Nejucomo, Noisebridge,
>
>You have offended me deeply, having crossed, nay, /violated and 
>petunianated/ several of my personal boundaries. I can't be bothered to 
>enumerate them all here, because, like a mass of gnats, they animate 
>chaos theory in a complex space-time tangle.
>
>I'd like to bring this discussion back to being about my gender(s), if 
>applicable. Because the more we can talk about gender being an 
>insurmountable divisive issue, the healthier the under-gender-bridge 
>trolls become. Also, as I am the only constituent and representative of 
>my gender(s), it's fair to say we have 100% consensus on this motion.
>
>Also-also, I think sarcasm is GREAT, and it fixes everything.
>
>Also-also-also, ioerror is a quirky-charming-dear, but completely MADE 
>OUT OF MEAT. Just like the rest of youse. And for the record, I don't 
>believe finding a leather cock ring in a dumpster makes it "vegan" and 
>this has bothered me for some time! And that was not a non sequitur.
>
>And for the people I kn(e/o)w who are of the Original Flavour (tm), 
>slump not your shoulders and walk not away! You've created a monster 
>with Noisebridge! Well, a self-re-permutating social-science-tech 
>project that will reiterate until it curls up and utters piteous 
>death-mewls. But we're a long way from that-- just you watch and see. 
>After all, this is SCIENCE, ART, and HISTORY!
>
>Consensus works with two people, most of the time. Maybe even thirty 
>like-minded darlings. But it ain't gonna work with les milquetoasts vs. 
>violent, unreasonable duroki and hooligani in the vast messy melange. 
>Passive acceptance and radical pan-inclusion will inevitably lead to 
>"cheaters" trampling all over you, emptying your pockets, and even 
>slitting your upturned throat. And there will always trounce along 
>another "cheater". Just look at every co-op ever organized.
>
>Cercen, thank you for your blunt words; a freath of bresh air around 
>here when everyone's busy mincing words, mincing steps, and probably 
>also mincing onions in ye olde kitchenette. Give the kitchen domain 
>back to biohackers, making glow-in-the-dark vegan yoghurt and splicing 
>lactobacillus DNA with breadboarded bacteria-zappers. And go back to 
>keeping biohazards in the fridge... that might put off the 
>freedom-fighters from annexing NB as a culinomilitary hold-out, 
>beaconing bacon and ham radio communiques.
>
>To whom it is consensual, I offer digitally facilitated shoulder 
>massages.
>
>Everyone: straighten your backs, center your head over your shoulders, 
>roll your shoulders down and back, and get ready to face the fact that 
>you are made out of meat, scheduled for some inevitable death (just 
>like any organization life-cycle), prioritize what you're wanting to 
>HACK here, with one rule: keep your blade out of other meat.
>
>Most excellent high-fives,
>Molly
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