SCP-7245H
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Noisebridge's SCP-7245H[edit | edit source]
Item #: SCP-7245H
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7245H is to be contained within a large containment cell in Site-L (Limbolandia). Due to the range of SCP-7245H and its strain on resources, testing is to be limited to two times per month, where all on-site personnel are to be subjected to a full body search. Any use of SCP-7245H outside of approved testing is strictly prohibited and will result in demotion.
EFFECTIVE AS OF 4/13/████: As a result of Incident 26-04-13-37, all uniforms belonging to Class-D personnel attending to SCP-7245H are to be confiscated and replaced with uniforms with no pockets. SCP-7245H must also be purged of five bins of containment every month in order to deactivate its containment breaching container capacity overload effect.
Description: SCP-7245H is piles of e-waste and and discarded hacker paraphernalia that spontaneously generate on every flat surface in the Hackitorium of Noisebridge and other hacker-contaminated Hackerspaces.
Containment Procedure: Any instantiation of SCP-7245H should be immediately contained by Class D personnel using any containers on hand and tagged using the NoiseBins Category:Storage system.
- WARNING: Do not attempt to sort through or rearrange SCP-7245H short of immediately containing it. It will metastasize and the more energy spent on it will encourage further SCP-7245H spontaneous generations.
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SCP-3110: The Dumpster[edit | edit source]
SCP-3110: The Dumpster
Description: SCP-3110 is a large garbage disposal unit. The exterior and interior are worn, due to constant civilian use and heavy testing. The exterior of SCP-3110 is covered with large amounts of graffiti, rust, and bird feces.
SCP-3110's anomalous effects manifest once an item of considerable monetary worth is placed within it. Once it is placed inside, it will seemingly disappear from the interior within 5 minutes, and the object of interest is then teleported to a random person within a 2-kilometer radius within a clothing pocket on their person. If no such pocket is found, it will teleport to a random crevice within the radius. Currently, the Foundation has recognized approximately 300 items that SCP-3110 can teleport, given that the object is in a fair state, or can be reasonably repaired. Objects include, but are not limited to:
Non-expired food and drink Jewelry Any type of currency Computers and mobile devices Weaponry Clothing After a successful teleportation, a note is usually found attached to the object of interest, usually containing a message of encouragement (See addendum 3110-2 for examples).
SCP-3110 appears to have a quota of at least five objects to give per month. If the quota is not met, SCP-3110 will begin to take objects that are not attached by heavy adhesives or fasteners and will distribute the items as normal.
It has been noted in a majority of tests performed on SCP-3110 that test items are given to D-Class personnel. This seems to indicate that SCP-3110 has a priority system in place, where those with less economic stability, high emotional trauma, and/or low social influence are more likely to receive items from SCP-3110.