Statistical Blowjob Detection Project

Abstract

Sooner or later, someone will give you a blowjob.

Method

• The magic sample size in statistics is 30. So it is imperative that researchers in this project ask exactly 30 subjects for a blowjob.
• We will record and tabulate expected returns in blowjobs per propsitions (BPP)s.
  • This is Science, so please use only metric BPPs.

Controls

The experiment must be controlled to the best of the researchers' abilities in terms of:

• location; please frequent establishments of similar decor and consistent floozie type.
• dress; if you start the experiment in a (clown) suit, all blowjob propositions must be made in a (clown) suit, etc.
• alcohol consumption; researchers should have a consistent blood alcohol level during and across research sessions. Researchers should also try to approximate a consistent estimated blood alcohol level in subjects (though it need not match their own levels).
• phrasing; suave, scientific, crass, and/or graphic - this is not important so long as the researcher is consistent.

Results

Please upload your results in standard format on this page. We will present our findings together at a future Five Minutes of Fame session.